Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Cunt Sandy!Originally posted by leander
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Cunt Sandy!Originally posted by leander
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
Or hot astrophysicist porn...Originally posted by WhyNot
It's obvious that leander was delivering a helpful cuntful of irony by channeling Ed Zotti into this thread with that post.
Oh !! The irony, it burns. It chafes. It is the u.t.i. of ironies.
Did he reply?Baldwin wrote : When I was still on SDMB, during all the mishigas, I told Ed, "You have added the word 'cuntlapper' to my vocabulary. Thanks to your obsession, I can no longer see your name without thinking the word 'cunt', nor see the word 'cunt' without thinking of you. This is your legacy."
(Or something close to that.)
Cuntooniverse
If you want to kiss the sky, you'd better learn how to kneel.
It's like the Special Olympics of wit around here.
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
You tell 'em, leander. You are a bright, shining star.
That would barely merit a bronze, Jeff
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
I think you were more entertaining when I had you on ignore.
Aw, don't be butthurt. You can probably still qualify.
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
Yes, well if you want to be in our relay team, just realise that nobody wants to take the baton off you when you've been rubbing it up and down your arse-crack!Originally posted by leander
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Ok, that was pretty good. I'll give it a silver.
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
My delivery let me down again, didn't it?
Just tell me, I can take it - useful criticism is a good thing!
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
I just think we need a little bit more to get to GOLD. We can't just give it away to any old retard, now can we?
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
Less of the "old", dick-weasel. Age is just a state of mind!
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Agreed. I just turned 37 this week, so I'm with you on the "state of mind"
(But I still need more wit for a GOLD medal)
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
* ivan stands confidently at the start line. stretches his lean, muscular physique and gazes intently at leander.
pointing at the crowd, he raises his arms above his head and brings his hands together once; twice... the crowd joins in *
clap.clap.clap.clap.
clap.clap.clap.clap.
Clap.Clap.Clap.Clap.
Clap.Clap.Clap.Clap.
"Ya! Boo! Fuck off, big nose!"
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
I'm afraid we're back to bronze.
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
So, I get a Silver medal for greasy batons and butt-cheeks, but "Fuck you, big nose!" gets a Bronze?Originally posted by leander
Scandalous judging!
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
It's the Eastern Bloc judges - bastards.
This is why people make fun of us.Originally posted by danceswithcats
"Strong" needs to be capitalized at the start of the second line.
Thank you.
Hell is other people.
I forgot to mention, a friend of mine and I back in grade five came up with the word cuntslosh (which produces a whopping 120 Google hits) as a general insult. I always liked that one.
Hell is other people.
Ever since the whole "cunt" flap started, the phrase "cunt biscuit" popped into my head and has refused to leave.
Proud member of the '09 Phanters! K.I.L.L. S.M.U.R.F.S.
Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blowjob? You are now. "To be second in space is to be second in everything," LBJ
Heh, you said "cuntflap!"
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
Damn you SmartAleq, I was going to post almost exactly that, but my 11-year-old son came up behind me just as I put the cursor in the reply box, and I do not want to be known as "the mom who types 'cuntflap' in front of her 11-year-old son."
He's left for school now. Cuntflap cuntflap cuntflap.
Looking at the thread title, I wonder if anyone has ever Photoshopped a restaurant picture such that it reads 'CUNTHOUSE' instead of WAFFLEHOUSE.
That would be the place to go at 0300 for an order of hot cuntbiscuits with gravy, and a large strawberry cuntslosh.
Opportunity is missed by most people, because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Thomas Edison
Well, now you've gone and given them the idea. I bet there's a thread in TDR within a day.Originally posted by danceswithcats
I'm not good at the advice. Can I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?
...But, think of your street cred.... :wink:Originally posted by CairoCarol
This is the most beautiful place on Earth; there are many such places.
Jesus. It just had to be strawberry, didn't it?Originally posted by danceswithcats
Well, this candybar is made with banana cuntnougat. Would you like some?Originally posted by McNutty
Proud member of the '09 Phanters! K.I.L.L. S.M.U.R.F.S.
Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blowjob? You are now. "To be second in space is to be second in everything," LBJ
Cherry seems like a good candidate as well.Originally posted by McNutty
Cherry Cuntslush can defo be in my band.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
This is still 5th grade stupid. Can't any of you retards come up with something clever enough for the Dumbo Special Olympics.
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
The trouble is, you've set the witty repartee bar so fucking high, we're all intimidated by your prowess.
Instead of The Dumbo Special Olympics, can we just have a slightly less competitive Dumbo Sports Day?
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
But Dumbo Sports Day is pretty much every day here, isn't it?
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
Can I get a ribbon for participating?
HAW HAW YOU'RE CALLED DUMBOS GET IT?? U R PWNED
But I don't feel pwned.
Come to think of it, I haven't visited the melonheads in awhile.
Well, that was 10 minutes I'll never get back.
Cherry is a great flavor of syrup for your hot cuntwaffles at International House of Cunt.Originally posted by CairoCarol
Opportunity is missed by most people, because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Thomas Edison