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    MOON GIRL FIGHTS CRIME Myrnalene's avatar
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    Yes, we know it's you. We have known for weeks. And you will note that Exy and I have been nothing but perfectly nice (and I even helpful) to you in your new incarnation, because if you don't act like an asshole, you shouldn't get treated like an asshole. But you just can't help yourself, can you?

    What the fuck is this about? Even 7 thought that was lame, and he is no fan of Exy's.

    And what was the little trick about changing the Domebo re-direct so that instead of routing to Mellphant, it routed to the old Domebo? Where you had set up a new account named "Exy" and posted the account password at the snackpit so the nonnies could go to town. I know the mods here were not pleased about that little maneuver. In fact, more than one person asked you to take it down. And well, you did take the page down but look! You left a back door open for the nonnies to continue to play in! Pretty sneaky, sis!

    Oh yeah, and then several weeks ago you changed the link in my sig (it went back to a Domebo thread) to a link to a pornographic image. And then you and your wife came into chat to brag about it! haha hoho, you sure lived up to the trust CRSP placed in you!

    Now, let's list all the things that Exy and I have done to you during that same period........Oh, wait. We chatted with you, in good faith, while you lied about who you are (you told me you joined Domebo right before the board switch) and dipped our pigtails in the well every chance you could think of.

    We had some tussles with you, it's true. MONTHS ago. I personally don't think about you unless you happen to me right in front of me. But man, you suuuuuurrrre do seem to have a crush on Exy and me! You just can't let it go. Actually, damn. That's kinda pathetic now that I think about it. Maybe you should grow up, huh?

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    Oh, and for anyone who didn't realize that these two posters are one and the same, it's a pretty forgone conclusion. Both live in Seattle, have babies the same ages, wives with the same medical problem, etc. etc. In fact, I think hamburglar has all but dropped the pretense lately with his widespread pimping of McNutty's chat "fix". I'm not trying to "out" a sock here, and I don't think anyone will seriously challenge me on it, certainly not the man himself.

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    That's not very nice, McNutty.

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    Haha, oh, I'm caught!

    Hamburglar was a way of keeping things civil in chat. Both What Exit and Zuul knew about it. I never promised not to make fun of you nuts elsewhere. I GUESS THE JIG IS UP THOUGH. But please don't tell lies about being "nothing but perfectly nice" to me. That's just ridiculous. I specifically recall a long quiet period being interrupted by Exy claiming out of nowhere that I've been hacking the mellophant boards or some silly shit. Since then I've made several pretty harmless jokes at his expense and can't really muster any remorse about it.

    Sincere apologies to 7, though. I didn't think joke accounts on his board would be a problem. And you'll note that the account was not used to malign Exy; i just thought it would be funny to use that username and have it be obviously not him. For fuck's sake, I used my own email address (which 7 knows); it wasn't some kind of sneaky plot.

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    You didn't think we could be nice to you in chat? Your lack of faith in me makes me sad.

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    Quote Originally posted by Inner Stickler View post
    You didn't think we could be nice to you in chat? Your lack of faith in me makes me sad.
    You're cool as far as I'm concerned, Sticks.

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    Well, that's a relief. I kept worrying I'd screw up and call you Nutty in chat 'stead of ham.
    "There are no ordinary people. ... It is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit." C.S. Lewis

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    Well, I appreciate the compliment, but you've still haven't been posting in good faith with us. I really don't appreciate being lied to and that's essentially what you were doing.

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    Quote Originally posted by Inner Stickler View post
    Well, I appreciate the compliment, but you've still haven't been posting in good faith with us. I really don't appreciate being lied to and that's essentially what you were doing.
    Well, I do think being up-front about it would have sort of defeated the purpose.

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    Well, what was the purpose? Because it seems to me that you wanted to have your cake and eat it too. I. e. post here while also being mean to myrna and exy.

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    Quote Originally posted by hamburglar View post
    Haha, oh, I'm caught!

