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    Curmudgeon OtakuLoki's avatar
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    Default Demonstrated Inability to Learn from Experience

    This story begins as simply a sad commentary on the way that certain people are willing to resort to violence or the threat of violence whenever things fail to go their way. Unable to return a cell phone, because of the store's 30 limit on returns this reject from the gene pool goes on to threaten the clerk, store manager, and once they get the cops involved, even a police officer.

    Moriarty called Coleman, who verbally abused the officer and said he would "take out our entire department," the officer wrote.
    Then the officer suggested that the yutz come back to the store, and our genius responded: "I'm not coming down there. You will arrest me." Why, once his name was known and he'd started threatening cops as well as civilians he thought he wasn't next in line for the Patrol Officers Taxi Service is beyond me.

    Of course, our hero has a slight problem with making threats.
    Prosecutors said in court documents that Coleman was convicted of telephone harassment in 2007, has pending charges of harassment against him from an incident in April and has had three warrants and six bookings in the county jail since 2004.
    Words fail me.

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    Oh dear, I think he should end up here, or at least be permanently banned from owning or using a phone in future.

    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    On the other hand, it must be nice to have a conistent approach to life that you can apply to all of it's little ups and downs.

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    When I was a prosecutor I read a police report about some similarly idiotic scrote. I said to another, older and wiser prosecutor, "I just can't believe anybody could be that dumb." He smiled, gestured to the courthouse around us and said wryly, "This building is a monument to the proposition that people can be that dumb."

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    Baffling true, Elendil's Heir. Humanity can be outrageously, horrifyingly dumb sometimes. Particularly when it comes to the law.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Rather than starting a new thread with the same title as this one, I shall simply post this link, here.

    And ask how long it's going to take before this yutz is considered for an involuntary commitment. Whatever the cost to society of his crime, his behavior on probation really seems to indication he's got a major compulsion.



    And for FSM's sake: How the Hell do you accumulate "119 pairs of women's underwear, two pairs of children's underwear, three pornographic magazines, bras, and nightgowns" in less than 18 days? While on probation, and expressly told to avoid all those articles.
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    That's some serious compulsion. Jesus.

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