3 Great Minds Go Drinking...

[AllWalker]

Idea stolen from ivan astikov during chat...

What would it be like for three great minds from history, any 3, if they went out drinking together?

Physicists going out for shots...

*bartender slides first drink along the bar*
Albert: Huh... it looks bigger now that I'm holding it...
*bartender slides the next drink along the bar, Werner goes to grab it but completely misjudges its position. Shaking his head, the bartender hands the third drink over*
Erwin: Wait, this is scotch. Didn't I order vodka?

Your turn...

[ivan astikov]

Descartes: I can't think, therefore I am pissed.

Archimedes: Eureka! Eureka! Eureka!

Plato: Archie's rat-arsed again, I see! I'm heading down to Zeus's bar to see if Happy Hour is on.


Okay, okay. Descartes was a bit later. You never said they had to inhabit the same time frame, although I realise that would help.

[ivan astikov]

Robin Hood: Can anyone spare a groat for a pint?

King Arthur: Okay, who's pinched my Holy Grail?

William Tell: *forlornly* I used to have a son, you know?