If you could give yourself a title below your name, what would it be?
jali
Queen of the Cougars
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If you could give yourself a title below your name, what would it be?
jali
Queen of the Cougars
So what we don't get to play? Hmmph!
:smile:
Everyone can play, no one can take your current title. Thanks for the fix!
I keep seeing "Quick Reply" and think that's a title. I have to think about it for a few seconds. Each time. I'm stupid.
Can I have "Loon" ?
Lord Chief Baron of the Exchequer
Rube E. Tewesday
The "Uh, who's that" Guy
My title would be "Head."
"saw what you did there."
I think I would like Maximum Proconsul.
Marchioness Eleanor the Brave and Beautiful, Dame Extraordinaire of Life.
But my friends call me Ella.
ETA: on second thought, I don't like that one much. I'm taking suggestions.
Leader of All The Lonely People.
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Originally posted by Cluricaun
True, dat.
Damn Dirty Ape.
God-Emperor of Dreams
The One
I'll take "Third Dude", please
El Supremo del Domebo
My title is my user name.
How about "She Who Keeps A Face In A Jar By Her Door"?Quote:
Originally posted by eleanorigby
She Who Must Be Obeyed.
Hmm, that might be a little much for a mod.
Like eleanorigby, I'm open to suggestions.
Pyromaniac Phoenix
For rigs: Sapient Apient?
I'm partial to "suzerain," as a pleasingly obscure title for a ruler. Kind of like "poobah" used to be, until the term got popular.
I enjoy my title as "Resident Troublemaker".
Although lately I have been rather well behaved.
Better Than You Deserve
[modhat:28v62d2j]Surprise, with the permission of the other Mods I have assigned your desired titles.
If you were just joking, please let me know and I will return them to blank.[/modhat:28v62d2j]
You are the coolest, man! Thanks! Smooch!Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
Massive funny. I'm starting to think I should have put more effort into this.
I think yours is one of the funniest. It works on a few levels.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
De nada.Quote:
Originally posted by jali
I'll go for who Clothahump really is: Aged Turtle Wizard.
Is this something we can do ourselves? If not, I'd like "Prudent Dude™ of EOD." Or perhaps, "Senior EOD Correspondent, DoMeBo News."
Tripler
Thanks. "Local Lord High of All Explosive Things being Rendered Safe" seemed a bit too long.
Hmm... I wanna play, but I'm at a loss. The Mr. suggested "Bringer of Light and Joy" (because he's a smart(ass) man), and the daughter suggested "Life Ruiner" (for the obvious reason of being 18 and not a morning person), but I don't love either of those. I might like the obvious but apt "Goddess of the Hunt", but I'm open to suggestion.
Lord of Night
Indulgent Hedonist. :)
ETA-That was for Diana.
"Generalissimo." Nothing screams "petty dictator" like appending the superlative to your military rank when you take political office.
Smart AND pretty!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
Oooh... can mine be "Be a Hedonist... Ask Me How!"
Well that's it for now. I might do some more later. :smile:
Ignoramus Majorus
Marquessa of Meh
I'll take suggestions.
What do you guys think of "Compilation of Crude Atoms"?
We certainly have a lot of royalty around here!
I like that... What's an apient?Quote:
Originally posted by ShelliBean
What Exit: how about Marchioness of Mundane and Methodical Madness? It has a certain ring to it...
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Well, I said if we had custom titles I'd make mine, "Wheeeeee!" so "Wheeeeee! it is!
Meh.
Actually, what featherlou's says. :lol:
Thank you, O benevolent one!
I'd want to go with 'The Goddamn Batman' to you
"Our Lady of Cat Hair, Dog Slobber, Bird Poop and Garden Dirt" please--if that's not too long.
"Quick Reply"
What Exit?, dare I beg an apostrophe?
It just occurred to me to Canuckify mine with M'eh.
me---> :roll: :smash: <---you
With all the high-ranking, high-falutin types around here, what we need most is a:
Peon
I'm good at being a peon.
“Photography Instructor”
please
Caniac Maniac
I'm a huge Carolina Hurricanes fan. :)
"Arms of Steel, Leg of Jello"
Goes with my ride. Thanks.
Transylvanian Concubine
I am ACME Sales Rep. on the board I admin, but that was given to me. I think I prefer the title that goes with my name, "Super Genius" (even if it's not technically correct).
Also, out of curiosity are you doing actual titles or ranks? Because we also have phpbb and all I seem to be able to do is ranks, not individual titles. I'm not sure how many ranks we can have to I have avoided doing too many of these. Are your titles an added on mod or am I just missing the title giver thingy in my admin panel?
