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    I've had better days, but I don't care! hatesfreedom's avatar
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    So earlier this week I was sitting around at work not doing anything productive when I decided to liven up the life of my (unexpected) roommate and me. I purchased two of these bad boys :



    Since you can get a free trial of Amazon Prime and then immediately cancel it, you can get free 2 day shipping on anything for a month. I sent one of the pistols to my home address, where my sexy roommate is even now deciding if she should wear flip flops or go bare foot. I sent one of the pistols to my work address, where my sexy blue eyed self is even now lovingly caressing it. Because I know only one thing for sure. At 5'oclock it is fucking on.

    I CHALLENGE YOU SEXY UNEXPECTED ROOMMATE

    <<BREAKING NEWS>>

    chat transcript :

    roommate: where's my nerf gun man?
    hatesfreedom: i dunno
    hatesfreedom: whoop shot myself in the face

    WHERE IS HER NERF GUN?


    Now you tell me what things your going to do for your very own SEXY UNEXPECTED ROOMMATE tonight

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    I have a SEXY UNEXPECTED ROOMMATE? SugarPlum's gonna be pissed...

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    No sexy roommate here either but just wanted to tell you both my son and I have that model Nerf gun and we have had some kick ass battles with them. But, just to make sure there or no hurt feelings or tears please follow these rules of engagement, well, really more of a loose guideline .

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    Well now I know why hatesfreedom is never around anymore

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    Once a few years ago my SEXY EX-GIRLFRIEND and I spend the weekend out of the state at someplace nice with a big indoor jacuzzi in the room. Since it was just her and myself alone for those days I thought it'd be fun to bring along a couple of "toys" to play with.

    For some reason she didn't appreciate the plastic water pistols I bought at CVS. C'mon!

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    Nerf gun was received, quick games were invented. Fun times were had. Mad Men is a much better show when you can shoot the annoying characters.

    Quote Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
    Well now I know why hatesfreedom is never around anymore
    She refuses to do handstands. REFUSES.

    Quote Originally posted by beebs
    For some reason she didn't appreciate the plastic water pistols I bought at CVS. C'mon!
    Why do people want so badly to be adults.

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    Your SEXY ROOMMATE would totally love it if you shot her with that while she's in the shower. Take pics to prove me right.

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    Quote Originally posted by hatesfreedom
    She refuses to do handstands. REFUSES.
    She sounds pretty selfish to me.

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    Quote Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
    Quote Originally posted by hatesfreedom
    She refuses to do handstands. REFUSES.
    She sounds pretty selfish to me.
    You're second to none Sleeps, there won't be any comparison if you judge her by the standards you exceed yourself.

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    Lets have sexy time

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    I've been really tryin', baby
    Tryin' to hold back this feelin' for so long
    And if you feel like I feel, baby
    Then come on, oh, come on
    Whoo, let's get it on

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    I'd like to take a page from the bible of Top Gun,

    You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
    And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips.
    You're trying hard not to show it, (baby).
    But baby, baby I know it...


    its time to roleplay

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    Quote Originally posted by McNutty
    I have a SEXY UNEXPECTED ROOMMATE? SugarPlum's gonna be pissed...

    Am I no longer a sexy roommate just because I am your knocked up wife?

    Also I think you are more likely to be pissed about a sexy unexpected roommate than I am. Just sayin...

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