Velveeta Sparkle
Velveeta Sparkle
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Lacy Mazola
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Goldy Pawn
Amber Hills
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Candy Cox
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Ginger Ample
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Satin Nibbles
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Krystal Lite
Amanda Leigh
(Went to school with her. Wondered why the hell she insisted on pronouncing it "lay.")
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
While knocking back martinis at a nice hotel as part of our romantic get-away weekend, my husband and I took it upon ourselves to come up with fake Bond girl names (a la "Allota Vagina" from Austin Powers). I think they would do nicely in this context:
Swallow McCumb
Happy Endings
Lovely Swells
Illuvya Knockers
Willy Hardons
Tenderly Bitterman
There's also one name that probably would have to be part of a Bond movie (or satire) to work. She would be a 3rd generation US State Department official - the stereotype being that they all have interchangeable, incredibly WASP-y first and last names like Evans Roberts, Lewis Andrew, Johnson Stuart, etc. She would be Cummings Eaton.