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    before they reinstate my Mod privs and you'll be too chickenshit to do it then.

    Have at it, bitches.

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    You're so awesome.
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    You're welcome!

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    I'm not ascared of nothing, but I have no good reason to either.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    I can respect that.

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    Oh yeah? Well then go fuck yourself.

    Thanks for the opening.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    Default Re: This is your last chance to tell me to go fuck myself

    Oh, SNAP!

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    Default Re: This is your last chance to tell me to go fuck myself

    The decision to allow you back clearly illustrates the fecklessness of the board's administration.

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    And congratulations, and welcome back.

    And go fuck yourself. :smile:

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    Default Re: This is your last chance to tell me to go fuck myself

    ...bloody with a rusty sickle...?

    I'll have you know I was planning on posting a similar thread when the possibility of Lucifer's return to modhood was first announced. Fucker beat me to it.

    Anyway, welcome back!

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    Aww wook, it's another uber plumper spazz dorkoid Whedon fan, worked up into a piss and shit your pants rage because I mentioned his mere name, but yet haven't been admitted to the "club of Whedon."

    Look dude, I know that you're in a frothing rage because FAUX is canceling Dollhouse and you have decreed that this is "wrong, the wrongest wrong that has ever been wronged in the history of wronging (insert random lame whining and crying like a little bitch here)."

    The fact is when the ratings for your key demo of 18-39 year old males are a 1.8 as they are for Dollhouse, you and your show are getting shitcanned. Do us all a favor and go back to jacking off over your Buffy and Firefly box sets and just walk away, because if you continue, I will destroy you.

    As for my not knowing what the words mean, try again. I know exactly what they mean and that is why I chose and used them.

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    Quote Originally posted by Excalibur
    Aww wook, it's another uber plumper spazz dorkoid Whedon fan, worked up into a piss and shit your pants rage because I mentioned his mere name, but yet haven't been admitted to the "club of Whedon."

    Look dude, I know that you're in a frothing rage because FAUX is canceling Dollhouse and you have decreed that this is "wrong, the wrongest wrong that has ever been wronged in the history of wronging (insert random lame whining and crying like a little bitch here)."

    The fact is when the ratings for your key demo of 18-39 year old males are a 1.8 as they are for Dollhouse, you and your show are getting shitcanned. Do us all a favor and go back to jacking off over your Buffy and Firefly box sets and just walk away, because if you continue, I will destroy you.

    As for my not knowing what the words mean, try again. I know exactly what they mean and that is why I chose and used them.
    What the fuck are you talking about? You're making even less sense than usual.

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    I'm just sayin'.

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    I posted this in ADF, and I'll post it here, too - I'll take your moderation as seriously as you do. I don't think you should be re-instated, but I am obviously a minority here.

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    Quote Originally posted by featherlou
    I posted this in ADF, and I'll post it here, too - I'll take your moderation as seriously as you do. I don't think you should be re-instated, but I am obviously a minority here.
    Stalker. If I took any of this seriously, I'd have to report you to the proper authorities for following me around and harrassing me. A simple thank you would suffice, sweetheart.

    ETA: I do take this seriously, and so I have reported you to the proper authorities.

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    Quote Originally posted by featherlou
    I posted this in ADF, and I'll post it here, too - I'll take your moderation as seriously as you do. I don't think you should be re-instated, but I am obviously a minority here.
    Could you refresh me on what your beef with Lucifer is? I know you were not a fan of the April Fool's day thing but he was far from the only one involved in that. I think his other big offenses might have been deleting a thread and making the odd joke once in a while?

    I mean, I know he's a little cracked but your reaction (here and elsewhere) seems silly from my vantage point. Help a sister out?
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    Default Re: This is your last chance to tell me to go fuck myself

    Quote Originally posted by Excalibur

    Look dude, I know that you're in a frothing rage because FAUX is canceling Dollhouse...
    Surprisingly enough, it got renewed.

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    Quote Originally posted by Excalibur
    I'm just sayin'.
    Fine. Save me the trouble and give me the link.

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    Quote Originally posted by Tamerlane
    Quote Originally posted by Excalibur

    Look dude, I know that you're in a frothing rage because FAUX is canceling Dollhouse...
    Surprisingly enough, it got renewed.
    Yeah, I just checked, I was pretty surprised. It doesn't really seem to have hit its stride; seems like they'd have gotten impatient by now.

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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene
    Quote Originally posted by featherlou
    I posted this in ADF, and I'll post it here, too - I'll take your moderation as seriously as you do. I don't think you should be re-instated, but I am obviously a minority here.
    Could you refresh me on what your beef with Lucifer is? I know you were not a fan of the April Fool's day thing but he was far from the only one involved in that. I think his other big offenses might have been deleting a thread and making the odd joke once in a while?

    I mean, I know he's a little cracked but your reaction (here and elsewhere) seems silly from my vantage point. Help a sister out?
    I don't have a problem with him as a poster, but I don't trust him as a moderator, I don't take him seriously, and I don't recognize him as having any authority over me.

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    Quote Originally posted by featherlou
    I don't have a problem with him as a poster, but I don't trust him as a moderator, I don't take him seriously, and I don't recognize him as having any authority over me.
    Yes, internet is extremely srs business, isn't it.

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    Yes, sir. Hey, Myrna asked, and I indulged her with somewhat of an explanation. I've got getting over it pencilled in for this evening.

