New moderator: AllWalker

[CRSP]

Due to sublight, our night watchman and representative from the Far East, stepping down recently, it was necessary to find a new moderator who could fill a similar role. AllWalker has kindly agreed to be our new, replacement moderator. Please welcome him to the mod staff!

[OneCentStamp]

Welcome, AllWalker.

Do you have to ban yourself now for the whole Dan Brown sock thing?

[Jeff]

OH SWEET FUCKING JESUS NO!

I mean, um, congrats!

[5er]

Who the hell is AllWalker?

[Myrnalene]

Congrats, AllWalker! And I want to thank CRSP for sparing us the agony of another election along with all the attendant drama. AllWalker is a dandy person and I'm sure he will do a good job.

[Exy]

raeg

[Sarahfeena]

I demand a recount.

[Borborygmi]

I, for one, am disgusted that hatesfreedom has been passed over yet again.

[Winston Smith]

Sublight was a mod?

[5er]

Man, just think of the vanity searches that are gonna happen now.

[dread pirate jimbo]

I vigourously oppose this appointment. It's a huge mistake, mark my words!!!

[Laughing Lagomorph]

The only problem with this is I am constantly confusing AllWalker with Walker in Eternity.

What can I say, my brain is broken.

[featherlou]

Congratulations, Allwalker. Try not to let all the power go to your head (well, not right away, anway).

[What Exit?]

Welcome Allwalker. We need to go through our PMs and try to give him a primer in using the boards mod & admin tools.

[Boozahol Squid, P.I.]

I have good information that suggests AllWalker is a dirty furriner, and a non-American, to boot.

Squid in '09!

[What Exit?]

I have good information that suggests AllWalker is a dirty furriner, and a non-American, to boot.

Squid in '09!

Is he really from Kenya?

[Glazer]

All Hail AllWalker our new Over Lo... err make that Down Under Lord.

Congrats.

[Myglaren]

I for one welcome our new upside down master.

[AllWalker]

Thanks you all for your kind and insulting words. I have made notes about who said what, so expect to be treated accordingly.

Edit: Wait! I had a prepared speech, I can't believe I forgot.

*ahem*

Bow down before me, for I AM MOD!

A little much, maybe?

[featherlou]

I'm not worried; I archived all the stuff you've said in chat.

[AllWalker]

...

Well played, featherlou.

[sublight]

Sublight was a mod?

News to me.

[Kat]

Of course sublight wasn't a mod. His very own signature points out that he's a human being, whereas we all know that mods are super-advanced evil time-traveling alien reptiloids.

Congratulations, AllWalker. Please don't use that brain-sucker device thingy on me.

[Caught@Work]

Jezum crow! An Aussie. You'd better treat us with more respect that we get from those damn northerners.

I suppose that also means anything I spot in the evenings will get very prompt attention.

[AllWalker]

Jezum crow! An Aussie. You'd better treat us with more respect that we get from those damn northerners.

I don't know, your coordinates put you somewhere near Melbourne, and there can be no respect for Victorians on the board. Or anywhere outside Victoria, for that matter.

[Caught@Work]

Typical bloody northerner.
At least you're not from the ACT.

[AllWalker]

You know, us Aussie make up such a minority on this board, you'd think we could unite against the rest of the world. But no, you're right, at least I'm not an ACTor.

Though, if a certain job interview goes well I might be within half a year...

[Caught@Work]

You started it :-)
Love that an Aussie is on board.
Oi, oi, oi.

[AllWalker]

Too right, mate, too right.

[featherlou]

You know, us Aussie make up such a minority on this board, you'd think we could unite against the rest of the world.<snip>

You'd think the Canadians could, too, but noooooo. Curse you, individuality!