Never would I advocate underage drinking, but it has been known to happen.
Recently I walked past the liquor aisle in my supermarket and once again that reminded my that there are alcoholic drinks that few self-respecting adults would ever buy but that are staples at teenage parties.
What are the equivalents in your area?
Berentzen Apfelkorn (20%) and Saurer Apfel (16%) are two sweet apple-flavored liqueurs. You can choose between traditional sugary sweet and sour, but still damn sugary. It's hard to decide which version is more disgusting.
If you want something that looks like all grownup clear liquor, you might want to consider this this sweet fig-flavored vodka concoction.
The name Kleiner Feigling, literally little coward is a hilarious pun because Feige means both fig and cowardly.
Puschkin Red Sky (17.5%), another product from the Berentzen conglomerate. German vodka with a faux-Russian name, the hallmark of quality!
It's half vodka, half some dayglo red blood orange inspired liquid.
Once more Berentzen, the Standard Oil of German underage drinking.
This is Großmutters Schokogeheimnis (19%), Grandma's Chocolate Secret, also available in vanilla - think imitation Baileys.