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    RACISM CONQUERED

    Now that we have finally, and rightly, decided that all countries must follow American cultural standards, I think it's high time we turned our eye to the British bastards.

    All the time, I hear about these fucknuts "smoking fags" or "putting a faggot on the fire."

    NO MORE

    They are HOMOPHOBES for using this language! Even if that doesn't mean what it means here, it means that here and so obviously they are ONLY SAYING THAT to secretly appeal to homophobes.

    FUCK YOU BRITAIN :Shake:

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    No! U R teh Gay!
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    OMG DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?!?!

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    In fairness, I don't think I represent a majority with this view, Nrblex, nevermind Britons as a whole.
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    Their cuisine is homophobic too omg
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    Obviously what we need to do is go in and teach these backwards countries how to be American and CULTURALLY SENSITIVE. And how you are CULTURALLY SENSITIVE is by doing everything our CULTURE thinks is correct.

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    Also, I hope this guy is legal 'cause he's cute:


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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene View post
    Their cuisine is homophobic too omg
    Yes, but we make up for that with our liking for Spotted Dick.
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    Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding

    Everything about that makes me gag

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    Quote Originally posted by Nrblex View post
    Obviously what we need to do is go in and teach these backwards countries how to be American and CULTURALLY SENSITIVE. And how you are CULTURALLY SENSITIVE is by doing everything our CULTURE thinks is correct.
    One of my hobbies, or rather secret vices, is reading expat blogs, i.e. blogs of people living in Germany.
    Sometimes it's hard to believe how often you can find that opinion held in all seriousness. After all I live in country that has cultural idiosyncrasies while their home country just has common decency.

    It is also pretty funny to see people who are aware of what they are doing and still can't help it. For example Epiphany was a few days ago. Around here that involves groups of children portraying the three wise men walking around and blessing your house in exchange for a donation for the local parish. Now since the late middle ages one of them has traditionally been depicted as black and there were never all that many black Germans, meaning that one of the little boys will be in blackface. A few days ago I read a blog by an American. She grudgingly had to admit that the whole thing wasn't racist, but just for the record she had to make it clear how uncomfortable she was with the whole thing.

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    Eesh, Feirefiz. It is really unfortunate that for some insane reason a lot of Americans believe that if their own culture isn't being reflected back to them, somehow the other culture (the other one on their own land, doing their own thing) is offending. The whole KFC thing is a fine example of this sort of stupidity.

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    I heartily endorse this thread and I hope we'll finally do something about these awful homophobic Britons.

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    Simple: boycott Britain!
    Nec audiendi qui solent dicere, vox populi, vox Dei, quum tumultuositas vulgi semper insaniae proxima sit.
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    Not good enough. We have to nuke them to make them stop!

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    Then you'll just have Mutant Zombie Homophobes staggering round the country going "GAYYYYYYYYYYYS!"
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    Okay, so zombies come back from the dead and they're hungry and they want brains. I don't think so. If I died and then came back, I'd be horny. So I'd be stumbling around all "WAAAAAAAAANGS."

    Hollywood needs to get on this.

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    I think they already have.

    "SEEEEEE-XXXXXXXXXXXXX!"
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    So from the Australian KFC ad we've gotten to zombie porn.

    Okay.

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    I love tangents. Or is it tangerines? One of the two.
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    I'm what this forum needs, to Nrblex, I think your gay, correct me if I'm wrong, i am gay and British as it says so above, trust me both of your stated descriptions, smoking a fag etc. are not insults, fag is an insult to gays made by Americans, fag in Britain means (and has meant for years before Americas discovery) cigarette so smoking a fag means smoking a cigarette and putting one one the fire simply means lighting it as we used to light them off the fireplace, we aren't changing our slang just because
    in america fag means an insult to gays, plus the British people laugh at EVERYTHING, don't get at the gay jokes, us gays make jokes about ourselves, straight guys here take the extreme piss out of how they are terrible at dressing, trust me, less than ten percent of insults u here from britain are serious, if u want to get at us get at comedians that take the piss out of the NAZIS, see, we dont give a shit over here, we dont care about our flag either, like ALL of europe, noew I think comments of nuking us are a bit far dont you think, spend some time with a brit if ure frustrated. U will feel so loose and calm after a few days if ure open minded, heres another parody of me and of the religious brits, im a gay christian lol not one and i mean not a single one of the members of my church give two craps about gays, whether we seem it or not were the friendliest nuttiest countrys on earth, plus we swear in our tv programs we have no cares, i just ask u to never take us seriously, I mean never, apart from our government of course, as much of a bunch of assholes they are, plus the australians are just an even more relaxed version of us, my freind who has middle eastern ancestors but is a brit as he was born here takes the piss out of his own race. dont worry, were never serious, sorry for the long comment, jsut wanted to maker sure understood, PS: im not being nice because im kamp lol. i am definitely not kamp.
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    ivan astikov, that anime in your photos is cute and sexy, good choice LOL.

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    Quote Originally posted by Nrblex View post
    Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding

    Everything about that makes me gag
    don't know how, try it because it tastes absolutely amazing, it's called that because dick was the name of its inventor and the raisins make it spotted, we make pi** take ones shaped like a penis and two balls, it is hilarious watching straight guys eat these, if you can get them to do so. For crying out loud, relax man, go to Britain, you cant leave without trying at least either haggis, spotted dick or a steak bride (its actually pronounced brI-di), yum.
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    I just watched the KFC ad, have you seen their sperm donation ad, its much worse. http://mrbadak.com/wp-content/upload...m-donation.jpg
    I love how you can only see one of his hands.

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    Quote Originally posted by Nrblex View post
    Not good enough. We have to nuke them to make them stop!
    Aw, jeez. Do we HAVE to do it from orbit?

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    Well...I hate to say it, but it is the only way to be sure.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    Well...I hate to say it, but it is the only way to be sure.
    If so, can you start with Slough please.
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    Default BRITS ARE HOMOPHOBES1

    same here. but i find it too fast-paced, even the people on the streets are always walking so fast. we should slow down a little.

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