Bang on, pat. :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by runner pat
NOoooooo! Please be Professor Pixel! Or Pixel Pro! Y'know, cuz of the 'gg' in 'garygnu'.Quote:
Originally posted by garygnu
Thanks, dude! Wheeeee!
This is the most fun I've had all day. yay! Thanks, What Exit!
Low Man on the Totem Pole
No!Quote:
Originally posted by Glazer
jali's tea attendant.
featherlou - your title is priceless with your avatar!!
What, just cause you're a black, toothy demonic grin you're not allowed to have fun?Quote:
Originally posted by ShelliBean
The phrase "whimsical monster" comes to mind.
The combination reminds me of Practical Demonkeeping by Christopher Moore. Which, if you've never read, you must - go, woman! To a bookstore!
... I got nothing.
Any suggestions?
Silken Snarl?Quote:
Originally posted by SilverTygerGirl
Kitten in Kimono?
Growls Like Geisha?
makes computers do things
I think I want mine to be "Who the fuck is Sarafeena?" :wink:
Princess Bitchcakes
I would like "Cette Conne," if I might... And thank you!
I got a IM indicating that this joke of mine might be misunderstood. It's a gag on how often people misspell my user name...it's not supposed to be a comment that I get ignored here or anything like that. It came from a button another Sarah gave me once that said "Who the fuck is Sara? Since the H gets left off so often. Lame joke, I know. :smackQuote:
Originally posted by Sarahfeena
Curmudgeon
Well, this is cool! I'll take Commoner if the mods haven't tired of this yet.
The Cat's WhiskersQuote:
Originally posted by SilverTygerGirl
"I'm Not A Furry."
Unless, you know, you are.
Since I very rarely post, when I do threads die heinously, could I get "The Original Thread Killer?"
Or any better suggestion that someone may have. I'm not terribly clever either. :P
Now you have to post a little more often to make a lie of your title. :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by CherryBomb
That is it for now.
Thanks, Sugah.Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
Because I'm a fan of John Hodgman, I'd like "Resident Expert". Always did find that enchantingly vague.
I'll try my best to not live up to it. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
"Will Transcribe for Food"
Head Heathen.
I saw a History Channel show about the Dark Ages, and they were talking about some heathen invaders, led by Ivar the Boneless, and referred to him as the "Head Heathen." That just tickled me for some reason.
Esoteric Audiological Phenomenon.
Please.
Inside
It's deeper meaning is a play on the 'lesson' from "Mr God, This Is Anna" where all that we want is already within us.
Also, until I get a laptop, it's where I'm posting from.
If maggenpye is "inside," I should be "outside."
Hey, I have a title now! Is it mine to keep? It will come in handy when I decide to refer to myself in the third person.
Having slept on it...
"Symposium of Crude Atoms"
Either of these would work. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by SilverTygerGirl
I think it will have to be: FIGJAM
(Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me)
If no one's taken it, can I be "slacker"?
I'd like to be "Village Idiot"
Oooh nooo.... Julie and I are reversed! I should be inside, she should be outside.
I feel so very wrong!
Ha ha. Moderator play joke.
Or; "Inside, Outside, Upsidedown"
Clayton_e
Pronouncer of the Underscore
Hey, I just noticed I'd been taken care of. Thanks!
Thanks from me, too. Titles/ranks iz fun!
I wish I could claim that, but instead I made a simple mistake. I will fix it shortly.Quote:
Originally posted by featherlou
There are no rules against duplicates. Titles are not unique. It is working out that way but if 7 of you ask to be the Green Beret Lurkers, I'll make it happen.Quote:
Originally posted by kudzu
Let me know if I missed anyone. It was by mistake not malice.
Thanks for doing this, What Exit?!
Yay! Thanks!
May I be:
Queen of Procrastination
?
I'll try to get around to it. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Butterscotch
Can I have:
A Woman Out of Legend
I am. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by featherlou
How about
KITTY!!
The two exclamation points are vitally important, for reasons I can't expand on for national security reasons. :tongue:
Ooh, now I'm seriously considering "Green Beret Lurker."Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
Thank you!
I'm open to suggestions -- I'm "Miss Entropy" on another board...
Wow What Exit? That's a really neat initiative!
I want my title to be "One-Straw Revolution", please.
Then my vote is for "Has National Security Reasons!!" :tongue:Quote:
Originally posted by SilverTygerGirl
Thanks for the title, What Exit?!
