Hugh Hefner is shopping the PLayboy Empire. Market price is US$100M, he is asking for $300M. He owns 70% of the stock.
OK, I will put $20,000 into the deal. Who's with me on this?
Hugh Hefner is shopping the PLayboy Empire. Market price is US$100M, he is asking for $300M. He owns 70% of the stock.
OK, I will put $20,000 into the deal. Who's with me on this?
Just assume that everything I say is sarcastic.
Hmmm......does the mansion come in the deal? I mean I'm not throwing Hef out onto the street, no way.
Either way, 'scuse me while I go buy a powerball ticket.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Yes the Mansion is home of a lot of production facilities. The next-door mansion Hef kept for his ex- is not part of the deal. It was sold last year.
Just assume that everything I say is sarcastic.
Like many other assets these days, the asking price is grossly out of line with the actual value of the property. Hef is asking $300 million for a company whose current market valuation is only $100 million.
When your share price is $2.87, you don't successfully "market" your company for sale by saying that you'll take $8.50.
That being said, if I win the Powerball tonight, I'd be in a position to pony up roughly $40 million of that $100 million real price. With a 40% ownership, I think I can spend a lot of time in the mansion, and even though I'm a fat old hairy bald man, I can probably get a lot of tail.
And frankly, I honestly wouldn't give a shit if I made my money back on it. I'm not interested in the game of accumulating as much money as possible. I only want enough to live comfortably before I die.
Oh, and henceforth, we would no longer have plastic blondes being over 90% of the playmates. Real tits, real faces, please.
I reserve the right to be bothered by things that don't faze you,
and to cheerfully ignore things that bug the shit out of you.
I am not you.
How much for Crystal McCahill?
No cage, thank you. I'm a human being.