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    Domino's Pizza: The first choice in US made gastrointestinal weapons systems.
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    By the time this guy had decided which rifle he was going to use, he'd be dead meat.






    Just thought I'd introduce you to our footsoldiers.
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    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov View post
    Meh... we kick the shit out of Jake Gyllanhall, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon (bent over taking one to the face) all the time. I think it's in their standard contract.


    And this could be after any football game, yours or ours.

    Wait... Ivan, is that you in the orange shirt? Why so upset chum? Didn't United beat City 4-3 earlier this year?

    And what the hell is the guy in the blue shirt swinging around? It looks like a medium sized dog's leg.

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    We start 'em young too!
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    Because no one stopped to bring my tea, I'm turning this car around!

    The coup is over.

    Take your arms and soldiers and children and go home.

    Damn people have time to stockpile weapons, but no one thinks about putting to kettle on. It's chilly when it's rainy and a nice cuppa would hit the spot. Sheesh!
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    Right, tea-break over and Jali's gone - let's resume hostilities.

    Let us settle for nothing less than these gains by the new year.
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    Breaking news... jali's forces suddenly invade India. Tea exports decline significantly.
    Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.

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    Quote Originally posted by Dangerously Unqualified View post
    Meh... we kick the shit out of Jake Gyllanhall, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon (bent over taking one to the face) all the time. I think it's in their standard contract.




    And this could be after any football game, yours or ours.

    Wait... Ivan, is that you in the orange shirt? Why so upset chum? Didn't United beat City 4-3 earlier this year?

    And what the hell is the guy in the blue shirt swinging around? It looks like a medium sized dog's leg.

    Also, this is what the our home team fans do when their team wins.
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    Now you are in for trouble!
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    Come on girls. Get them!
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    I got 5 bucks on the broads.

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    Quote Originally posted by Jaglavak View post
    I got 5 bucks on the broads.
    Your support helps.
    Thank you.
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