There's really so much here to enjoy that I almost hesitate calling attention to the "fan mail" a couple of items down.
http://www.richiezie.com/#/richie-tip-jar/4546726366
I am impressed that an actual soccer mom wound not be able to spell soccer, and that she would know this guy's complete--and rather complicated--history so well.
Oh hell, just enjoy the whole thing. Points for not looking for a red pen.