Michael Bay, fresh from such great movies as Transformers has decided to completely ruin another part of people's childhoods by making a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live action movie.
Only they wont be Mutants, no - they will be aliens.
Here's the great director himself, brutally murdering millions of cherished memories in 15 seconds.
Has it really come to pass that this man's only saving grace is that he is not Uwe Boll.