    Hamburglar was a way of keeping things civil in chat. Both What Exit and Zuul knew about it.
    Because clearly. Clearly, it is Exy and I who have problems letting things go. Like I said, we have known who you are for a little bit, and have still been pleasant. What was that part about my sig, now? Was that Exy's fault, too?

    Quote Originally posted by hamburglar View post
    I never promised not to make fun of you nuts elsewhere. I GUESS THE JIG IS UP THOUGH. But please don't tell lies about being "nothing but perfectly nice" to me. That's just ridiculous. I specifically recall a long quiet period being interrupted by Exy claiming out of nowhere that I've been hacking the mellophant boards or some silly shit. Since then I've made several pretty harmless jokes at his expense and can't really muster any remorse about it.
    He said he thought you were the mole (who, let's remember, made his debut by posting mod posts regarding Exy's chat suspension in an effort to shame him or something) so you responded by using your Domebo admin powers to pull a childish, petty gag. No, I can't imagine why ANYONE would think you could be the Mole. And I like how you glossed right over the irritation that joke caused the administration here. But you really don't give a shit, do you? It's allll about Exy and me.

    Quote Originally posted by hamburglar View post
    And you'll note that the account was not used to malign Exy; i just thought it would be funny to use that username and have it be obviously not him. For fuck's sake, I used my own email address (which 7 knows); it wasn't some kind of sneaky plot.
    Do you really think I am offended on 7's behalf, or something? The point is, you can't seem to stop thinking about us. Time marches on and every few weeks there's another lonely howl for attention from the McNutty camp. Just try asking Exy out for once, dude. I don't know what else is going to make you get over it.
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    Quote Originally posted by Inner Stickler View post
    Well, what was the purpose? Because it seems to me that you wanted to have your cake and eat it too. I. e. post here while also being mean to myrna and exy.
    And to post here while I treated hamburglar as a friendly internet acquaintance (greeted him every time he came into chat, joked with him, engaged with him honestly). I didn't figure out he was McNutty until a few weeks ago. And in the meanwhile he was pulling this stuff behind my back.

    That's really shitty.

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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene View post
    And to post here while I treated hamburglar as a friendly internet acquaintance (greeted him every time he came into chat, joked with him, engaged with him honestly). I didn't figure out he was McNutty until a few weeks ago. And in the meanwhile he was pulling this stuff behind my back.

    That's really shitty.
    Right, I dislike being made a fool.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Quote Originally posted by Inner Stickler View post
    Right, I dislike being made a fool.
    Hell's fire, I hates it too!

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    You're a horse of another color, farmer sticks.

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    Are you cunts still at it?

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    Quote Originally posted by Jeff View post
    Are you cunts still at it?
    Yes, yes, definitely yes.
    "There are no ordinary people. ... It is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit." C.S. Lewis

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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene View post
    What was that part about my sig, now? Was that Exy's fault, too?
    Nah, you got me there. You left a link in your sig pointed at my server, and when I saw hits to it in the log, I wondered why people were still hitting domebo. When I figured it out, I laughed my ass off and then put in a special redirect just for your link. I guess you could call that "abuse of my admin power" on a defunct web site if you were really reaching. Wagging your finger at me about violating CRSP's trust is just dumb.

    And I like how you glossed right over the irritation that joke caused the administration here.
    Well, if it caused anyone irritation, they didn't express it to me. CIAS sent me a polite note saying, "If I ask nicely is there any possibility of deleting the old domebo forum and joomla install from your servers?" Which I did immediately (leaving behind the Exy forum, as the snackers appeared to be enjoying it for a while). As far as I know, this board's admin and I are on good terms. I'm sure there was a bit of sighing and eye-rolling when I pulled that gag, but if anyone was actually upset by it, it's news to me. Correspondence with Zuul immediately after was perfectly amicable.

