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    Default How do I post a picture?

    Sorry if this is a stupid question, but I didn't see it in the FAQ. I tried to post a picture in the boobs thread but it gave me an error message.

    I was using [ img] http://enxstatic.com/images/adlt/simply ... 829746.jpg [/ img] without the spaces. I made sure the Disable BBCode button was unchecked and it was but it still didn't work.

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    Nice one. It's too big, though. The maximum width and height is set to 1024. That one is 1200 pixels tall.

    It would be nice if the software gave a better indication that that's what's wrong...

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    No, I tried posting a smaller picture and that didn't work either. Glazer said new posters can't post pictures.

    [ img]http://www.google.com/intl/en_ALL/images/logo.gif[/img]

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    Works OK for me. AFFAIK there are no restrictions on new posters posting images although it has been mooted it hasn't been ratified.
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    Pageing What Exit?.
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    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    Quote Originally posted by big ben
    No, I tried posting a smaller picture and that didn't work either. Glazer said new posters can't post pictures.

    [ img]http://www.google.com/intl/en_ALL/images/logo.gif[/img]
    Out of curiosity, did you put that space in the [img] tag on purpose? Because that would also make it not work.

    (Usually, the answer would be "no, I put that in there intentionally so I could show the tag I was using without it being interpreted as a tag", but if the [img] tag doesn't work for you, that shouldn't have been necessary, right?)

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    Default Re: How do I post a picture?

    There is a minimal threshold in place before a new user can use the IMG tags. It is still in flux. This was in reaction to the Trolls that like to troll with images.

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    Default Re: How do I post a picture?

    We now have an official policy. It has been added to the FAQ.

    Why Can't I post an image?
    To minimize trolling we have a small limit of a member cannot use the IMG tags until they have 30 posts.

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    An inner writer/administrator nitpick - this reads better to me:
    Why Can't I Post An Image?
    To minimize trolling a new member cannot use the IMG tags until they have 30 posts.

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    Quote Originally posted by featherlou
    An inner writer/administrator nitpick - this reads better to me:
    Why Can't I Post An Image?
    To minimize trolling a new member cannot use the IMG tags until they have 30 posts.
    I'll consider that, but it almost implies we think all new posters are trolls.

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    I think I'm missing the point of your original FAQ then, because it doesn't make any sense to me. What does "a small limit of a member" mean?

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    Quote Originally posted by featherlou
    I think I'm missing the point of your original FAQ then, because it doesn't make any sense to me. What does "a small limit of a member" mean?
    Nope, you are correct, my entry is screwed up. I just thought your correction might give the wrong feel.

    I was trying to word it in a way that, "We're sorry to inconvenience members with low post counts, but trolls do trollish things."

    I am very open to a clean way of saying that.

    How about: To minimize trolling we have a small limit where members cannot use the IMG tags until they have 30 posts.

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    How about blaming those OTHER, nasty trolls - Because of the actions of trolls (who are not you we are quite certain) you may not post an image until you have 30 posts under your belt.


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    Quote Originally posted by featherlou
    What does "a small limit of a member" mean?
    "You have a very tiny penis."
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    and to cheerfully ignore things that bug the shit out of you.
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    Hmm, I think some people might take offense at that, too.

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    Default Re: How do I post a picture?

    Is there any explicit way to specify the dimensions of an image? I get "It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image" when trying to post this:

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...d%27Ivoire.svg

    [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/Flag_of_Cote_d%27Ivoire.svg[/img]

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    Default Re: How do I post a picture?

    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    Default Re: How do I post a picture?

    Quote Originally posted by What Exit?
    Quote Originally posted by featherlou
    An inner writer/administrator nitpick - this reads better to me:
    Why Can't I Post An Image?
    To minimize trolling a new member cannot use the IMG tags until they have 30 posts.
    I'll consider that, but it almost implies we think all new posters are trolls.
    Is it too much to ask that our nouns agree with our pronouns? Or that things be phrased positively?

    "To minimize trolling, IMG tags can be used only by members who have at least 30 posts."

    I get $75 per hour to do that IRL. I'll take either cash or credit card.
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    Quote Originally posted by parzival
    Is there any explicit way to specify the dimensions of an image? I get "It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image" when trying to post this:

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...d%27Ivoire.svg

    [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/Flag_of_Cote_d%27Ivoire.svg[/img]
    Maximum width of an image file in postings. 1024
    Maximum height of an image file in postings. 768


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