Like so many of us, I really hadn't spent much time thinking about the word "cunt" until EZ in his infinite wisdom helped me to learn that it can be combined with other words like "lapper" and "waffle" to create new and exciting action words or confections.
Now, I just can't seem to get the word out of my mind. What other engaging cunt-combo words are out there, I wonder? Would it be possible to come up with an instantly meaningful term that gets no hits on Google?
Speaking of which, a little quick research reveals that the terms "cuntlapper" and "cuntwaffle" are fairly obscure, although one has to wonder if their usage will blossom in the future, thanks to their recent notoriety in some parts of the net. But for now, "cuntlapper" produces a mere 36,600 hits on Google, which is pretty slim pickings compared to most terms. As for "cuntwaffle"? Just 1420 hits!
I constantly find myself trying to come up with unique and colorful cunt words with zero Google hits, but I'm not doing too well. Here's some of my rather pathetic efforts:
cuntnoodle (397 hits)
Perhaps other Domers could improve upon my efforts?
Also, I see the word "cunt" sometimes where no cunt is intended. For example, every Saturday my family goes to a favorite restaurant and my husband always orders the "meatlover's special." And I think to myself "boy, it sure would be funny if that were changed to 'cuntlover's special.'"
Obviously, I am a very sick person. Thanks a lot, Ed.