    ETA: I just took down the Exy forum. That joke ran its course in about 12 hours.
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    Quote Originally posted by hamburglar View post
    Wagging your finger at me about violating CRSP's trust is just dumb.
    No, I'm sure he picked you to host his board because he knew that months down the line you would use it as an opportunity to help mock the community he set up. Just like I'm sure that you set up this sock to be a good boy and keep drama out of chat, not to run around and act like an asshole and then come here and chat safe under the knowledge that you wouldn't be called on your behavior.

    You're a coward, and a petty little prick.

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    Eat poo.

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    Default Why the lies?

    11-23-2009 20:13 <Exy> Oh wow, he's pretending that just because What Jim?! and Zuul haven't told him to suicide that they like him and think he's cool. That's sort of pathetic.

    11-23-2009 20:16 <Exy> Threnody: And, for that matter, McHamburglar was given admin access to Mellophant for a couple days and he managed to leave little spots where he could sign in and read the admin/mode forums. He's the guy who was copying shit from there to the snackpit (which was a problem here for a couple weeks until CatInASuit and What Exit? cleaned up McNutty's special secrets.)

    11-23-2009 20:17 <Myrnalene> I have to sadly admit that there is no proof for what Exy just said

    11-23-2009 20:18 <pepperlandgirl> well exy, we don't actually know that.

    11-23-2009 20:18 <Myrnalene> well, let me clarify - he did have admin access to Mellophants for a few days.

    11-23-2009 20:18 <Exy> We don't "know" that but frankly we can be fairly certain.

    11-23-2009 20:19 <Exy> I mean, now that Jim's no longer in charge I can say this -- he arrived at that conclusion separately from me and while he was not certain he certainly felt that it was the most likely possibility.

    11-23-2009 20:19 <Myrnalene> also, I'm prettttttty sure I have demonstrated his hard-on for Exy (just like the mole had!) and his tendency to pull stupid childish bullhit.

    11-23-2009 20:20 <Myrnalene> but I have no proof, will never have proof so take it for what it is worth

    11-23-2009 20:20 <Exy> But no, no official or ex-official types here have confirmed this. I don't want to imply that this is Official Mellopants Policy. It is, however, pretty clearly true.

    11-23-2009 20:22 <Myrnalene> whoever the mole is though, they're a real bastard. They made life miserable for the mods and for Jim, and it large part led to Jim quitting, so
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    11-23-2009 20:23 <Exy> Yeah, McNutty's antics were pretty sharply harmful to this site. I'm sure Sleeps and Elyanna et al. find that very lulzy but I don't.


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    11-23-2009 20:59 <Zuul> For the record, according to CatInASuit McNutty never had any admin powers and CIAS says he was eliminated as a mole suspect quite some time ago. Just wanted to toss that out there as I see the mole issue was brought up once again in chat.

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    Oh Mr. McHamburglar, we even tried patching things up with you.

    Why are you so dependent on pseudonyms and socks for your defense. If I felt so delicate that I had to hide behind false identities like you I wouldn't feel it was right starting a family.

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    TtT, Shut the fuck up you fucking troll.
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    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Dear Elyanna ♥♥♥:

    Please be honest (I know that's probably pretty tough for you) and don't come back, like you said.

    I know this is a tall order. I don't really expect it to happen. But I really wish it would. You're dumb, and you're not funny. When you're in chat, polluting it with your unfunny presence, for approximately 18 hours of every day, all I do is cringe at seeing how utterly dumb and unfunny you are.

    I know the tard forum you usually post at accommodates you. Insofar as this place doesn't accommodate dumb, boring, useless posters like you, I'm happy. You already have Giraffe Board to be retarded at. I know you don't want to hang there (because it's filled with people like you) but I'd rather you didn't ruin this place too. ♥♥♥

    Love,
    Exy ♥♥♥

    (ps: We like non-tards like your boyfriend Gumby just fine. We've already discussed this with him. Dude, when you dump her, we're still here for you. ♥ ♥ ♥ No sexual content unless it's what you want. If it's what you want, though, we have agents who are trained in advanced deep-throat techniques all prepared for you.)

