"Pretty as my secretary's ass"
Expressions that will never catch on
"Pretty as my secretary's ass"
As cold as a speculum in January.
That's comparing applesauce to orange juice (for things that are less similar than apples and oranges).
Your'e closing the barn door after the horse with the cart in front of it has already left.
Rube, your's won't catch on because it should be "as pretty as my administrative assistant's ass". What are you, a caveman?
As much fun and excitement as a five-alarm fire.
_________ aged like a fine milk.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Like a weasel wearing two condoms.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
More fun than stuffing baby geese in a Cuisinart.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
That's a big damned Cuisinart.
Actually, I hear this expression all the time.Originally posted by OtakuLoki
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
That girl is hotter than a taco fart.
He's so good looking, he's a real Karl Rove.
You know what they say, eat six pennies and crap out a quarter.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
I really want this to catch on.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
It'll rain chitlins in Vermont before that phrase catches on.
As rank as a wet hooker.
Lie down with wolverines, get up with tetanus.
Stickier than a basement brothel in New Orleans.
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"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
As quiet as a drunk uncle.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
As sharp as Rick Perry.
As slim as Newt Gingrich.
As inflexible as Mitt Romney.
As zombiefied as this thread.
Colder than a frozen shoulder
As refreshing as an Iguana's golden shower
Lovable as a real estate agent.
Well slap my tit and call me Rosie.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Hungry enough to eat a gnat.
If Elvis could live healthy, so can I.
He's got shoulders like a flagpole.
She's as pretty as a mashed potato.
Those folks are as dumb as an electroshocked, diabetic starlet from Thunder Bay, Ontario.
...with the flexibility of a brick...
He shows up like cat barf--wet and frequent.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
He's as handsome as my Uncle Geraldine.
She's as beautiful as a Type 7-238(n) surgical sterilizer.
That kid's as smart as the flatulent grasshopper I told you about in 1957.
stronger than a 2 legged cockroach
Accurate as a 2824-2.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
As silent as the gravy.
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
Faster than a five-legged cheetah at rabbit wedding.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Leave it to the French to destroy pizza.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
You better put some salve on it or you'll be dead within a week, boyo.
I'm having trouble breathing - time to breathe some asbestos dust...
That's as likely as Veeblefrox defenestrating Fassbinder.
Their farts sound like a hummingbird sneezing because their arseholes are so tight you couldn’t extricate a sewing needle with a winch and a tractor.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
That movie was as boring as Mrs. Snyder - you remember, my second grade English teacher? The one who just droned on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on? Yeah, her, when she was talking about that weekend she had in Blawnox three years earlier.
Less appealing than frog-ass salad during mating season.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
She's built like an elderly Persian cat.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
His house is like, I dunno, a Peruvian sheepherder's hut in late April in a leap year.
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