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    Default Please welcome new poster - Jagman

    Everyone, Jagman is a friend of mine from highschool - a real brain type, clever and funny. In short, the perfect Domer. Let's make him welcome, everybody - he will be along shortly to introduce himself.
    Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.

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    And handsome. Tactful. Doesn't make many splling erurs.

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    Welcome to Domebo Jagman. Nune of us evar make spelling erorrs ithier.

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    Welcome aboard!
    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

    find me at Goodreads

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    Has anybody told you about the initiation fee?

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    Hi there Jagman.

    Before you start, there's no running in the halls if you are carrying a sharp object, unless you are in Room 101... then it is compulsory. Or you can walk and wave the sharp object vigorously.

    Rule #2 - there are no rules in The Thunderdome... except for the ones arbitrarily, but sometimes unanimously declared by those ebil, freedom-destroying mods.
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Welcome, Jagman.
    I'm not good at the advice. Can I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?

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    If they offer you cake, it's just filthy, dirty lies. There is no cake!!! However the sensual massages are amazing.
    This tastes like the circus smells.

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    Welcome!

    Make sure your address is on file so you can get your free ferret.

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    Lord, nobody wants the free ferret. Smelly, unwashed, evil-tempered ferrets. Where was I again? Oh yeah, welcome.

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    Quote Originally posted by featherlou
    Lord, nobody wants the free ferret. Smelly, unwashed, evil-tempered ferrets. Where was I again? Oh yeah, welcome.
    You'll have to excuse featherlou she's a canadian.

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    Welcome!

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    Oh yes, you're going to need a Snoopy avatar, too - it's all the rage this year.

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    All the cool kids have a Snoopy avatar.
    I'm not good at the advice. Can I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?

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    Welcome aboard, Jagman. I talked to you and AllWalker this morning and you seem like a decent chap. You'll fit in just fine here.

    BTW, ignore the ferret.
    There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches. -- Ray Bradbury's "Coda"

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    Welcome!

    Ignore the ferret...at your peril!
    Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have been one. A moment. In childhood. When it first occurred to you that you don't go on forever. Must have been shattering. Stamped into one's memory. And yet, I can't remember it.

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    Welcome to the funny farm. I would like to take this opportunity to categorically deny that Jagman is my sock. I hope this clears up all the confusion.

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    FYI: I have the sexy niche all locked up, so you may want to play to some other schtick.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    So like, looking back now, can we get our presents back?
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    I didn't greet him. It's all my fault.

    Return, Jagman? Please?
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Sorry about that guys, I really hoped he would stick around. He's done the internet chat scene before, but now he goes through bouts of dropping off the face of the earth.

    I'll see if I can twist his arm into coming back, but don't hold your breath.
    Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.

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    I won't hold my breath, but do let him know he's still welcome here.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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