So earlier this week I was sitting around at work not doing anything productive when I decided to liven up the life of my (unexpected) roommate and me. I purchased two of these bad boys :
Since you can get a free trial of Amazon Prime and then immediately cancel it, you can get free 2 day shipping on anything for a month. I sent one of the pistols to my home address, where my sexy roommate is even now deciding if she should wear flip flops or go bare foot. I sent one of the pistols to my work address, where my sexy blue eyed self is even now lovingly caressing it. Because I know only one thing for sure. At 5'oclock it is fucking on.
I CHALLENGE YOU SEXY UNEXPECTED ROOMMATE
<<BREAKING NEWS>>
chat transcript :
roommate: where's my nerf gun man?
hatesfreedom: i dunno
hatesfreedom: whoop shot myself in the face
WHERE IS HER NERF GUN?
Now you tell me what things your going to do for your very own SEXY UNEXPECTED ROOMMATE tonight