I have amassed an army that will take this messageboard/chate room while the fat lazy Yanks are gorging themselves on poor defenceless turkeys.
AVAST YE SCURVY DOGS!
I have amassed an army that will take this messageboard/chate room while the fat lazy Yanks are gorging themselves on poor defenceless turkeys.
AVAST YE SCURVY DOGS!
Last edited by Sarahfeena; 27 Nov 2009 at 11:55 AM.
I too shall align my forces besides this Eurocentric invasion!
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
You overestimate our desire to eat, my fine foreign friends.
And now, your fate...
We need to enlist our Antipodean and Canadian allies or this will be a failed coup.
You poor fool! You've forgotten what all Americans are, deep down inside.
...
COWBOYS
The boys from Brazil will defend America!
Give me whiskey when I'm thirsty,Give me a cold beer when I'm dry, Give me root beer when I'm sickly, Give me a headstone when I die.
the war enters a horrifying new phase
The Pirate Party and the Indian Ocean Pirates have decided to aid us as allies against the perfidious Americans.
Why is Brazil filled with Hitlers?
Give me whiskey when I'm thirsty,Give me a cold beer when I'm dry, Give me root beer when I'm sickly, Give me a headstone when I die.
EAT MY SMILIES YOU JERK!!!
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Beebs, why are we fighting each other when there are dirty foreigners trying to take over our country? We must set aside our petty differences and battle the smelly,unwashed, funny-talking hordes.
Last edited by Revs; 27 Nov 2009 at 01:23 AM.
Give me whiskey when I'm thirsty,Give me a cold beer when I'm dry, Give me root beer when I'm sickly, Give me a headstone when I die.
You're right.
Here, lob this over to the Euro front:
Code:
^^ This is a bubble of H1N1 ^^
Dear Americans,
Due to the global nature of this conflict, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you of the value of the Pine Gap installation in the Australian outback. Feel free to use this as a base for coordinating communications on this side of the planet as you have done for decades. In no way shall we tamper, read or block any messages, despite my personal history of antiAmerican, antiAmerican holiday, proEuropean, proAsian and pro-telling-you-to-shut-the-fuck-up behaviours. Remember, we support your military endeavours regardless of the consequences, and are fully aware that you are unwilling to ever reciprocate this support.
Your trusted ally,
AllWalker, representing the office of the Prime Minister of the Commonwealth of Australia.
(Too right, ya knobs, time to grab the Tooheys and dead horse - this arvo, we'll barbie up some seppos. Ya in?)
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
Better than cowboys are cowboys types led by Colonel Roosevelt.
and President Roosevelt and the Great White Fleet
and of course
Last edited by What Exit?; 27 Nov 2009 at 11:14 AM.
Give me whiskey when I'm thirsty,Give me a cold beer when I'm dry, Give me root beer when I'm sickly, Give me a headstone when I die.
Tis not over yet, our Japanese allies have given us a loan of..........
I bet any money there will be a gratuitous scene of the Statue of Liberty getting fucked up. If Hollywood is any guide, the apocalypse will involve the slight roughing up of one statue.
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
Hey, the Italians are not running away, they just don't want to fight and are heading home to dinner.
Besides, since when would the Brits side with the Irish against anyone, especially the Yanks?
Who needs Godzilla when we've got Paisley!
You've obviously never met Ian Paisley guys.
If you mess with the bull, you're going to get the horns.
Game over bitches!!
Give me whiskey when I'm thirsty,Give me a cold beer when I'm dry, Give me root beer when I'm sickly, Give me a headstone when I die.
Joke's on you - I spat in that uranium before you bought it!
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
Pssh, uranium is for old women and dainty Frenchmen, here is the USA we use plutonium baby!
Give me whiskey when I'm thirsty,Give me a cold beer when I'm dry, Give me root beer when I'm sickly, Give me a headstone when I die.
... which is produced from ...?
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
Don't try to fool me with any of that funny Australian "science".
Give me whiskey when I'm thirsty,Give me a cold beer when I'm dry, Give me root beer when I'm sickly, Give me a headstone when I die.
You people have far too much time on your hands.
And that's a Good Thing.
Sophmoric Existentialist
Those of you who are trying to take over America need to remember, these are the kinds of people that you will be encountering
Firearms training begins in pre-school here
Gifted children can advance to more sophisticated guns when they enter grade school
Fun for the whole family!
So yeah, good luck foreigners.
Give me whiskey when I'm thirsty,Give me a cold beer when I'm dry, Give me root beer when I'm sickly, Give me a headstone when I die.
We'll just use our superior linguistic skills to disarm you, with charm.
Forget the pizza. Check out all of the bread sticks! And you know each one of those comes with a little tub of melted garlic butter. It's enough to give you a heart attack from a glance.