An Asda shop worker, who was filmed licking raw chickens and putting them back on the shelves, slashing furniture and urinating into rubbish bins, is upset because he may lose his job.
I don't care if you left the job a while ago and your current workplace don't know about it. You're being jailed for some really gross actions. It's only a couple of months for criminal damage and after that, everyone is going to remember you as that Chicken Licken' guy.
The only amusing thing is that the tape of your incredibly dense actions was handed in anonymously to the Asda store. Are you really so stupid that not only did you film it, but managed to piss off the person who filmed it?
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