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    A brilliant combination of chat and hate to describe that retarded mess on our index page.

    LOLzzz

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    Quote Originally posted by Winston Smith
    A brilliant combination of chat and hate to describe that retarded mess on our index page.

    LOLzzz

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    Winston, it's come to my attention in recent weeks that you are obviously retarded.

    Do you feel that your mental deficiencies detract from your ability to mode Dumbo? Or, rather, do you feel that they help you mode this place in an appropriately Dumbo-esque manner?

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    Yes

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    [modhat3q0n9kf]Moved thread from Jibba Jabba to Thunderdome.[/modhat3q0n9kf]
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    O Winnifred, what an internal struggle it has to be for you. Hating chate and loving it enough to come in and chate almost every day.

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    It is. In legal terms it's called an "attractive nuisance".

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    Hey Winston! I'mma just gonna re-post my thoughts from the ADF thread that you started and seem to have abandoned. Please note that I toned my thoughts down quite a bit so that they would be ADF-friendly. Shouldn't have bothered, I guess.

    Quote Originally posted by Myrna
    Winston, I know your impulse control is not always the best (nor is mine) but this thread and especially your OP was an incredibly poor decision. [ED NOTE: Hey I was referring to your ADF thread here, but what do you know it works for this one, too!) Things have been nuts here lately (and yes I have contributed to that) but what we need is a break from it, not some well-poisoning rhetoric about how a feature that pretty much all of the super regulars use* is "a piece of crap" and "ruining / killing this site". You get that when you say that, you're not talking about a bunch of code, right? You're talking about the people who post in chat. Sure, I'll take some flack and some is derserved - but what about binks and terrifel and pepper and Fiveroptic and Angua and Ely and everybody else? Chat is more than just drama and bullshit, so save your accusations, please.

    I think the big difference between you and me is I do stupid thing because I get emotionally involved and you do stupid things because they are lulzy. I really think you are in some hapless way trying to help this board but I am telling you - now is not the time for your theatrics. So many of us are on the edge and close to walking - chaos and breakdowns are the last things we need. We only have so many straws left until we reach the final one.
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    Indeed Sleeps. He's like Hamlet, in a way. On the one hand, you can't help but feel sorry for the indecision and struggle that's tearing apart his psyche. On the other hand, you wish the annoying shit would shut the fuck up with his whining already.

    Actually, I don't think it's an internal struggle at all. I think Winston is trolling, and probably will continue to troll since nobody is going to tell him to knock it off.
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    Quote Originally posted by Winston Smith
    It is. In legal terms it's called an "attractive nuisance".
    Look, no it's not, that's an incredibly poor example of an attractive nuisance. For one thing, the notion of attractive nuisances is meant to protect actual children, not merely mental children.

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    Winston Smith - you have no business being a moderator of this board. Are me, Sleepy and Exy modes? No. Because we are constitutionally unfit for the job.

    So are you.
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    You don't think "chate" is funny, then?

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    No, I do think it's funny. I say "chate".
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    I'd be the best fucking mode this place ever saw.

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    Pepper, I thought you were voted off the island. What are you doing modding the main forums? Moving this thread here was totally uncalled for. You should have dished Exy a soft warning for insulting me in a JJ thread, and told Myrna to chill. You're a fucking puppet for the chaters and a shitty mod. Maybe even worse than me.

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    Pepper hasn't done anything to this thread. And don't worry, you're still the worst mod here.

    edit: And your ass looks fat in those jeans.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Quote Originally posted by Winston Smith
    Pepper, I thought you were voted off the island. What are you doing modding the main forums? Moving this thread here was totally uncalled for. You should have dished Exy a soft warning for insulting me in a JJ thread, and told Myrna to chill. You're a fucking puppet for the chaters and a shitty mod. Maybe even worse than me.
    Holy shit, Zuul moved the thread. pepper is expressing her opinion as a poster.
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    Winnie is either drunk, haxxored, or retarded. Vote your conscience.

