Deviled Eggs are Gross

[Oliveloaf]

Anyone with me?

I can't say why, I just find the suckers repulsive.

I expect to see a lot of the little bastards this weekend.

[Cluricaun]

You're off your fucking rocker man. Deviled Eggs are the sheeit. Maybe you've never had really good ones. Silenus has a recipe that spins heads around.

[What Exit?]

I love those little cholesterol bombs. Tasty little treat. They should off course have a little Hungarian paprika on them for taste and color.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

I wish I had some right now.

[BiblioCat]

Deviled eggs are great.

[Orual]

I dislike hard-boiled eggs.

Mucking about with the yokes does little to improve them, IMO.

[SmartAleq]

Sorry, can't help ya, Sundance! I have to be forcibly restrained around those fuckers 'cuz I'll just mau them ALL down, elbowing others in tender places to keep them away from MY tasty morsels.

[dread pirate jimbo]

As I dislike eggs in all their myriad forms, I'm going to enthusiastically agree with Oliveloaf that the devilled variety are gross. Blecch.

[tunaman]

I'm not a big fan of deviled eggs, but I'm in the midst of a "hard boiled egg Renaissance", for some reason. They're just... tasty!

[Eleanor of Aquitaine]

On holidays my mom makes a big platter of deviled eggs. Ever since we were kids she has included a few plain empty half-eggs for myself and my siblings, because we don't eat the yellow part. Seems a bit ridiculous now that we're all in our 30's. But we still don't eat the yellow part.

[Oliveloaf]

On holidays my mom makes a big platter of deviled eggs. Ever since we were kids she has included a few plain empty half-eggs for myself and my siblings, because we don't eat the yellow part. Seems a bit ridiculous now that we're all in our 30's. But we still don't eat the yellow part.

I know why you don't eat the yellow part. Because it's gross!

[BiblioCat]

On holidays my mom makes a big platter of deviled eggs. Ever since we were kids she has included a few plain empty half-eggs for myself and my siblings, because we don't eat the yellow part. Seems a bit ridiculous now that we're all in our 30's. But we still don't eat the yellow part.

When my kids were little, they didn't like the yolks, either, and whoever was making the deviled eggs would always include a few plain, scooped out egg halves for them.
The yellow part is the good part!

[silenus]

The Devil's Own Deviled Eggs

Ditch the yolks entirely and fill the whites with a mixture of baby shimp and grated horseradish.

[featherlou]

Deviled eggs are heavenly. Dread Pirate Jimbo only thinks he doesn't eat eggs - I do all the cooking around here. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Zsofia]

Deviled eggs are AWESOME. When I get to be a grown up lady I'm going to have a plate that's just for deviled eggs with a little china cradle for each dear little egg butt.

[Cluricaun]

Deviled eggs are AWESOME. When I get to be a grown up lady I'm going to have a plate that's just for deviled eggs with a little china cradle for each dear little egg butt.

We have two of these. One's just tupperware though.

You know what else I like? Deviled Egg Salad. Nom nom nom.

[BiblioCat]

Deviled eggs are AWESOME. When I get to be a grown up lady I'm going to have a plate that's just for deviled eggs with a little china cradle for each dear little egg butt.

I have one of those. My sister has one that's a Tuppeware container with two trays and a lid! It holds two dozen.

[silenus]

The only problem I've had with those trays is that deviled eggs are the slipperiest food known to Man, and even with the indentations they slide around too much. I just line a plastic cake box with crumples Saran Wrap instead. Neat, tidy and easy to clean.

[Zsofia]

But then you have your egg tray sitting in your china cabinet with absolutely nothing to use it for. Seriously, has it any other purpose?

[Cluricaun]

You can put your ba....never mind.

[pulykamell]

Haven't had them in ages, but deviled eggs are one of the few instances where I could tolerate hard-boiled eggs. But they've got to have the yolk mixed into the filling. The yolk's the best part of the egg, after all.

[dread pirate jimbo]

Deviled eggs are heavenly. Dread Pirate Jimbo only thinks he doesn't eat eggs - I do all the cooking around here. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I know there's eggs in stuff. I just don't like eggs in their natural state. Mix 'em into chocolate cake or whatever, just don't feed me eggs or I might spew everywhere. Bleah.

[Oliveloaf]

I am amused, and for no good reason, by the current proximity on the general topics page of the Do You Shave Your Pubes? thread, and the Deviled Eggs are Gross thread.

For maximum comedic effect, we should bribe a mod to merge the two.

[eleanorigby]

I hate them too, but I hate anything made with mayonnaise.

[BiblioCat]

For maximum comedic effect, we should bribe a mod to merge the two.

I can be bribed for large amounts of cash and shiney baubles.

[chacoguy]

Deviled Eggs=Food from Satan.

Nuff said.

[Oliveloaf]

Deviled Eggs=Food from Satan.

Nuff said.

See?

[BiblioCat]

No, food from Satan is sauerkraut (the Devil's pubic hair) and Miracle Whip (the Devil's semen).

