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    Default Non-American Coup At Mellophant!!


    I have amassed an army that will take this messageboard/chate room while the fat lazy Yanks are gorging themselves on poor defenceless turkeys.















    AVAST YE SCURVY DOGS!
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    I too shall align my forces besides this Eurocentric invasion!









    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    mwahawhaw, now we enter Endgame!

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    You overestimate our desire to eat, my fine foreign friends.


    And now, your fate...


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    We need to enlist our Antipodean and Canadian allies or this will be a failed coup.




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    You poor fool! You've forgotten what all Americans are, deep down inside.

    ...

    COWBOYS
























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    And some of us are MUSLIMS!


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    The boys from Brazil will defend America!
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    the war enters a horrifying new phase

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    The Pirate Party and the Indian Ocean Pirates have decided to aid us as allies against the perfidious Americans.

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    Quote Originally posted by hatesfreedom View post
    the war enters a horrifying new phase
    So what, Italy is in this conflict too now?
    Last edited by Revs; 26 Nov 2009 at 09:58 PM.
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    Why is Brazil filled with Hitlers?

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    Quote Originally posted by beebs View post
    Why is Brazil filled with Hitlers?
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077269/synopsis
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    Quote Originally posted by TFR You SOB View post
    Your fictional account of the Fourth Reich is thread shitting on this topic.

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    Quote Originally posted by beebs View post
    Your fictional account of the Fourth Reich is thread shitting on this topic.
    Fictional?
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    EAT MY SMILIES YOU JERK!!!


    :shock:

    :Shake:
    :Shake:


    :shock:

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    Beebs, why are we fighting each other when there are dirty foreigners trying to take over our country? We must set aside our petty differences and battle the smelly,unwashed, funny-talking hordes.

    Last edited by Revs; 27 Nov 2009 at 01:23 AM.
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    You're right.

    Here, lob this over to the Euro front:

    Code:
    
    

    ^^ This is a bubble of H1N1 ^^


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    Dear Americans,

    Due to the global nature of this conflict, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you of the value of the Pine Gap installation in the Australian outback. Feel free to use this as a base for coordinating communications on this side of the planet as you have done for decades. In no way shall we tamper, read or block any messages, despite my personal history of antiAmerican, antiAmerican holiday, proEuropean, proAsian and pro-telling-you-to-shut-the-fuck-up behaviours. Remember, we support your military endeavours regardless of the consequences, and are fully aware that you are unwilling to ever reciprocate this support.

    Your trusted ally,
    AllWalker, representing the office of the Prime Minister of the Commonwealth of Australia.

    (Too right, ya knobs, time to grab the Tooheys and dead horse - this arvo, we'll barbie up some seppos. Ya in?)
    Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.

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    Better than cowboys are cowboys types led by Colonel Roosevelt.

    and President Roosevelt and the Great White Fleet

    and of course
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    Give me whiskey when I'm thirsty,Give me a cold beer when I'm dry, Give me root beer when I'm sickly, Give me a headstone when I die.

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    America, America, home of obnoxious macros!

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    USA! USA!


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    Tis not over yet, our Japanese allies have given us a loan of..........


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    I bet any money there will be a gratuitous scene of the Statue of Liberty getting fucked up. If Hollywood is any guide, the apocalypse will involve the slight roughing up of one statue.
    Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.

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    Quote Originally posted by Sarahfeena View post





    oh look, here's the Italians, at last.









    "Hang on guys, you are running the wrong way!"
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    Hey, the Italians are not running away, they just don't want to fight and are heading home to dinner.

    Besides, since when would the Brits side with the Irish against anyone, especially the Yanks?




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    *sigh* I feel so conflicted...

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    Who needs Godzilla when we've got Paisley!


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    Quote Originally posted by An Gadaí View post
    Who needs Godzilla when we've got Paisley!

    Fixed that for ya.
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    Default Let's try to reach a Diplomatic solution here.


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    Quote Originally posted by What Exit? View post
    USA! USA!

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    You've obviously never met Ian Paisley guys.

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    Quote Originally posted by An Gadaí View post
    You've obviously never met Ian Paisley guys.
    Honestly I have no clue who he is.

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    If you mess with the bull, you're going to get the horns.


    Game over bitches!!
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    Joke's on you - I spat in that uranium before you bought it!
    Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.

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    Pssh, uranium is for old women and dainty Frenchmen, here is the USA we use plutonium baby!
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    ... which is produced from ...?
    Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.

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    Don't try to fool me with any of that funny Australian "science".
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    You people have far too much time on your hands.

    And that's a Good Thing.
    Sophmoric Existentialist

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    Quote Originally posted by What Exit? View post
    and of course
    I'll see your ageing Chuck Norris and raise you a



    a

    and courtesy of our Canadian fellows-in-arms, a

    You might have superiority in the air, but you've gotta land sometime!
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    Those of you who are trying to take over America need to remember, these are the kinds of people that you will be encountering







    Firearms training begins in pre-school here


    Gifted children can advance to more sophisticated guns when they enter grade school


    Fun for the whole family!



    So yeah, good luck foreigners.
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    We'll just use our superior linguistic skills to disarm you, with charm.

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    Quote Originally posted by An Gadaí View post
    We'll just use our superior linguistic skills to disarm you, with charm.
    OK you got me. If I get laid, you can own me.
    But you'll have to fight my girlfriend first. I wouldn't advise it.

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    If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get.

    Prepair to march.














    Or boogie...

    Whatever.








    Although...

    Quote Originally posted by TFR You SOB View post
    If our superior firepower doesn't take you out, then that stack of Domino's pizzas should just about do the trick.

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    Forget the pizza. Check out all of the bread sticks! And you know each one of those comes with a little tub of melted garlic butter. It's enough to give you a heart attack from a glance.

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