Mad Libs 3

[Nrblex]

Shamelessly stolen from Myrnalene.

This is a list of the words I need, based on their part of speech. Please start from the top and supply ONE word per post. You can provide other words in subsequent posts if you want, but I want as many different people to participate as possible. For example, one poster might supply the adjective "happy" as the first word. Then the next poster might supply the adjective "whipped" for the second word, and so on and so on. Even though we are going in order, for clarity's sake please indicate the number of the word you are supplying.

1) Adjective
2) Noun
3) Mellophant Poster
4) Adjective
5) Noun
6) Animal
7) Mellophant Poster
8) Relative
9) Moderator
10) Moderator
11) Dessert
12) Place
13) Type of food
14) Type of food
15) Animal
16) Number
17) Noun
18) Food
19) Adjective
20) Type of monster
21) Female Mellophant poster
22) Household object
23) Verb
24) Noun
25) Body part

[Vox Imperatoris]

1. mercurial

[Myrnalene]

2) mucus

[OtakuLoki]

3) TFR you SOB

[Myrnalene]

4) furtive

[Vox Imperatoris]

5. Bordeaux

[Exy]

6. Jackelope

[Angua]

7. OtakuLoki

[Myrnalene]

8) step-uncle

[Revs]

9) Zuul

[OtakuLoki]

10) AllWalker

[Revs]

11) black forest cake

[Vox Imperatoris]

12. Moscow

[Exy]

13) shawarma

[OtakuLoki]

14) hummus

[Revs]

15) blue ringed octopus

[Feirefiz]

16) 9

[Inner Stickler]

17) hammock

[Nrblex]

Oh, this is turning out beautifully. More, more!

[OtakuLoki]

18) ladyfingers

[Zuul]

19) shiny

[Angua]

20) Balrog.

[Revs]

21)Zombies! At The Window

[Orual]

22) plunger

[Exy]

23) Laminate

[Inner Stickler]

24) drill press

[Exy]

25) Penis

[Inner Stickler]

Oh dear. That may make for an uncomfortable story. One of the first rules I learned was that genitals and power tools don't mix.

[Nrblex]

TFR You SOB in Moscow

Once upon a time there was a mercurial mucus named TFR You SOB. He lived in a furtive Bordeaux with his pet Jackelope, OtakuLoki. However, his step-uncle Zuul had just married AllWalker and AllWalker wanted to get rid of them.

"Get them out of here or I'll bake them in a black forest cake!" cried AllWalker.

Zuul took TFR You SOB and OtakuLoki out into Moscow. "Go pick shawarma," he told them, then left.

Luckily, TFR You SOB had overheard the conversation between AllWalker and Zuul and had stuffed some hummus in his pocket. He had sprinkled bits of hummus all the way from the Bordeaux. TFR You SOB and OtakuLoki began following the trail back, but a blue ringed octopus had eaten all of the hummus! The two wandered through Moscow for 9 hours. Finally, they found a hammock which was made out of ladyfingers. They were both very hungry, so started to tear off pieces to eat.

Then a shiny old woman poked her head out of the door. "Ahhh! A Balrog!" cried TFR You SOB.

"No, no, I'm not a Balrog," insisted the old woman. "My name is Zombies! At The Window. I want to help you."

So she put TFR You SOB and OtakuLoki on a magic plunger and laminated them back to their Bordeaux. Once she got there, she dropped a drill press onto AllWalker's penis.

Then they all lived happily ever after with Step-Uncle Zuul and Zombies! At The Window, except for AllWalker.

[Inner Stickler]

I TOLD YOU, GENITALS AND POWER TOOLS DON'T MIX.

[Exy]

Ahh, literature. :: wipes away a tear ::

Seriously, Nrblex, that was an awesome story!

[Nrblex]

These are awesome. We should definitely do one every day!

[OtakuLoki]

Bow down to the allmighty jackalope!!!!!!

[Orual]

What the hell is a drill press anyways?

Oh. Yee-ouch.

[Nrblex]

I think AllWalker would have been better off with the Balrog.

[Exy]

/me heads out to the forest to pick wild shawarma

[Myrnalene]

Applause!