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    Free Exy Cluricaun's avatar
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    Default Goddamned Tic-Tac-Toe

    So out of curiosity I clicked on the Tic-Tac-Toe link on the menu bar at the top of the screen and have discovered that I suck at Tic-Tac-Toe. If I put it on retard level I’m fine, but even on normal the computer seems to win with an alarming frequency. Thanks for adding a feature that lets me know that I could be out-thought by a 5 year old with a blue crayon and a Bob Evans place mat. It’s worth noting that I also seem to suck at checkers and Connect Four, but those are real world events that allow me to hide the evidence by kicking the table. Hopefully that thing does not have a stat tracker………..
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    If it didn't before, you've just given What Exit? a great idea.

    I've only played it on normal and have yet to lose a game, though I've had a lot of draws. I hate Tic-Tac-Toe, though. There isn't enough space or time to truly strategize.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by Cluricaun View post
    Hopefully that thing does not have a stat tracker………..
    My god, I thought it was statistically impossible to lose 43 games, tie 23 and only win 4 without trying. Playing random would be better.




    I joke

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    Nice try buddy.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    I am also a Tic-Tac-DUNCE. Apparently I lost all of my tic-tac-toe strategizing abilities when I hit puberty.:Shake:

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    Children have had just enough lack of life experience to not get bored senseless by that game, hence, tend to be fairly good at it!

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    Ever see the movie Wargames?


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    Hate tic-tac-toe. HAAAAAAAAATE!

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    Love War Games, don't usually lose at Tic-Tac-Toe. If paying attention, I can't lose. Still not sure if I should turn it back off. Just a silly little extra I tossed in. Tic-Tac-Toe is suppose to end in a draw.

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    Hello, my name is CairoCarol, and I am a tic-tac-toe retard.

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    Just play a few rounds, then pick up on the computer's winning strategies.

    For example if the other guy goes first and chooses the middle, if you pick a middle square you will lose, while a corner piece forces a draw.
    Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.

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    Quote Originally posted by AllWalker View post
    Just play a few rounds, then pick up on the computer's winning strategies.

    For example if the other guy goes first and chooses the middle, if you pick a middle square you will lose, while a corner piece forces a draw.
    Yeah, I know. It's called "think before you submit."

    It's one reason why I don't chat. My on-line impulses are not trustworthy.

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    *sob* It's gone? Before I could finally beat the computer on the insane level? *sob*

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    You wouldn't have anyways. It's safer this way.

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    I want some peril!

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    What's the game with the plastic disks that's like Tic-Tac-Toe? I don't think I ever beat anyone at that game. Ever.

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    Hmmm.....

    I had a perfect winning score at tic-tac-toe.....

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    Quote Originally posted by Julie View post
    What's the game with the plastic disks that's like Tic-Tac-Toe? I don't think I ever beat anyone at that game. Ever.
    Connect 4? I love that game.

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