Anybody else notice that?
This board seems undead
Anybody else notice that?
My Edward is undead but he's not gross or smelly or anything. He sparkles!
Nope.
Whaddaya mean?
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Just so we're totally clear, I'm cooler than some sparkling queer ass vampire. By like a lot.
Undead? Really? Couldn't tell....
VAN HELSING WILL FUCK ALL YOUR VAMPIRE ASSES UP.
FIRST HE WILL LOOK THOUGHTFUL
THEN HE WILL MOLEST YOUR BOOB.
THEN HE WILL......POSE FOR A HEADSHOT.
Why aren't there more action shots of van Helcushing online?
This board is so undead it almost ate my brains. Luckily I store them in a safe place that is not my head.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
The undead have no power over me, I am protected by the Defender of Good and Naps.
Just the other day she fought off this lovely vampire
Last edited by What Exit?; 15 Feb 2010 at 07:16 PM.
I do not believe in stories of the undead.
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
A++ trolling, would smile again.Originally posted by Glazer
What about resurrections?
If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. ...I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move.
Well when they killed me everyone in the crowd was turned into a vampire.
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
Bah. Bunch of posers, the lot of you. I was an animated carcass long before it became popular. Where's your grave wax? Do you gnaw the shroud? Proper undead do not shop at Hot Topic. It was true back in 1988 and it's just as true today.
Unbelievable. I would have bet any money that it was impossible for your crowd to get any more fey and blousy than you were during the late '80s. Then somebody got the brilliant idea to add fucking PIXIE DUST. Youre not vampires, you're Glampires.
By Orlok's festering claws, people, LOOK AT YOURSELVES. What in the name of Lugosi's unholy armadillos are you DOING, with the glitter and the non-fearsomeness and running around in daylight and motherfucking BASEBALL? Is this really the legacy you want to pass on to the next generation? Do you want them to embrace the sleep of ages in Hello Kitty-upholstered coffins? For the Impaler's sake, think of the children of the night!
Brilliant! Simply Brilliant!
I blame it on Anne Rice and her Gay Vampires.
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
My Jherri Curl is ALIVE!
(I loved the movie Vampire in Brooklyn and I am not afraid to admit it.)
Ah.
Someone remembers me. I'm glad you enjoyed our documentary.
I like zombifying threads, just because I can
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
This thread kind of begs for that, actually.
...oh, THAT kind of undead. Now that you mention it, I guess it does.
Before I opened the thread I thought you meant that our "active member" numbers have reversed their downward trend and crept up a little over the past couple of weeks.
We're just all kinds of undead here.
They have! We are down to 146 last week, and now we're at 163! Don't know how many of those can be attributed to vampire socks, though.
It started before the vamping, although that's definitely part of it.
Well, vampires are kind of good at bringing things back from the dead.
I'm reminded of one of those stories of badly translated company slogans ... "Coke adds life," which apparently turned out as "Coke brings back your ancestors from the dead" when transferred to China.
Mellophant! We bring back your ancestors from the dead!
Or something like that.
I have found the perfect way to keep myself safe: http://www.stupid.com/fun/VRGM09.html
I just hope they don't have sugar in them. The combination of garlic and sugar sounds absolutely nauseating. Garlic and mint, I can actually sort of see so long as it isn't sweet, Neugh.
I would SO rather him be gross and smelly tho.My Edward is undead but he's not gross or smelly or anything. He sparkles!
Yes, another vote for gross over the sparkles.
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