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    Quote Originally posted by leander
    This is why people make fun of us.

    This is not funny or clever or witty. It is just dumb. Please stop.

    Thank you.
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    Quote Originally posted by WhyNot
    Quote Originally posted by Scissorjack

    You missed The Cunt Of Monte Cristo.

    Update: Which is apparently a real porn title. I'm in the wrong job.
    I'm not looking it up, but I bet Cuntact is, too. Mmmm...alien contact porn!
    Or hot astrophysicist porn...

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    It's obvious that leander was delivering a helpful cuntful of irony by channeling Ed Zotti into this thread with that post.

    Oh !! The irony, it burns. It chafes. It is the u.t.i. of ironies.



    Baldwin wrote : When I was still on SDMB, during all the mishigas, I told Ed, "You have added the word 'cuntlapper' to my vocabulary. Thanks to your obsession, I can no longer see your name without thinking the word 'cunt', nor see the word 'cunt' without thinking of you. This is your legacy."

    (Or something close to that.)
    Did he reply?

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    It's like the Special Olympics of wit around here.
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    You tell 'em, leander. You are a bright, shining star.

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    That would barely merit a bronze, Jeff
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    I think you were more entertaining when I had you on ignore.

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    Aw, don't be butthurt. You can probably still qualify.
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    Quote Originally posted by leander
    It's like the Special Olympics of wit around here.
    Yes, well if you want to be in our relay team, just realise that nobody wants to take the baton off you when you've been rubbing it up and down your arse-crack!
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    Ok, that was pretty good. I'll give it a silver.
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    My delivery let me down again, didn't it?

    Just tell me, I can take it - useful criticism is a good thing!
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    I just think we need a little bit more to get to GOLD. We can't just give it away to any old retard, now can we?
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    Default Re: Let's talk about the "C" word! And lappers! And waffles!

    Less of the "old", dick-weasel. Age is just a state of mind!
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    Agreed. I just turned 37 this week, so I'm with you on the "state of mind"

    (But I still need more wit for a GOLD medal)
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    * ivan stands confidently at the start line. stretches his lean, muscular physique and gazes intently at leander.

    pointing at the crowd, he raises his arms above his head and brings his hands together once; twice... the crowd joins in *

    clap.clap.clap.clap.
    clap.clap.clap.clap.
    Clap.Clap.Clap.Clap.
    Clap.Clap.Clap.Clap.

    "Ya! Boo! Fuck off, big nose!"
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    I'm afraid we're back to bronze.
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    Default Re: Let's talk about the "C" word! And lappers! And waffles!

    Quote Originally posted by leander
    I'm afraid we're back to bronze.
    So, I get a Silver medal for greasy batons and butt-cheeks, but "Fuck you, big nose!" gets a Bronze?

    Scandalous judging!
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    It's the Eastern Bloc judges - bastards.

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    Default Re: Let's talk about the "C" word! And lappers! And waffles!

    Quote Originally posted by danceswithcats
    Cunt, cunt, Cunt of the Jungle
    strong as she can be
    Ahh-Eee-Ahh-Eee-Ahh-Eee-Ahh
    Watch out for Ed Zeeeee!
    This is why people make fun of us.

    "Strong" needs to be capitalized at the start of the second line.

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    Default Re: Let's talk about the "C" word! And lappers! And waffles!

    I forgot to mention, a friend of mine and I back in grade five came up with the word cuntslosh (which produces a whopping 120 Google hits) as a general insult. I always liked that one.
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    Ever since the whole "cunt" flap started, the phrase "cunt biscuit" popped into my head and has refused to leave.
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    Heh, you said "cuntflap!"
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    Default Re: Let's talk about the "C" word! And lappers! And waffles!

    Damn you SmartAleq, I was going to post almost exactly that, but my 11-year-old son came up behind me just as I put the cursor in the reply box, and I do not want to be known as "the mom who types 'cuntflap' in front of her 11-year-old son."

    He's left for school now. Cuntflap cuntflap cuntflap.

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    Default Re: Let's talk about the "C" word! And lappers! And waffles!

    Looking at the thread title, I wonder if anyone has ever Photoshopped a restaurant picture such that it reads 'CUNTHOUSE' instead of WAFFLEHOUSE.

    That would be the place to go at 0300 for an order of hot cuntbiscuits with gravy, and a large strawberry cuntslosh.
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    Quote Originally posted by danceswithcats
    Looking at the thread title, I wonder if anyone has ever Photoshopped a restaurant picture such that it reads 'CUNTHOUSE' instead of WAFFLEHOUSE.

    That would be the place to go at 0300 for an order of hot cuntbiscuits with gravy, and a large strawberry cuntslosh.
    Well, now you've gone and given them the idea. I bet there's a thread in TDR within a day.
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    Quote Originally posted by CairoCarol
    Damn you SmartAleq, I was going to post almost exactly that, but my 11-year-old son came up behind me just as I put the cursor in the reply box, and I do not want to be known as "the mom who types 'cuntflap' in front of her 11-year-old son."
    ...But, think of your street cred.... :wink:
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    Quote Originally posted by danceswithcats
    and a large strawberry cuntslosh.
    Jesus. It just had to be strawberry, didn't it?

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    Quote Originally posted by McNutty
    Quote Originally posted by danceswithcats
    and a large strawberry cuntslosh.
    Jesus. It just had to be strawberry, didn't it?
    Well, this candybar is made with banana cuntnougat. Would you like some?
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    Default Re: Let's talk about the "C" word! And lappers! And waffles!

    Quote Originally posted by McNutty
    Quote Originally posted by danceswithcats
    and a large strawberry cuntslosh.
    Jesus. It just had to be strawberry, didn't it?
    Cherry seems like a good candidate as well.

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    Cherry Cuntslush can defo be in my band.
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    This is still 5th grade stupid. Can't any of you retards come up with something clever enough for the Dumbo Special Olympics.
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    Default Re: Let's talk about the "C" word! And lappers! And waffles!

    The trouble is, you've set the witty repartee bar so fucking high, we're all intimidated by your prowess.

    Instead of The Dumbo Special Olympics, can we just have a slightly less competitive Dumbo Sports Day?
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    But Dumbo Sports Day is pretty much every day here, isn't it?
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    Default Re: Let's talk about the "C" word! And lappers! And waffles!

    Can I get a ribbon for participating?

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    HAW HAW YOU'RE CALLED DUMBOS GET IT?? U R PWNED

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    But I don't feel pwned.

    Come to think of it, I haven't visited the melonheads in awhile.

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    Well, that was 10 minutes I'll never get back.

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    Quote Originally posted by CairoCarol
    Quote Originally posted by McNutty
    Quote Originally posted by danceswithcats
    and a large strawberry cuntslosh.
    Jesus. It just had to be strawberry, didn't it?
    Cherry seems like a good candidate as well.
    Cherry is a great flavor of syrup for your hot cuntwaffles at International House of Cunt.
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