Just as well that I already have one, or I'd be pushing for something like: Hydrogen is a Moderator
And I'm Miss Anthropy on that same board. :D But I love my new one here, and I hug What Exit? for making it happen! Specially since he had to change it twice to make me happy. <3Quote:
Originally posted by Angua
:D I like Miss Entropy... Harbinger of chaos that I am... Though something more astronomy related would also work...Quote:
Originally posted by troubleagain
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Originally posted by SilverTygerGirl
Now Elyanna's avatar works so well with SilverTygerGirl's title.Quote:
Originally posted by Elyanna
I just gave you that one for now. You can ask for a change later.Quote:
Originally posted by Angua
Everyone is welcomed. I and the other mods weren't even sure how interested members were in this. I think you have answered that question. I'm not willing to make the changes too often, but rare changes are no issue.
Nuh-uh, no one with your post count can belong to that elite group. By Bo, you're neck and neck with me. :smile:Quote:
Originally posted by featherlou
But isn't the irony delicious? :)Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
Angua, if you're still open for suggestions and WE's okay with a change later, then I'll pitch a few:
Loves Littlebottom
Feathers on My/Her Lips
Fusspot's Muse
Moist Knows
Scallatine's My/Her Kryptonite
Then we take a sharp right: Did you know your other name is an anagram of Sporty Mines?
And Minty SporesQuote:
Originally posted by criminey.jicket
Tenant-in-chief of Cubicle 4211
Can I have "some random jerkwad", please?
I hope you were serious. :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Astroboy14
Hmm.
"Commoner"
"Filthy Peon"
"What is that smell?"
I'll stick with Miss Entropy for now, and go with the chaos... ;) Else I'm going for one of the suggestions... "Moist knows" is currently my favourite!
Absolutely!Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
Many thanks! :cool:
Thanks for the fix - I feel much better now!
Can you fit: "Perhaps you think you are being treated unfairly"
I love your avatar - is it from 2000AD?
Can I have "Natural Voyeur" ?
It's a song quote (very obscure song) but more a reference to how I watch people all the time because I'm a writer. :)
Oh, it is SO on you evil wench. You know I came here with a title in mind. :tongue:Quote:
Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
Very well, "Hate Princess" it is.
I think it's from Calvin & Hobbes.Quote:
Originally posted by maggenpye
Hmm, CherryBomb took my idea :wink: but how can I expand upon it? How about:
Not the Original Thread Killer
or
Thread Killing Lurker
or
Abuser of Smilies
I'm definitely open for suggestions (if I don't kill this thread, that is). :cool:
Thank you! :lol:
I see you aren't naturally one of us! Thanks for seeing to it.Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
Gee, since my other post was ignored how about "Yes, I am invisible, apparently."
Did someone say something?
I'm hearing The Streak in here, too. Freakin' earworms.
Huh? You put up three options. Did you want me to choose for you? Let me know which one, I have accommodated everyone so far, even where small things had to be tweaked.Quote:
Originally posted by EthelMercaptan
Gods Gift To The Desperate.
Well, you could have asked for a clarification like you did Astroboy14. Instead I'm watching people who posted after me get a title, with no indication that anybody's seen I've even posted. Getting ignored gets old.Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
Forget it, I'm pissy today.
:roll:Quote:
Originally posted by EthelMercaptan
I'll say.Quote:
Originally posted by EthelMarcaptaon
Please just let me know which one when you decide. I PM'd you though too.Quote:
Originally posted by "EthelMercaptan
Don't sweat it please, this is suppose to be a fun light-hearted thread.Quote:
Originally posted by Batman
Corporate IT Prostitute
would suit me fine
Thanks Jim...!
No problem.Quote:
Originally posted by Dudley Garrett
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If I missed anyone or screwed up the title, please just let me know by posting again or PM.
I've always wanted to be a 'Sovereign Proconsul of Death' ...
I want to change mine to Monkey Kung-Fu Instructor, please.
Could I be 'Master Falafel' please?
Quote:
Originally posted by Katriona
Brilliant - thanks, Jim!
A long time ago, on a message board far, far away, when the subject of custom titles came up, I made sure to stake a claim for "Kvetchmeister." Alas, custom titles were never awarded, but I have always cherished the dream.
And now we see, boys and girls, that dreams CAN come true!
So, Jim, if it's not too much trouble, would you mind making me "Kvetchmeister?" Thank you.
Hahaha.. I didn't look close enough to see YOU ACTUALLY GAVE US THE TITLES. thought it was a "what would your title be in your mind". you rock.
He does, doesn't he? This has been fun, Jim.Quote:
Originally posted by Clayton_e
I'm thinking about changing mine - it just isn't the same without the squirrel. Could I please have "Mostly Harmless"? Thanks, dude.
