Amusingly, the guy guessed that I was from Boston, then New York. (Zuul can tell you how Bostonian I don't sound.) One of my managers, who happens to be from Boston was working Monday night. I told him a guy had guessed I was from Boston, and he asked "Why? Were you surly?" I told him I was, and he said "That's why!"
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Heh, "Boston" seems to be the go-to guess for people who think they're good at accents, but aren't.
Dear Personhood MS,
The attached video doesn't answer any questions in any sort of factual way. Please, inform your anti-choice lackeys that posting it all over MS Healthy Families communities isn't helping your case.
Regards,
Marsilia
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Marsilia - please pass me the brain bleach and wire scrubber.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
PS
Suggest to your supporters that they read everything on your page so they know what they're supporting. When I recognize a quote from The Personhood Book and someone who's implied that my opposition to Personhood shows a lack in intellect and reading comprehension skills asks where the quote came from, it really makes y'all look bad.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
I was at the doctor and I forgot to ask for a flu shot. Because I am a dummy.
I think your run in with that fellow may have gone beyond anything vaguely "mello." What an awful, awful thing to inflict on any person he drives by.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
I thought that a lack of manners when it came to eating at someone else's house and a bizarre intolerance for anything vegetable matter based was indicitive of some major personality flaws on the part of my niece's boyfriend.
And today she tells me she can't discuss politics with him because he calls the president "that fucking nigger."
The whole family is trying to get her to leave him, because holy crap.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Well, I was going to complain about having to work in somebody elses office because the carpet in mine is all torn up, but I feel a little small after reading Zuul's post.
Words fail me.
Has he managed to pick up his knuckles off the ground yet?
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
The mental sensation you get when reality does not appear to jibe with your memory is most unpleasant.
Also I don't think you should let that creep back in your house, Zuul.
To the Governor-Elect of Mississippi,
I'm a Christian, a tax payer, and a voter in the state of Mississippi. I am not evil, nor am I in league with Satan. I know you were speaking at a Yes on 26 rally and to an AFA radio audience when you made those incendiary comments. That doesn't excuse them. I am one of the 58% of Mississippians who believe that a woman's agency over her own body is sacred. I am pro-family, pro-adoption, pro-contraception, and pro-helping a mother put food on the table for the kids she has at home. I'm pro-education and anti-indoctrination. And, if I don't get an apology, I'm going to be pro-recalling a governor. 58% is still a majority.
No Love,
Me
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So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Dear son:
I don't know why you have this compulsion to tear pens apart, but it is going to have to stop. They have done nothing to you, and I occasionally like to have an intact pen around to, like, write things with.
The 2nd season finale of Veronica Mars is extremely disappointing.
I have a cold. It feels like I have a lump of Jello salad lodged in the upper part of my right lung. It is most unpleasant.
Dear rabbits,
You know what rabbits in the wild do? They have sex. A lot. I know it's kinda cold out right now and maybe you're feeling a little lazy, but for God's sake, hump!
-Me
Dear Marsilia,
You have homework, and it's the busiest retail season of the year. You're not allowed to be sick, so cut it out.
Love,
M
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Goddammit my whiskey hot toddies with extra whiskey are not even making a DENT in this fucking thing.
... no. It took hours to fall asleep and I woke up at 4 AM. Screw it, I'm taking a sick day.
Dear Dentist and annoying Dental Hygienist:
I already told you that I already bought a Sonic Care off you. I already told you that it broke down in no time. I am not interested in buying another one. Just clean my dang teeth.
Dear morons who somehow hold down jobs in the same Ministry of Government as I do, despite not having the sense that the Good Lord gave a howler monkey:
If you receive an e-mail from someone you don't know, which Microsoft Outlook has thoughtfully flagged as POSSIBLE SPAM, just delete it. Do not hit "Reply All" to say that there is a mistake and you should not be on the mailing list.
And when one moron has done that, don't hit "Reply All" to say "Nor I".
And when 20 other morons have done that, don't keep doing it.
That is really unfortunate.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Seriously. We're supposed to be in a time of restraint. If the Government wants to save some money, it could just fire all of these idiots and replace them with an inanimate carbon rod. It would increase the average workplace IQ.
Sigh...Christopher Hitchens is dead. No huge shock, but I'll miss him.
And I can't even blame God.
Knowing how bad he was back in April, I'm surprised he made it as long as he did.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
*head desk*
How do you think you're going to get paid if you don't give the company you're contracting with your social security number? I'm all for being cautious about identity theft, but this is actually one of the specific purposes your social security number is supposed to go towards. How the hell have you held a job before without filling out a W-9?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
The Krankies are swingers.
Kid's TV staple of the 80's and panto favourites every since. Swingers.
My childhood has been ruined in a way I can't quite fathom.
Fan-dabi-dozi ????
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Why did they feel the need to share this, since it appears to have nothing to do with their public life whatsoever? Will the Wiggles next share their stance on blowjobs?Speaking on BBC Radio Scotland's Stark Talk yesterday, they admitted they had an 'anywhere, anytime' attitude to sex including on golf courses - while on tour they went with other partners with the full knowledge of the other.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Grrrrrrr. SLEEP.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Yes, you need a credit card for your Nook account. No, you can't just use a gift card. If you bought it from us, we told you that. If the person who gave it to you bought it from us, we told them that. Yes, it has to be an active credit card. Yes, there has to be money in your account if you use a debit card. No, the Nook shop won't let you do anything without a valid credit card. It doesn't matter how many ways you ask or how many times you ask, there still has to be a credit card on your motherfucking account.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Dear Masked Magician exposing Magic's top secrets.
!. Given your overly dramatic performances, a 5 year old could work out how you do the trick before you explain it.
2. You don't just explain how the trick is done, but you also suck the life and joy out of magic.
Please stop, as you are making me nostalgic for Paul Daniels.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull - Why?????
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
My iPod has stopped working, but I can't tell if it's because it has died the true death, or if it's just being a pissy little bit of machinery and needs to be synched.
Also work sucks and I can't do anagrams.
"Work sucks and I can't do anagrams" would make a great book title.
It will be my quirky memoir about being underemployed and intellectually insecure.
Given all the times we replace our printers, couldn't we at least once come up with ones that print?
I hate that Dr. offices are never open at anything but regular business hours, because that means I have to call from my cubicle and EVERYONE CAN HEAR ME.
Dear American Tourist,
In the UK, most kids catch chicken pox when we are young, so we don't need to be vaccinated every ten years. It's easier that way. If your shots aren't up to date and you encounter kids with it, out and about, that's tough on you.
Screaming at two small children that they should not be allowed out will get the manager asking you to leave and not them.
Please don't darken these shores again.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Thirteen. That is the number of hours I've been scheduled for next week. So much for this cross training bullshit being of any use to me…
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.