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    Quote Originally posted by Lucifer
    Quote Originally posted by CRSP, in the ADF thread
    OK, so it looks like most people are in favour of it? If so, I'll reinstate him later tonight, when I'm home.
    Just got my jackboots. Thanks, CRSP.
    Ready... Set... Go fuck yourself!
    No cage, thank you. I'm a human being.

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    Quote Originally posted by featherlou
    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene
    Quote Originally posted by featherlou
    I posted this in ADF, and I'll post it here, too - I'll take your moderation as seriously as you do. I don't think you should be re-instated, but I am obviously a minority here.
    Could you refresh me on what your beef with Lucifer is? I know you were not a fan of the April Fool's day thing but he was far from the only one involved in that. I think his other big offenses might have been deleting a thread and making the odd joke once in a while?

    I mean, I know he's a little cracked but your reaction (here and elsewhere) seems silly from my vantage point. Help a sister out?
    I don't have a problem with him as a poster, but I don't trust him as a moderator, I don't take him seriously, and I don't recognize him as having any authority over me.
    Except for your evident hard on for me, you are pretty much a 'model' poster and so I would have no cause to 'exert authority' over you. And even if you did somehow run afoul of the rules, your case would be viewed by the entire Mod Staff, like everything else is around here, and not just me. So, when you say things like you don't recognize [me] as having any authority over [you], you sound like rather foolish because you're stating something that's fairly obvious to the rest of us. And when you say you don't trust me as a moderator and don't take me seriously, you sound like you're only trying to make yourself look big, and me look small. It's just sound and fury, signifying nothing.

    In closing, I'd say I'll try to sway your opinion about me, but I really don't...

    Meh.

    I've said enough. All this typing is exhausting.

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    I am awed by how little this opportunity means to me.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Quote Originally posted by Oliveloaf
    I am awed by how little this opportunity means to me.
    I know. It's underwhelming.

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    Go to hell goat fletcher.

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    Quote Originally posted by CRSP, in the ADF thread
    OK, so it looks like most people are in favour of it? If so, I'll reinstate him later tonight, when I'm home.
    Gasp! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooarglargle!!!!

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    Quote Originally posted by Jaglavak
    Quote Originally posted by CRSP, in the ADF thread
    OK, so it looks like most people are in favour of it? If so, I'll reinstate him later tonight, when I'm home.
    Gasp! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooarglargle!!!!
    Too late, friend.

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    Last chance? Hardly.

    Go fuck yourself. I'll be back next month to tell you again.

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    Quote Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
    Last chance? Hardly.

    Go fuck yourself. I'll be back next month to tell you again.
    Pffft. Coming from a February 28-er, that doesn't mean much.

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    I too would like to indulge in telling you to go fuck yourself.
    But I won't give you that satisfaction.
    "Dude, your statistical average, which was already in the toilet, just took a plunge into the Earth's mantle." ~ iampunha

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    Oh! Hi RoOsh!

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    Quote Originally posted by Harmonious Discord
    Go to hell goat fletcher.
    Goat ... fletcher?

    Oh, and Lucifer?









    Hi.

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    Quote Originally posted by Lucifer
    Except for your evident hard on for me, you are pretty much a 'model' poster and so I would have no cause to 'exert authority' over you. And even if you did somehow run afoul of the rules, your case would be viewed by the entire Mod Staff, like everything else is around here, and not just me. So, when you say things like you don't recognize [me] as having any authority over [you], you sound like rather foolish because you're stating something that's fairly obvious to the rest of us. And when you say you don't trust me as a moderator and don't take me seriously, you sound like you're only trying to make yourself look big, and me look small. It's just sound and fury, signifying nothing.

    In closing, I'd say I'll try to sway your opinion about me, but I really don't...

    Meh.

    I've said enough. All this typing is exhausting.
    I've said my piece and I'm done - I'm really not much of a grudge-holder. I didn't think you should be re-instated, but you are, and life goes on. With, I'll admit, virtually no changes.

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    Hey Mod Boy. Yeah you. Go fuck someone else.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    Hey Winston!

    Regards,
    Ro0sh
    "Dude, your statistical average, which was already in the toilet, just took a plunge into the Earth's mantle." ~ iampunha

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    Serious question, and I apologise if I missed it before -- but why did you quit in the first place?
    I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here

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    Quote Originally posted by leander
    Serious question, and I apologise if I missed it before -- but why did you quit in the first place?
    Existential crisis. I'm feeling much better now, though.

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    Quote Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
    Last chance? Hardly.

    Go fuck yourself. I'll be back next month to tell you again.
    As promised....


    Go fuck yourself Luci

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    The way the Dome is going there will really be no need for mods soon...

    slooooooooooooooooooowww.....
    I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here

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    Sounds to me like someone is getting lonely. Everyone say, "Awwwwwww, poor ickle leander!"
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    I think you mean, "Awwwwwww, poor widdle leander..."
    I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here

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    Quote Originally posted by leander
    I think you mean, "Awwwwwww, poor widdle leander..."
    Why, have you pissed your pants again?
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    AGAIN? When did you think I stopped?
    I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here

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    You mean it doesn't stop? Is that even possible? If so, it must be flowing like a babbling brook!

    I imagine the sound is very relaxing tho', and on a chilly day the warmth would be a positive boon...until it froze around your crotch!
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    [quote=Sleeps w/Butterflies]
    Quote Originally posted by "Sleeps w/Butterflies":jj9agxz6
    Last chance? Hardly.

    Go fuck yourself. I'll be back next month to tell you again.
    As promised....


    Go fuck yourself Luci[/quote:jj9agxz6]

    Well, you're certainly reliable.

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