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    Default Invasion Of Gingers Imminent!

    We need to crack down on this sort of protest immediately, before gingers start getting ideas above their station.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8245290.stm

    Is anyone willing to join me to put a stop to this menace? :Shake:

    Look, they even have a ginger empire!
    Bart Rouwenhorst steps on to his crane and slowly rises above his ginger empire.
    This Bart Rouwenhorst is obviously a deviant and needs to be dissuaded from rearing his copper noggin in such a blatant fashion!

    WTF!? Here's a whole gang of them, walking about in daylight!
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    Finally, someone recognizes our plight.

    My people! ;_;
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Speaking as a mild ginger myself, I say kill the menfolk and leave the sexy readheaded womens to me.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    Aw, but a hint of red in a man's hair can be very, very sexy. Assuming he's rocking a Viking look and not an Opie one.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Redheads are fucking disgusting.

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    I'm # 99099, so suck it big time!


    or maybe not! I should have been watching the bottom of the board more carefully.
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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    Redheads are fucking disgusting.
    Ha ha ha. You'll regret this post when your new Ginger masters are drowning you in henna.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    Redheads are fucking disgusting.
    Don't make me have to kill you, my love.
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    For evidence, I just google image searched hot ginger men, and on the first page of results, the only two examples of men were that horribly ugly kid who plays Ron in the Harry Potter movies, and Seth Green who, while being funny, is like three feet tall, so let's face it, his looks are not his biggest asset.

    So aside from those two gents, if you're a hot ginger man, you probably have a light dusting of confectioners' sugar and eyes made out of icing.

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    I never had myrna down as a bonfire head. I thought(hoped) it was just the lighting in her recent pic!

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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    For evidence, I just google image searched hot ginger men, and on the first page of results, the only two examples of men were that horribly ugly kid who plays Ron in the Harry Potter movies, and Seth Green who, while being funny, is like three feet tall, so let's face it, his looks are not his biggest asset.

    So aside from those two gents, if you're a hot ginger man, you probably have a light dusting of confectioners' sugar and eyes made out of icing.
    Examples to illustrate Exy's point.

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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    For evidence, I just google image searched hot ginger men, and on the first page of results, the only two examples of men were that horribly ugly kid who plays Ron in the Harry Potter movies, and Seth Green who, while being funny, is like three feet tall, so let's face it, his looks are not his biggest asset.

    So aside from those two gents, if you're a hot ginger man, you probably have a light dusting of confectioners' sugar and eyes made out of icing.
    ORLY


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    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    It's no coincidence that the hottest redhead in the world, David Wenham, doesn't have hair that's all that red. The other guy there looks like something out of a nightmare, and if I remember right that's an uncommonly good picture of him.

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    I'm warning you! Say nice things about the Gingers or you'll be sorry.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    why is his mouth like this:


    gah:


    wtf:



    eta: i would give my left nut for a night with david wenham though
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    I google image search "redhead actors" and I get all these vaginas.
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    "Please help me, I've got Gingeritis!"

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    Oh, hang on - here's a cool ginger!

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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene View post
    I google image search "redhead actors" and I get all these vaginas.
    That's not a nice thing to call David Caruso.

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    The FATHER of our COUNTRY was a redhead!



    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    NEW AND COMPLETELY ARBITRARY RULE:

    Anyone who speaks out against redheads will be CAGED.

    For five minutes or until I get bored.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene View post
    The FATHER of our COUNTRY was a redhead!
    Myrnalene, show some sense. He doesn't even manage to look sexy in a freakin' portrait! If that's how he was painted, imagine what he looked like in real life! I'm betting something like this:

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    Are redheads the same as gingers? I thought they were those people who dyed their hair ginger, the deviant swines!?

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    Exy, It was very low for you to play the Carrot Top card. I now understand that everything people say about you is true.

    Hey the lead singer of Queens of the Stone Age is not completely unattractive.

    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    They forced me to do it, okay? I WARNED THEM.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    oh dears
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    Except I don't think they noticed. All that perfectly good rage, WASTED.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    There is no such thing as a straight male ginger hater who is aware of the existence of Alyson Hannigan.

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    Quote Originally posted by hamburglar View post
    There is no such thing as a straight male ginger hater who is aware of the existence of Alyson Hannigan.
    Always thought she was really cute, but I have heard guys describe her in less than awed tones. Obviously there is something wrong with them.

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    Quote Originally posted by hamburglar View post
    There is no such thing as a straight male ginger hater who is aware of the existence of Alyson Hannigan.
    You are a wise man.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov View post
    Are redheads the same as gingers? I thought they were those people who dyed their hair ginger, the deviant swines!?
    That's technically a form of self-mutilation.

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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    That's technically a form of self-mutilation.
    BACK IN THE CAGE
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    BACK IN THE CAGE
    OUTRAGE!! OUTRAGE!!! ABUSE OF POWER!! ATTICA! ATTICA!!!

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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    OUTRAGE!! OUTRAGE!!! ABUSE OF POWER!! ATTICA! ATTICA!!!
    Now you're going back in the Cage for complaining about being in the Cage.

    FLOGGINGS SHALL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    Now you're going back in the Cage for complaining about being in the Cage.

    FLOGGINGS SHALL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
    Reported.

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    Exy, darling, I love you but you're quite quite wrong.

    Last edited by MarissaW; 09 Sep 2009 at 08:45 PM.
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    Ah, another fine redheaded man.

    Good work, Marissa!
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Alan Tudyk is funny looking, you guys.

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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    Alan Tudyk is funny looking, you guys.
    I'm going to the cage with you I think, he is funny looking.

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    And look what was on the first page of GIS results for Alan Tudyk:



    Anyway, I don't think he's even red-headed. He's blond.

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    Nah, it's red. It just looks strawberry-blond in the right lighting. His eyebrows give him away:

    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    I forgot about Tudyk! He is quite definitely cute and a ginger.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    I just typed "cute" and "ginger" into google and the search came back with, "Are you taking the piss? Fuck off to yahoo!"

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    There's cute ginger ladies, though. Nothin' wrong with Allyson Hannigan, at least. Nicole Kidman is strawberry blonde and nowadays she looks like someone stretched waxed paper over an unwrapped mummy but she used to be pretty.
    Last edited by Exy; 10 Sep 2009 at 08:33 AM.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    NEW AND COMPLETELY ARBITRARY RULE:

    Anyone who speaks out against redheads will be CAGED.

    For five minutes or until I get bored.
    Seriously, I don't know who the fuck you are* but I like you.

    *sorry, wasn't around for name changes and shit. I was away for a month, and when I returned I learned about the death of a close friend and hid away.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    PS: I think redheaded men are sorta creepy, but that could just be my genetics talking.

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    I don't know who the guy Myrna posted is, but the lead singer of Queens of the Stone Age shaves his head.

    ps i'd still fuck you, david wenham. call me.

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    Quote Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth View post
    Seriously, I don't know who the fuck you are* but I like you.

    *sorry, wasn't around for name changes and shit. I was away for a month, and when I returned I learned about the death of a close friend and hid away.
    Zuul was Caerie, but then the Keymaster came or something like that.

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    I never heard of the anti ginger movement until the internet.
    Weird.
    Really weird to me.
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
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