Skald is always like 'holy zues!' whenever he gets surprised by the size of his penis
i think that's what we've always said when zues comes a raping
Skald is always like 'holy zues!' whenever he gets surprised by the size of his penis
i think that's what we've always said when zues comes a raping
this is my deep thinking period of the day when i take off my pants
wait wait there is a kitten in the thunderdome
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
I think the dome can only be improved by the addition of kittens.
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a big hot sloppy wet kitten just slapping me in the face over and over again
Zues? Do you mean Zeus? Because Zues is just stupid.
"The Turtle Moves!"
stupid like a fox bro
how come taco trucks can't deliver? they already have the truck?
deep thought of the day #2
Tacos delivered to my door would be fucking sweet. But not if they were delivered by raping Zues.
Zues drives the gyro truck.
"The Turtle Moves!"
Damnit. I love gyros almost as much as I hate assrape.
I'd be alarmed if it was vice versa!
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Assrape is vice, versa.
"The Turtle Moves!"
you guys are so dumb, zues doesn't fuck your ass he creates holes to fuck you with that you never had. so in that respect its a lot like my x wife. ba-ching bong ching.
thanks a lot folks i'm here all night.
is it that small?Originally posted by hatesfreedom
hatesfreedom,
Have I told you lately that I love you?
Something witty and just obscure enough to make you think I'm cool.
Aww.. we can't say its the BBQ pit that the cat is in.. Though "Thunderdoming" the cat most definitely doesn't give a pleasant mental image either.. Whatever weird thing may come to mind.
Not possible. He cannot drive it, for I have Zues Zues' pedals...Originally posted by silenus
This was physically painful to me.Originally posted by Count Blucher
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I would fucking stab any of you right now to get a gyros. Just so you know.
But would you stab us in the ass with your penis? That is the real question here.
He would do that anyway, gyros or not.Originally posted by Nrblex
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
Can I watch it on my Gyroscope?
This is the most beautiful place on Earth; there are many such places.
Are Gyroscopes what you need when you're eating delicious Gyros? Does it scope out extra white sauce?
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
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Originally posted by hatesfreedom[blue:1fgmdymz]NO.
ANY OTHER REQUESTS, MORTAL?[/blue:1fgmdymz]
I'd like a pony.
ETA: I changed my mind - I want one of those fancy golden apples.
Originally posted by featherlou[blue:1trhblyr]NO[/quote]
NO TAKEBACKS.
YOU'LL GET A PONY...AND LIKE IT MORTAL.[/blue:1trhblyr]
This guy is good.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Originally posted by Whiskey and Ryan[blue:29bv9flt]I FIXED THAT FOR YOU.[/blue:29bv9flt]
Now if you can only stop having sex with women while dressed as a farm animal...
Zues comes from a time when a god could come upon a woman, force his way onto her, and have her thank him for the wildest ride of her life. Knowing that probably you only get fucked by a walking dolphin once in life, she returns to her family secure in the knowledge that she did nothing wrong.
gimmie some of that ol' time religion
"Buddadaya...! Buddadaya...! Buddadayabuddayabuddaya...!"Originally posted by hatesfreedom
Some of Zues' greatest hits:
Don't forget he swung both ways:
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
aw yah. who else is turned on right now