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    I've had better days, but I don't care! hatesfreedom's avatar
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    Skald is always like 'holy zues!' whenever he gets surprised by the size of his penis



    i think that's what we've always said when zues comes a raping

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    this is my deep thinking period of the day when i take off my pants

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    MOON GIRL FIGHTS CRIME Myrnalene's avatar
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    wait wait there is a kitten in the thunderdome
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    I think the dome can only be improved by the addition of kittens.
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    a big hot sloppy wet kitten just slapping me in the face over and over again

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    Zues? Do you mean Zeus? Because Zues is just stupid.
    "The Turtle Moves!"

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    stupid like a fox bro

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    how come taco trucks can't deliver? they already have the truck?


    deep thought of the day #2

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    Tacos delivered to my door would be fucking sweet. But not if they were delivered by raping Zues.

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    Zues drives the gyro truck.
    "The Turtle Moves!"

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    like Gandalf in a way Nrblex's avatar
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    Damnit. I love gyros almost as much as I hate assrape.

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    I'd be alarmed if it was vice versa!
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Assrape is vice, versa.
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    you guys are so dumb, zues doesn't fuck your ass he creates holes to fuck you with that you never had. so in that respect its a lot like my x wife. ba-ching bong ching.

    thanks a lot folks i'm here all night.

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    Quote Originally posted by hatesfreedom
    Skald is always like 'holy zues!' whenever he gets surprised by the size of his penis
    is it that small?

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    hatesfreedom,
    Have I told you lately that I love you?
    Something witty and just obscure enough to make you think I'm cool.

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    Aww.. we can't say its the BBQ pit that the cat is in.. Though "Thunderdoming" the cat most definitely doesn't give a pleasant mental image either.. Whatever weird thing may come to mind.

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    Quote Originally posted by silenus
    Zues drives the gyro truck.
    Not possible. He cannot drive it, for I have Zues Zues' pedals...

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    my god, he's full of stars... OneCentStamp's avatar
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    Quote Originally posted by Count Blucher
    Quote Originally posted by silenus
    Zues drives the gyro truck.
    Not possible. He cannot drive it, for I have Zues Zues' pedals...
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    I would fucking stab any of you right now to get a gyros. Just so you know.

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    But would you stab us in the ass with your penis? That is the real question here.

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    Quote Originally posted by Nrblex
    But would you stab us in the ass with your penis? That is the real question here.
    He would do that anyway, gyros or not.
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    Can I watch it on my Gyroscope?
    This is the most beautiful place on Earth; there are many such places.

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    Are Gyroscopes what you need when you're eating delicious Gyros? Does it scope out extra white sauce?
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    Quote Originally posted by hatesfreedom
    holy zues stop it
    [blue:1fgmdymz]NO.

    ANY OTHER REQUESTS, MORTAL?
    [/blue:1fgmdymz]

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    I'd like a pony.

    ETA: I changed my mind - I want one of those fancy golden apples.

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    Quote Originally posted by featherlou
    I'd like a pony.

    ETA: I changed my mind - I want one of those fancy golden apples.
    [blue:1trhblyr]NO

    NO TAKEBACKS.

    YOU'LL GET A PONY...AND LIKE IT MORTAL.
    [/blue:1trhblyr]
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    This guy is good.
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    Quote Originally posted by Whiskey and Ryan
    This guy is God.
    [blue:29bv9flt]I FIXED THAT FOR YOU.[/blue:29bv9flt]

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    Now if you can only stop having sex with women while dressed as a farm animal...

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    Zues comes from a time when a god could come upon a woman, force his way onto her, and have her thank him for the wildest ride of her life. Knowing that probably you only get fucked by a walking dolphin once in life, she returns to her family secure in the knowledge that she did nothing wrong.

    gimmie some of that ol' time religion

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    Quote Originally posted by hatesfreedom
    gimmie some of that ol' time religion
    "Buddadaya...! Buddadaya...! Buddadayabuddayabuddaya...!"

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    Some of Zues' greatest hits:





    Don't forget he swung both ways:

    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    aw yah. who else is turned on right now

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