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    MOON GIRL FIGHTS CRIME Myrnalene's avatar
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    Default Mellophant Mad Libs

    Hello, children. I thought it would be fun for us to try our hand at Mad Libs. I have written a story and taken out some of the words. I will ask you to provide new words, and when we are done I will reveal the completed story and o how we will learn and love.

    This is a list of the words I need, based on their part of speech. Please start from the top and supply ONE word per post. You can provide other words in subsequent posts if you want, but I want as many different people to participate as possible. For example, one poster might supply the noun horse as the first word. Then the next poster might supply the noun mayor for the second word, and so on and so on. Even though we are going in order, for clarity's sake please indicate the number of the word you are supplying.


    1) noun
    2) noun
    3) noun
    4) name of a Mellophant poster
    5) adjective
    6) adjective
    7) noun
    8) adjective
    9) adjective
    10) noun
    11) adjective
    12) name of a Mellophant poster
    13) adjective
    14) noun
    15) adjective
    16) body part
    17) noun
    18) name of a Mellophant poster
    19) noun
    20) verb
    21) adjective
    22) animal
    23) body part
    24) body part
    25) adjective
    26) noun
    27) a number
    28) noun
    29) verb
    30) noun

    GO!

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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene View post
    1) noun
    1) cordite Superseded.
    Last edited by OtakuLoki; 20 Nov 2009 at 06:31 PM. Reason: One word - sorry And now I shall be noble.

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    1. lederhosen
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    2) Faggot

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    3) princess

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    [4) Pepperlandgirl
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    5) pyroclastic

    (See, I was going to get at least that much in there.)

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    6) expansionist

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    7. biscuit

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    8. soporific
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    9. Crumbly
    Last edited by pepperlandgirl; 20 Nov 2009 at 07:30 PM.

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    10) axe

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    11) defective

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    11) Hairy

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    I'm having trouble editing from my phone, so change the above to:

    12) Cluricaun

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    13) altruistic

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    14) ice cream

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    15) Sweaty
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    16) zygapophysis

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    17) Trumpet

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    18) Myrnalene

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    19) vibrator
    Last edited by Angua; 20 Nov 2009 at 11:32 PM. Reason: Myrna wanted sex words.

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    21) curvaceous
    Last edited by Angua; 20 Nov 2009 at 11:41 PM. Reason: oops. wrong sort of word

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    22) Tiger

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    22) tapeworm

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    23) leg

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    24) asshole

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    25) rigid

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    26) hoi polloi
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    27) 666

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    28) pregnancy
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    29) digest
    Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.

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    30) sea cucumber
    I'm still swimming in harmony. I'm still dreaming of flight. I'm still lost in the waves night after night...

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    **PARENTAL ADVISORY - MATURE THEMES**

    Trumpet of Ash and Flame: A Fairy Tale


    Once in a great lederhosen on the edge of a faggot lived a wicked princess named pepperlandgirl. This princess was very pyroclastic and the one thing in the world that made her happy was talking to her expansionist biscuit. Every day she would ask the biscuit, "Biscuit Biscuit on the wall, who is the most soporific of them all?" Every day the biscuit would please pepperlandgirl by telling her that she was by far the most soporific in the land. One morning the princess arose, and after her usual breakfast of crumbly axes, she approached the biscuit and asked her usual question.

    "Biscuit Biscuit on the wall, who is the most soporific of them all?" she queried, while fully confident in the answer. However, she was defective when the biscuit answered, "Oh my princess you are indeed soporific. But there is someone in the land far more soporific than you. His name is Cluricaun and he has the most altruistic ice cream and the biggest sweaty zygapophysis that have ever been seen."

    The princess was outraged! She knew what she must do - quickly she called her trusted trumpet Myrnalene. "Myrnalene!" she howled, "I want you to find Cluricaun, wherever he may be hid. He must be put to death! Use this vibrator to copulate him until he is no more!"

    Myrnalene set off to find Cluricaun. After weeks of searching, she finally happened upon Cluricaun in a forest glen. Cluricaun was singing the most curvaceous song and all the little tigers of the forest were gathered around him. Cluricaun looked up just then and saw Myrnalene and a most becoming blush spread over his legs. Overcome by Cluricaun's sweaty zygapophysis, Myrnalene dropped the vibrator and fell to her knees.

    "Oh Cluricaun, will you marry me?" begged Myrnalene. Cluricaun looked Myrnalene up and down. Myrnalene did have very large asshole and a rigid hoi polloi. And besides, Cluricaun was tried of working as a servant for the 666 pregnancies, digesting their sea cucumbers every day. Cluricaun accepted, he and Myrnalene rode off into the sunset, and pepperlandgirl spent the rest of her days in the lederhosen, alone with her biscuit.
    Last edited by Myrnalene; 21 Nov 2009 at 12:17 AM.

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    Aw...
    Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.

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    A work of art!!!

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    Meep!

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    Poor Pepperlandgirl, all alone with only her expansionist biscuit for company. ;_;

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    So did they do it?

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    Oh my.

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    I don't know if I like this story...
    I'm still swimming in harmony. I'm still dreaming of flight. I'm still lost in the waves night after night...

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    I always knew that's how I was going to go. I just didn't think it was going to be so soon......
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    Quote Originally posted by pepperlandgirl View post
    I don't know if I like this story...
    You may be a little to close to it. Trust me, it's gold.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    Quote Originally posted by pepperlandgirl View post
    I don't know if I like this story...
    Dear god, just be glad you are not the one with the very large asshole and the rigid hoi polloi!

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