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    Quote Originally posted by Winston Smith
    Pepper, I thought you were voted off the island. What are you doing modding the main forums? Moving this thread here was totally uncalled for. You should have dished Exy a soft warning for insulting me in a JJ thread, and told Myrna to chill. You're a fucking puppet for the chaters and a shitty mod. Maybe even worse than me.
    Yeah, the thread you started in JJ to insult....hmm, basically half the function of this board and by extension all the chatters.
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    Quote Originally posted by Winston Smith
    Pepper, I thought you were voted off the island. What are you doing modding the main forums? Moving this thread here was totally uncalled for. You should have dished Exy a soft warning for insulting me in a JJ thread, and told Myrna to chill. You're a fucking puppet for the chaters and a shitty mod. Maybe even worse than me.
    Hey retard, even if I went insane and started moving threads I don't have the power to do so. And you know that for a fact. Not only do you know for a fact that I don't have the ability to move the thread, you can also see who moved it in the mod panel. I can only assume the outright lie, with the accompanying insult, is part of your ongoing efforts to troll the board and create drama.
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    Details, details. I've been in the sun all day painting. I think I fried my noodle.

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    What's your excuse for the past week?

    And since you went there in a really shitty way and started ragging on pepper for being "voted off the island" - remember that happened because the nonnies thought it would be lulzy to vote out a competent mod and vote you in instead.
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    Has anyone here ever played Flux? It's a card game where the rules continually change. One of the actions that can be taken sometimes is called Rules Reset. It takes all of the rules that have been added since the start of the game and removes them so you're back to the beginning. I think what domebo needs is a Rules Reset and a rethinking of how to handle things like democratically elected moderators. Because the fact that Winston is a moderator and Pepperlandgirl is not is a fucking joke. And I think certain posters, *cough What Exit cough* are too damn nice and create byzantine mazes of rules to try to please the most people. I think Giraffeboards did it right with how they set up their rules.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene
    What's your excuse for the past week?

    And since you went there in a really shitty way and started ragging on pepper for being "voted off the island" - remember that happened because the nonnies thought it would be lulzy to vote out a competent mod and vote you in instead.
    that hot day was, like, eight years ago.

    Anyways, it wasn't the nonnies that got me elected, it was an inside job. I can't belive you didn't figure that out yourself. I guess you're not as smart as you think you are...

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    Whatever, troll.
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    Quote Originally posted by Winston Smith
    Pepper, I thought you were voted off the island. What are you doing modding the main forums? Moving this thread here was totally uncalled for. You should have dished Exy a soft warning for insulting me in a JJ thread, and told Myrna to chill. You're a fucking puppet for the chaters and a shitty mod. Maybe even worse than me.
    Ironically, this very post proves that no one here has ever been a worse mode than you.

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    Whenever I see chate, my mind jumps immediately to chatelaine and the conversation gets weird in my mind.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Quote Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
    Winnie is either drunk, haxxored, or retarded. Vote your conscience.
    I think he can be all.

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    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by binks (in the ADF thread)
    This place is already dead, chat's the only thing people are even using and you want to suck all the fun out of it? What is the goal here, kill the remaining board activity off quicker? People aren't visiting for the enthralling front page articles.
    Quote Originally posted by binks
    I don't see how anyone can say that chat is what killed the boards when the chatters are a large percentage of members making regular posts.
    I agree with binks but have a different take on the matter. It's not that chat is killing the board, it's that the people intent on killing the board also happen to use chat. Eliminating chat won't change anything.
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    Quote Originally posted by sublight
    I agree with binks but have a different take on the matter. It's not that chat is killing the board, it's that the people intent on killing the board also happen to use chat. Eliminating chat won't change anything.
    I hope this is in reference to Winston.

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    Quote Originally posted by sublight
    I agree with binks but have a different take on the matter. It's not that chat is killing the board, it's that the people intent on killing the board also happen to use chat. Eliminating chat won't change anything.
    Nice, especially coming from someone who isn't even around. Those of us that want the board to live are the ones still here.
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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene
    Nice, especially coming from someone who isn't even around. Those of us that want the board to live are the ones still here.
    Look, let's use lovingkindness here, Mooney.

    (I'm not sure what that is but my dad goes to this hippie church that endorses it, it seems like what is called for here.)

