Why are we in here?

[Nrblex]

I'm tempted to go through hoc's logs now and find every instance I can of "personal issues with another poster" to see who else deserves a 101ing.

Start with the letter J.

Oh, hey, lookit that!

[Jeff]

Dancing Hitler where are you? Come show your support for Sleeps and Myrna and fresh meat.

[Myrnalene]

WHERE IS OUR ATTORNEY E. CALIBUR, ESQ? THAT FUCKER HAS GONE TO BED.

[binks]

I made the canadian flag enjoyable for us, guys! http://s866.photobucket.com/albums/ab22 ... canada.jpg

[Nrblex]

Dance, you bastard, dance.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com ... Hitler.gif

[Myrnalene]

man they are talking about mmf threesomes in chat that's hot

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

Nice Binksie! o sparklepeen I love you

Someone make this Hitler dance in chat! http://www.littlepinksock.com/hitler.gif

[Nrblex]

I shall boycot chat until my friends are freed!

But mmf would be hot, yeah.

[Jeff]

Dance sum more

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...101/hitler.gif

[Jeff]

Nice Binksie! o sparklepeen I love you

Someone make this Hitler dance in chat! http://www.littlepinksock.com/hitler.gif

He be dancing, they be hating.

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

He's a dancing machine!

[Nrblex]

Jeff, you're a mensch.

[Nrblex]

A song for solidarity:

I found a picture of you, oh oh oh oh
What hijacked my world that night
To a place in the past
We've been cast out of? oh oh oh oh
Now we're back in the fight
We're back on the train
Oh, back on the chain gang

A circumstance beyond our control, oh oh oh oh
The phone, the tv and the news of the world
Got in the house like a pigeon from hell, oh oh oh oh
Threw sand in our eyes and descended like flies
Put us back on the train
Oh, back on the chain gang

The powers that be
That force us to live like we do
Bring me to my knees
When I see what they've done to you
But I'll die as I stand here today
Knowing that deep in my heart
They'll fall to ruin one day
For making us part

I found a picture of you, oh oh oh oh
Those were the happiest days of my life
Like a break in the battle was your part, oh oh oh oh
In the wretched life of a lonely heart
Now we're back on the train
Oh, back on the chain gang

[Myrnalene]

Who's got the balls?

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa10 ... SLEEPS.jpg

Nerblee? Jeff? I'll love you forever.

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

<3 Oh Nrblex let's make a Myrna/Nrblex/Sleepy sandwich full of love

[dogbutler]

man they are talking about mmf threesomes in chat that's hot

I like MILF and cookies. We can use my law firm: Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe.

[Myrnalene]

OOPS NM

ooo that is a good song

[dogbutler]

Oh Nrblex let's make a Myrna/Nrblex/Sleepy sandwich full of love

I'll be in my bunk

[Jeff]

RAEG

[Myrnalene]

NRBLEX FOR PRESIDENT!!

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

Eboyfriend Jefe, are you here to have a conjugal?

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

Myrna, we'd better start learning:

http://www.insideprison.com/glossary.asp
http://www.feloniousramblings.com/2008/ ... g-101.html

[binks]

101ing you guys turns out to be the best decision for board participation Wot_Jim has ever made. I heart you guise.

Oh hey! We can use the prison slang they posted at the snackpit the other day!

[Nrblex]

Sleeps, Myrna, I'll bring you some cigarettes to trade for safety and avoidance of lesbian rape, okay?

Jimbo, I will not protect you from lesbian rape!

[Myrnalene]

Look I have seen Oz and if any lesbian rapers come near me and my Sleepy I'm gonna shiv em 'til they DIE

[dogbutler]

Look I have seen Oz and if any lesbian rapers come near me and my Sleepy I'm gonna shiv em 'til they DIE

I'd take a lesbian rape for ya, Myrna!

[binks]

If I were in there I would go gay for the stay and do BOTH you fine ladies

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

I will use my Krav Maga on anyone that comes near me and Myrna.

Plus, Jefe will fart on anyone who tries anything bad.

[Nrblex]

And I would go straight for you and protect you with my manliness. Rawr. Grr. Etc.

[ivan astikov]

Howdydoody, jailbirds! Need any contraband?

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

Say now Ivan. Are you going to be our Keister Bunny? The Man might try to come in and do a shakedown. I hope they don't find the hooch that Myrna has been brewing. Peepz better not be tryin no skin beef or bitches be gettin shanked

[Jeff]

Plus, Jefe will fart on anyone who tries anything bad.

Look, it's not something I have total control over.

[Nrblex]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attica !

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attica,_Iowa !

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1138_Attica !

[ivan astikov]

I don't know what a "Keister Bunny" is, but for you girls, I'll do anything. You got serious clout on the outside, and I'm sure I'll be able to wangle a favour back at some point, Sleep's. Won't I?

ps. I actually opened this thread expecting it to be a deeply philosophical journey into human existence. Imagine my delight upon seeing 2 hawt chicks locked up in a cell.

And then my disappointment when I realised Jeff had the keys.

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

:: wears black ::

Haw haw you guys have to watch that

[Nrblex]

Okay, I gotta go to bed now. I'll be thinking of you poor ladies all night long, though.

DOWN WITH THE MAN!

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

Touch lightly when you think of us.

::Smoochies::

[dogbutler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twxR8L-rw3Y

:: wears black ::

Haw haw you guys have to watch that

I was worried that was my fate when I went to Vegas last week.

[ivan astikov]

So, when d'ya get out then, Sleeps?

Do you get time off for good behaviour...or handstand pics?

[Myrnalene]

I'm going to bed now, too.........but I've got this beauty if anyone tries to pull anything.

http://www.kk.org/streetuse/shiv5.jpg

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

Dog, I'm glad you made it back without being detained!

We're sprung in 8 hours, ivan! I offered to do Myrna's time but no :(

[Jeff]

Dog, I'm glad you made it back without being detained!

We're sprung in 8 hours, ivan! I offered to do Myrna's time but no

Oh darlin' I'll be true to you until you get out.

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

Goodnight my Myrna, I shall protect you while you sleep

Oh Jefe, I knew you were a good guy. Myrna, Ely, Binks and I are grateful e-girlfriends.

[binks]

That's one hell of a shiv, Myrna. Aint nobody gonna argue about you getting the top bunk tonight. Sweet dreams. I'm sure sleeps will ward off the rapists. She's feisty like that.

[binks]

I also need sleepy time, but I can't leave sleeps without an EVEN MORE LETHAL SHIV http://www.funnypictures.net.au/userima ... 825450.jpg

Nighty night

[Jeff]

Po' Sleeps and Myrna. Will they come back changed and jaded by the hard time? Or will they pull some sort of Shawshank Redemption out of it all, run off to Mexico and buy a boat?

[Elyanna]

IS THIS CHAT NOW

..DID I MISS THE PARTY?

COME BACK GUISE

[AllWalker]

Sorry for my absence from this... rollercoaster. I did offer to mediate while things were in chat. As soon I did, though, things were shifted out of chat. I didn't follow things in here because, well, I was doing other things at the time.

If there is anyone still around, though, I will be in and out of here for the rest of the day.

[Elyanna]

GUISE

McNutty Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:09 am (PST) babby comin

BABBY BABBY BABBY

BABBY BABBY BABBY

[Myrnalene]

GUISE

McNutty Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:09 am (PST) babby comin

COME ON MCNUGGET WOO WOO