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    Go to bed, exy.

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    Moderator note: Exy's last post was completely ridiculous and over the top. Since I like Exy and I don't want to see him dig himself any deeper, I caged him.
    Last edited by pepperlandgirl; 24 Nov 2009 at 12:31 AM.

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    Baby, we were supposed to be focusing on McNutty's crazy, not making our own.

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    Quote Originally posted by Inner Stickler View post
    Go to bed, exy.
    I think rehab would be a better choice.

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    Yeah, well small steps.

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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    I'd rather you didn't ruin this place too. ♥♥♥
    So you don't want her infringing on your territory, fatass?

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    Dang. I was totally fooled by the black mask. Well played, Hammynut, well played! (Can I borrow the mask?)
    Last edited by 5er; 24 Nov 2009 at 03:51 AM.

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    McNutty/hamburgler, someday your little baby will be old enough to understand all of the behavior you are apparently engaging in. Realistically, she won't ever see any of this (and if she did, she'd find it too boring to bother figuring it out), but let's indulge in a hypothetical here... if she does ever find out what her dad is doing now, you'll be really proud of yourself, and hoping she'll behave just like you someday, right?

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    Quote Originally posted by Hatshepsut View post
    McNutty/hamburgler, someday your little baby will be old enough to understand all of the behavior you are apparently engaging in. Realistically, she won't ever see any of this (and if she did, she'd find it too boring to bother figuring it out), but let's indulge in a hypothetical here... if she does ever find out what her dad is doing now, you'll be really proud of yourself, and hoping she'll behave just like you someday, right?
    Well, I am somewhat embarrassed about being a message board dork. I hope she doesn't discover that. But I figure she'll probably figure that out on her own, and hey, all of us here are guilty of that. Really, if any of that cloak and dagger BS were true, you'd be right on, but come on, what I've actually done amounts to thumbing my nose at a couple of people who desperately need it.

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    I don't know the backstory behind all of this or why this exploded into such drama and it REALLY confused the fuck out of me, buuuuuut...

    ...you guys have to admit. McNutty = hamburglar? He wasn't exactly trying to hide it there, was he?

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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    (ps: We like non-tards like your boyfriend Gumby just fine. We've already discussed this with him. Dude, when you dump her, we're still here for you. ♥ ♥ ♥ No sexual content unless it's what you want. If it's what you want, though, we have agents who are trained in advanced deep-throat techniques all prepared for you.)
    I know I'm a bit late, but I just read this. When exactly did he tell me all of this? I have strived to avoid conversation with Exy ever since I joined dumbo.

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    He was just a tad bit drunk when he wrote that.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    I was a bit drunk when I wrote post #32.

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    I WAS HORRIBLY DRUNK ANY TIME I POSTED ANYTHING. ALSO, I AM BINK'S SOCK ANYWAY

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    I just got home from work. Give me some time to catch up with you lushes.

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    Of course 5er my dear, of course

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    Quote Originally posted by 5er View post
    I just got home from work. Give me some time to catch up with you lushes.
    Slacker.
    dogbutler-100% fact free!

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    No way. I made up for it in record time. **buuuuuuurp**

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    Quote Originally posted by Inner Stickler View post
    I WAS HORRIBLY DRUNK ANY TIME I POSTED ANYTHING. ALSO, I AM BINK'S SOCK ANYWAY

    Does this mean I know how to cook?

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    Wait, wait, wait. binks is my sock. Does that mean I'm Sticks?

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    the mystery thickens

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    Does that mean I'm Sticks?
    I think this means that you're Sticks, and...Sticks is me?

    What neither of you know, is that I'm Pepe


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    pepe!

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    Oh, Pepe! I'm so happy to know this. I'd thought you'd left us.

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    I am Spartacus.

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