There once was a fellow named spitz
Who was talented at doing the splits
He could put one foot on his head
While he danced on his bed
But his pants were all full of rips
Mon, 01/31/2011 - 02:01 — Trojan Man
There once was a Mello named Zuul,
Who winded her hair on a spool,
it caused so much pain,
She said, 'never again',
And the agony caused her to drool.
Mon, 01/31/2011 - 02:02 — Zuul
Mon, 01/31/2011 - 02:55 — Trojan Man
There once was a Mello called Rube,
Who found himself trapped in a cube.
He found a way out
then started to shout -
As he ran, he tripped over a pube.
Mon, 01/31/2011 - 02:58 — Trojan Man
There once was a Cat In A Suit,
Who played us a song on the flute.
The song was so bad,
It made us all mad,
'Til we realised we could put him on 'mute'.
Mon, 01/31/2011 - 03:31 — Marsilia
Peeta is also a poster
Who once poured his beer in a toaster
It hissed and it sparked
'Til his kitchen went dark
What an emotional roller coaster.
Mon, 01/31/2011 - 03:34 — Marsilia
Zuul likes to walk on her hands
And flick me with rubber bands
She's evil and mean
It's a sight to be seen
Oh, I'm lying! Zuul is mighty grand
Mon, 01/31/2011 - 03:43 — Trojan Man
hobbler is over at Mello
he's quite an intelligent fellow.
He does up CVs
with the greatest of ease,
And mixes his gravy with jello.
Mon, 01/31/2011 - 04:24 — Marsilia
When people make Ireland jokes
Not screeching makes AG good folks
He stays pretty mellow
What a nice fellow
Makes me wonder what it is he smokes
Mon, 01/31/2011 - 05:10 — Trojan Man
Two more I wrote for respondents to my avatar thread:
I have recently found myself smitten
By the one for whom nothing is written
His avatar made
me very afraid -
SHE'S MAKING A SANDWICH OF KITTEN!!! :shock:
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Aggie made me an avatar
It was really spectacular
The boomerwang bulged
My request was indulged
So I wrote this for him, a chara.
Comments
Who was talented at doing the splits
He could put one foot on his head
While he danced on his bed
But his pants were all full of rips
Who winded her hair on a spool,
it caused so much pain,
She said, 'never again',
And the agony caused her to drool.
Who found himself trapped in a cube.
He found a way out
then started to shout -
As he ran, he tripped over a pube.
Who played us a song on the flute.
The song was so bad,
It made us all mad,
'Til we realised we could put him on 'mute'.
Who once poured his beer in a toaster
It hissed and it sparked
'Til his kitchen went dark
What an emotional roller coaster.
And flick me with rubber bands
She's evil and mean
It's a sight to be seen
Oh, I'm lying! Zuul is mighty grand
he's quite an intelligent fellow.
He does up CVs
with the greatest of ease,
And mixes his gravy with jello.
Not screeching makes AG good folks
He stays pretty mellow
What a nice fellow
Makes me wonder what it is he smokes
I have recently found myself smitten
By the one for whom nothing is written
His avatar made
me very afraid -
SHE'S MAKING A SANDWICH OF KITTEN!!! :shock:
---------------------------
Aggie made me an avatar
It was really spectacular
The boomerwang bulged
My request was indulged
So I wrote this for him, a chara.