Ooh! I want a title! Only I don't know what that should be. Any suggestions?
I'd like to be "Head Peanut". :D
Damn, too much pressure. I'll come back when my head is clearer.
"Enigma", please.
Here's one: Invisible
What Exit, I'm feeling bad about misunderstanding EthelMercaptan's OP as a request for suggestions and how that conversation ended. Would you consider giving her a temporary title, like "This Space for Rent" or some other (probably funnier) mea culpa of sorts to get her back here for a proper bestowment? Please.
Inner Stickler: Speaks With Twisted Tongue
Cranky Old Broad: I was going to suggest “Or something”, for the stink on shit comment in the Get the F*** Over It thread. :tongue:
Undecided?Quote:
Originally posted by Inner Stickler
Perfect.Quote:
Originally posted by Kaspar Hauser
Worst Case Scenario Girl
I was so tempted to leave yours blank and tell you it was there but you just can't see it. :smile:Quote:
Originally posted by Cranky Old Broad
So EthelMercaptan, Inner Stickler , Ruby & Sarahfeena appear to be the ones that may wish suggestions. What do you say domers?
EthelMercaptan - Do you smell gas?
:tongue:
Thanks, WhatExit? - I'll try to keep my brand new title in good shape. :)
Inner Stickler
Stuck Inside
"The Gangster of Love"
Oooh. Hey Big Poppa!Quote:
Originally posted by RoOsh
Can I have the title "Perfect Master"? :lol:
:smile: Sure, why not.Quote:
Originally posted by Agent Foxtrot
Sweet! Cecil's gonna be SO jealous! :)
Ooh, good one!
OK, I'm back but my witty gene is still missing. How about
<insert clever title here>
?
Thanks, What Exit?
But you probably didn't see that...
:wink:
Gay for kitties
Joe
After careful consideration, I'll take:
Between Stupid and Clever
Might as well keep with the theme, yanno?
I think I already have one :D
But if that ever goes away, I'd have to say
Queen Bore
You know what? I'm going to let someone else pick for me. Just for the hell of it. Because I cannot think of one at the moment. (My head hurts too goddamned much, and I'm already making far too many typos because of it-see # of edits)
I just call him Maurice.Quote:
Originally posted by jali
John 8:58
Or if you can do a link:
John 8:58
Intransigent Autocondimentor?Quote:
Originally posted by Guinastasia
Egg of Eggs?
Queen of the One-Eyed?
Not Moderator?
Sorry no links and I might as well mention in general that I am not adding titles that start with numbers or special characters.Quote:
Originally posted by Liberal
"Yankees Fan"? You want that out there for all the world to see?
(I guess we should consider ourselves lucky we don't *all* have that title. :) )
Heh Heh Heh, just wait until next April 1st. Oh shoot was that out loud?Quote:
Originally posted by featherlou
i think that at this point, I'd like mine removed please. Very sorry for having inconvenienced you.
Semi-Reformed Villain.
Liar, storyteller, what's the difference?
Yay!
Please change my user title to "Fag".
Lord of all I survey
How about "Upscale Bologna" ?Quote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
I like it, but it makes sense.Quote:
Originally posted by runner pat
I also like:
Lord of all I survey, and nemesis of evil
Another.Quote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
If you plan on keeping your avatar the same; "Always a different message"
Like it.
Questionable Acquaintance.
I want one too! But... I can't think of anything good.
I'll have to come back after some thinking...
Oooh-I know:
Quixotic Elixir
I can't decide between
The Rugger Formerly Known as Pygmy
(My current men's club team is the Santos. My college club was the Pygmies, and was my name on the Dope for a couple years.)
or
Who I Think You Think I Am
(From the saying, "I am not who you think I am. I am not who you think I am. I am...)
I'd like to be "Untitled" please!
Very nice.Quote:
Originally posted by Alan Smithee
Might I suggest "Hollywood's Scapegoat"
I don't want it myself, but I just wanted to give you all a little title inspiration - we've been all to modest so far:
This was Idi Amin's official title:
"His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada [substitute own name], VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular."
ha! thanks!
Commissioner of Salad Dressing
I hope you don't mind, I gave you the second, the first did not seem like a title to me.Quote:
Originally posted by Santo Rugger
Yours seems extra appropriate.Quote:
Originally posted by Alan Smithee
Let me know if I missed anyone.
I'm perfectly happy with mine, but I would like to freely offer up "The person my mother warned me about" for someone else to take if they want.
Thanks! (One of the Chili Peppers' best!)