Horniest dinosaur ever discovered!
Fossil hunters have uncovered the remains of an ancient beast that can lay claim to the dubious title of the horniest animal ever to walk the Earth.
Fittingly, it's thought the horns were a sexual display.Kosmoceratops, a relative of the more familiar Triceratops, had one horn over its nose, one over each eye, one protruding from each cheek bone and a row of ten across the frill at the back of its head.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
"You like the horns on this head, just wait 'til you see the other one... hey, why are you running away?"
This was the paleolithic equal to modern S&M clubs.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
This is unforgivably shoddy science journalism. She never actually fought that Triceratops.Scientists have long speculated about the purpose of dinosaurs' horns. In the past, some suspected that beasts like Triceratops used their headgear to fight off predators, as depicted in the prehistoric clash between a fur-bikinied Raquel Welch and a Triceratops in Ray Harryhausen's 1966 movie, One Million Years BC.
Sure she did. Here she is, preparing to headbutt it:
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
And now I'm trying to picture dino-schlong. Thanks?Originally posted by fachverwirrt
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