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    Michael Bay, fresh from such great movies as Transformers has decided to completely ruin another part of people's childhoods by making a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live action movie.

    Only they wont be Mutants, no - they will be aliens.

    Here's the great director himself, brutally murdering millions of cherished memories in 15 seconds.

    Has it really come to pass that this man's only saving grace is that he is not Uwe Boll.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    I feel old.

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    Meh. Could be worse. They could sparkle.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by Michael Bay
    Fans need to take a breath, and chill. They have not read the script. Our team is working closely with one of the original creators of Ninja Turtles to help expand and give a more complex back story. Relax, we are including everything that made you become fans in the first place. We are just building a richer world.
    Maybe. But you haven't even read the title of the source material.
    Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    Meh. Could be worse. They could sparkle.
    Oroku Saki, we have decided on your new title - The Sparkler.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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