Someone needs a real life.
COUGH
Someone needs a real life.
COUGH
Christmas ornaments usually get hung.
SANTA
Sleighs are not transporting anymore.
HOLLY
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Hold on, lemme lick you.
RANDY
Reindeer are not doing Yuletide.
GIFTS
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Great, it's fucking Tuesday soon.
MORAN
My, Oliver's really a nerd.
ANERD
Annual negotiations evolve around differences.
SHOWS
Such honest Ontarians want sleds.
SLEDS
Single ladies eat doughnuts, silly!
SILLY
Sometimes, I love little Yetis.
YETIS
Yes! Extra things in sachets!
SMELL
Something makes Emily leave lesbians.
PEENS
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Playful elephants exude natural sexiness.
BEAST
Breaking eggs and stroking tummy.
TUMMY
Tangoing ungulates mangle many youths.
DANCE
Doing anything naughty Christmas Eve?
MYRRH
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
My young rancher's really hawt.
BILBO
Baggins is leaving - 'bye orcs!
FRODO
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Frustratingly, Roger only dully orates.
ARRYN
All readers realize you're nuts.
NOOKY
Nancy's obviously ovulating - kidding, yo!
KLEIN
Krusty likes eating ice-cream naked
ITCHY
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
It's terribly clear he's yours.
SCRAT
Scaredy cats really are timid.
MOUSE
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
My oncologist uses secret enemas.
JUDGE
:: bump ::
Juries usually don't get excited.
BLIMP
Balloon Like implements making phobias.
TONER
Try our new electric radishes!
FRIZZ
Fitzgerald reveled in Zelda's zaniness.
SMIRK
Simply matching Irishmen? Really kinky!
STUDS
STUDS
Sexy turds using dangerous steroids.
CASTE
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
CASTE
Cats are so tantalisingly edible.
YUMMY
Yams Ubiquitously Maul Married Yetis
FLIMS
comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.
Yams Ubiquitously Maul Married Yetis
FLIMS
comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.
Frankly, licking is my secret.
STUNS
So tired, undeniably not sleeping.
FFFMV
French Fruit Finances May Vary.
PICKL
comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.
Perplexingly, I call kumquats lemons.
LEMON
Let's eat more Oreos now!
RABBI
Let Every Mom Out Now.
WUTIF
Witches unleash their infinate fury.
LEASH
Let Everyone Attempt Social Hijinks
TONIC
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Tumble over near intoxicated camels.
CAMEL
Camels are making elephants lame.
GOZER
Greedy Orange Zygotes Eat Ravenously
TIGER
Today in Greece everything reeks.
REEKS
Really enthusiastic eccentrics kick spiders.
TOGAS
Tyrannically, Octavius groped a slave
ROMAN
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Really obnoxious men are naked.
NAKED
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