or, How to abolish timezone differences.
Here is a rough sketch of the world as it is:
Yes, it looks very nice. But look at all that wasted space! I'm sick of all these timezone differences. I'm sick of saying "good night" at 3pm, and "good morning" at midnight. So, here is my plan to rearrange the continents:
See how much better that is?
*The timezones differ by about 8 hours at their most.
*Plane rides would be cheap and easy.
*Australia and New Zealand, the worlds oldest foes, will be separated.
*Great Britain and Europe are separated.
*The Middle East is tucked out of the way.
*Greenland is gone, but it could be brought back by popular demand.
*No matter how hard they try, Madagascar will be less able to quarantine themselves.
*If we get rid of the seasonal tilt as well, the weather will become much more homogeneous too.
Who is with me? We need to share the daylight at the same time. Timezones aren't fair - I will have slept of my hungover by the time you take your first TGIF drink. Will a few explosives and at least 3 Kryptonians, we can do this by...
Anyone? Hello?
Oh that's right - North America is asleep right now. Foiled again - damn you, globe!