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  1. Vintage Vittles: Spam Fiesta Peach Cups

    14 Comments by Zuul Published on 05 Jan 2010 02:28 PM
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    Vintage Vittles: Spam Fiesta Peach Cups


    Vintage Vittles is like a time machine. In your kitchen. It seeks to go back and try strange and likely disgusting things our ancestors (read: grandparents) ate, all in as historically accurate of a way as possible.

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    The Queen Zuul's avatar
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    For the record, this was the funnest writing assignment I've ever had. I couldn't stop giggling while making the damn things.

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    It looked fun! Perhaps not fun enough for me to try it, but fun!

    Tell me honestly, Zuul, you can't wait to make it again, can you?

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    You're a sick woman, Zuul.

    Also I feel a little guilty for posting that picture. Guilty and slightly nauseous because I suspect someone here is going to try to guilt me into doing something like this down the road.

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    This article is hilarious. And good on your brother for keeping you in line!

    Here is the link to the original thread which contains this monstrosity.

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    Quote Originally posted by Sarahfeena View post
    It looked fun! Perhaps not fun enough for me to try it, but fun!

    Tell me honestly, Zuul, you can't wait to make it again, can you?
    I'm actually considering making something along these lines again. However, I'd use nice ground pork rather than Spam. The meat/peach combination isn't bad. It's a slightly less acidic take on the ham and pineapple idea.

    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    You're a sick woman, Zuul.

    Also I feel a little guilty for posting that picture. Guilty and slightly nauseous because I suspect someone here is going to try to guilt me into doing something like this down the road.
    Oh, no. I am fully prepared to do all of the gross cooking around here. You're safe...for now.

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    Wrinkled brains!? Do not insult the food of my people!

    No, but seriously you are a braver braver person than I am because I don't think I'd be able to eat a mixture of Spam and oatmeal.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    The milk and oatmeal are the two ingredients that would make me

    You guys rock for actually eating this.
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    Quote Originally posted by jali View post
    The milk and oatmeal are the two ingredients that would make me

    You guys rock for actually eating this.
    C'mon. Haven't you ever made meatloaf? It's just...oats instead of breadcrumbs!

    (Stay tuned for our chicken gelatine!)

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    C'mon. Haven't you ever made meatloaf? It's just...oats instead of breadcrumbs!

    (Stay tuned for our chicken gelatine!)
    Yeah, actually, my mom always put oatmeal in her meatloaf, I think because she thought it was healthier than breadcrumbs. And I think she might have put some milk in, too, if I recall correctly. You can't detect the oatmeal at all, it's just used for filler and texture.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    (Stay tuned for our chicken gelatine!)
    My mind pronounced this gel-A-TEEN. I don't know if that's right, but that's how I'm saying it.

    I look forward to your chicken gel-a-TEEN.

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    You're a brave, brave woman Zuul

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    I'm tempted to see if I could get my dad to eat them.
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    That was awesome, do you hear me, AWESOME.

    I say this as the owner of Spam earrings. (I'd post a photo to prove it, but the earrings and I are in different countries right now.)

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    Quote Originally posted by SilverTygerGirl View post
    You're a brave, brave woman Zuul

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    I'm tempted to see if I could get my dad to eat them.
    Ha ha...I could totally do that to my dad. He's a depression baby and will pretty much eat anything if it's there to be eaten. It's like having a dog..."Don't throw that out, give it to dad!"

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    Wrong. So so so so so so so so so so so so so wrong.

    I loved it. MORE!

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