[Tuckerfan]

1.) They're divine
2.) You probably hate buckeyes too
3.) Deviled eggs
4.) There is no 4

[silenus]

For an interesting twist, try dusting your deviled eggs with chipotle powder or smoked paprika instead of regular paprika.

[Hatshepsut]

I sometimes make "deviled" eggs that aren't really deviled - instead of mustard I use homemade pesto with basil from my garden, or homemade papaya chutney.

Genuine deviled eggs with spicy mustard are good too, though.

[freckafree]

No, food from Satan is sauerkraut (the Devil's pubic hair) and Miracle Whip (the Devil's semen).

I love you, BiblioCat.

[freckafree]

Sorry for the consecutive posts. I'm slooooooooow.

A. If you're planning to do anything with hard boiled eggs this weekend, please join me in trying .

B. Great egg-filling technique. When you get your yolks and stuff all mashed up, scoop the mixture into a small zip lock bag. Snip off one corner (make a much smaller snip than you think you'll need), and use it like a pastry bag to sploot the filling into the eggs.

[Hatshepsut]

Sorry for the consecutive posts. I'm slooooooooow.

A. If you're planning to do anything with hard boiled eggs this weekend, please join me in trying .

I read the title of that YouTube video as "How to Peel Hard-Boiled Eggs Without Peeing."

And I will definitely have to try it this weekend.

[eleanorigby]

I thought that deviled eggs were made with mayonnaise? Even if they're made with mustard, I still don't like them.

I love Buckeyes, both the nut and the candy confection. Heavenly.

[BiblioCat]

No, food from Satan is sauerkraut (the Devil's pubic hair) and Miracle Whip (the Devil's semen).

I love you, BiblioCat.

[OneCentStamp]

2.) You probably hate buckeyes too

Ban.

[silenus]

I think that's what I'm making for Memorial Day: deviled eggs, bratwurst, sauerkraut and beer. Just a warning to those nearby, and anyone who notices an increase in seismic activity in SoCal this weekend.

[Cluricaun]

I think that's what I'm making for Memorial Day: deviled eggs, bratwurst, sauerkraut and beer. Just a warning to those nearby, and anyone who notices an increase in seismic activity in SoCal this weekend.

I think that the state of Wisconsin offsets the west cost holiday seismic activity by consuming this diet on a daily basis.

[Oliveloaf]

I think that's what I'm making for Memorial Day: deviled eggs, bratwurst, sauerkraut and beer. Just a warning to those nearby, and anyone who notices an increase in seismic activity in SoCal this weekend.

Holy crap. Through in a couple of radishes and you can turn the state into a Super Fund site.

[dread pirate jimbo]

I can be bribed for large amounts of cash and shiney baubles.

Ooh! Now that's some valuable information I might be able to use in the future for my own diabolical purposes! Mwa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

[OneCentStamp]

I think that's what I'm making for Memorial Day: deviled eggs, bratwurst, sauerkraut and beer. Just a warning to those nearby, and anyone who notices an increase in seismic activity in SoCal this weekend.

Holy crap. Through in a couple of radishes and you can turn the state into a Super Fund site.

Yeah, but where's dessert? Allow me to offer you these slightly unripe bananas... :smile:

[Oliveloaf]

I think that's what I'm making for Memorial Day: deviled eggs, bratwurst, sauerkraut and beer. Just a warning to those nearby, and anyone who notices an increase in seismic activity in SoCal this weekend.

Holy crap. Through in a couple of radishes and you can turn the state into a Super Fund site.

Yeah, but where's dessert? Allow me to offer you these slightly unripe bananas... :smile:

You are Satan's own Chemist.

I bow before you.

[silenus]

I just wish I had some home brew to serve with the brats. That would make me one of the world's emerging nuclear powers!

[Oliveloaf]

Texture wise, deviled eggs would be a great thing to hide in people's shoes.

[Hockey Monkey]

Deviled eggs are just about the best food on earth. If they are made right. Meaning MY deviled eggs are just about the best food on earth. Nobody else knows how to make them.

[puppygod]

No, food from Satan is sauerkraut (the Devil's pubic hair) and Miracle Whip (the Devil's semen).

That's not true. I know for a fact that Miracle Whip is not a food. From Satan or otherwise.

[Cartooniverse]

No, food from Satan is sauerkraut (the Devil's pubic hair) and Miracle Whip (the Devil's semen).

Not for nothing, but someone named Oliveloaf is going off on Deviled Eggs?? :dub:

BiblioCat, I am inspired. Will cross-link in a moment.

Threat inspired by quote above.

Cartooniverse

[Oliveloaf]

Speaking of gross appetizers.

I had a girl friend who's mom used to make bacon-wrapped water chestnuts that she served simmering in a crock pot full of BBQ sauce.

Sweet Jesus, these were good.

So, when I was at a wedding with the g-friend and her family, and saw something similar being served, I was all over it.

Surprise, the water chestnut was replaced by liver. damn. Gross.

I haven't eating meat in 20 years now, but the smell of liver still makes we dry heave.

[Guizmeaux]

Holy God there's even a website dedicated to the little buggers.

Sweet.

Also: Hell yeah!