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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene
    Nice, especially coming from someone who isn't even around. Those of us that want the board to live are the ones still here.
    Myrnie, if you want to be a bitch to the current moderator who enjoys playing silly games with the chat clique then fine. But could you please lower your volume or SHUT THE FUCK UP, when replying to a nice guy who realized he wouldn't he able to responsibly stick around in his mod position but still likes to come by and post without acting like a jerk.

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    okay so now we're all going to smoke a joint and then we can reconvene this thread and see if maybe the aggression and anger disappears okay

    okay?

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    Not until she kisses my boo-boo.

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    Quote Originally posted by beebs
    Not until she kisses my boo-boo.
    :: huggles ::

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    C'mon, children. Let's all have a big love circle. Our positive energy will heal the world!

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    Quote Originally posted by beebs
    Myrnie, if you want to be a bitch to the current moderator who enjoys playing silly games with the chat clique then fine. But could you please lower your volume or SHUT THE FUCK UP, when replying to a nice guy who realized he wouldn't he able to responsibly stick around in his mod position but still likes to come by and post without acting like a jerk.
    Beebs - I have nothing against sublight but if he's going to pull out the old "waaa waaa chatterz are killing Domebo" canard he can kiss my ass. The biggest chatters are also some of the biggest contributors to this board. We knock ourselves out for this place and I'm fucking sick of hearing it.
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    Exy! That's not positive energy!

    Gross.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Quote Originally posted by Nrblex
    C'mon, children. Let's all have a big love circle. Our positive energy will heal the world!
    omg get off me hippy
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    Hug the trees with me Myrna! We will petition the Earth Mother Goddess to bring her peaceful serenity to the masculinzed world of rage or raeg if you prefer.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    I guess I should add my two cents to the point of this thread then if we want to get back on track.

    Full disclosure, I don't like Winston. I love him. I sort of always liked his civilly disobediant shtick as a mod, but it has gotten annoying with this recent battle against the chat. This board will be heavily invested in chat, I want to see it succeed as a message board too. I don't think getting rid of chat will make this place better at all, but I would agree with anything that could seperate the chat to keep the whole place SFW (from blocking applications). I think Winston is trying to be involved with chat to keep up his appearance that 'hey, I'm just doing my lone wolf thing, we're all still cool'. But it's really making him look like a hypocrite.

    Sorry Smithie. Come back and we can pass the doobie.

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    look should i post porn here to help you guys stop fighting

    ps it will involve peeing, are you guys cool with that

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    Depends on what you mean by peeing.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    I prefer bukkake.

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    Quote Originally posted by Nrblex
    I prefer bukkake.
    Man I have not found any decent all male bukkake porn in my travels around the internet.

    Also fuck you firefox for underlining "bukkake", I don't need my open source web browser passing judgment on me like this.

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    I know! Just that one damn clip of about 60 asian guys.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Really... This even has gone far past middle school lunch table.. How about everyone decides to stfu and, you know, post and have fun.. learn some stuff, meet other people. This has turned into so much of a "he said she said" bullcrap that its no wonder people want out.. Why don't we all put on our best faces and do something.. Or we could all play 12 year old girls and passive aggressively bitch about who's in and who's out.

    just my two cents.. I just happen to enjoy this place and its kinda dumb that people can't say.. you know what? I'm gonna be an adult today.


    Let's start a subforum of the thunderdome called "We're dumb and immature, let's namecall and copy 400 lines from chat to post".

    Or, again.. we grow the fuck up.

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    You just made Peter Pan cry.
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Quote Originally posted by beebs
    I guess I should add my two cents to the point of this thread then if we want to get back on track.

    Full disclosure, I don't like Winston. I love him. I sort of always liked his civilly disobediant shtick as a mod, but it has gotten annoying with this recent battle against the chat. This board will be heavily invested in chat, I want to see it succeed as a message board too. I don't think getting rid of chat will make this place better at all, but I would agree with anything that could seperate the chat to keep the whole place SFW (from blocking applications). I think Winston is trying to be involved with chat to keep up his appearance that 'hey, I'm just doing my lone wolf thing, we're all still cool'. But it's really making him look like a hypocrite.

    Sorry Smithie. Come back and we can pass the doobie.

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