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    Default Joan Collins' Cooze Looks Like a Sarlacc!

    Well, so I've heard, at any rate. I don't know, not having seen the offending cooze in question, but that's the word on the intarwebs.
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    Default Re: Joan Collins' Cooze Looks Like a Sarlacc!

    Show me a 75 yr old cooze that doesn't!




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    Default Re: Joan Collins' Cooze Looks Like a Sarlacc!

    Joan Collin's Cooze - band name!
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    Default Re: Joan Collins' Cooze Looks Like a Sarlacc!

    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov
    Joan Collin's Cooze - band name!

    (I can't believe I am getting in on this)

    Actually, it would be "CÜZ, the new fragrance by Joan Collins."

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    Default Re: Joan Collins' Cooze Looks Like a Sarlacc!

    We're talking about ear wax, right?

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    Default Re: Joan Collins' Cooze Looks Like a Sarlacc!

    I think Joan has self-oiling lips.
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