There you are! < holds out Long Island Iced Tea and a straw >Originally posted by jali
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There you are! < holds out Long Island Iced Tea and a straw >
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
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Oh, what a shame! It would appear that nobody's car will start. Funny how they all seem to be missing a vital piece of the ignition. What? This? Oh, it's just a big sack of random car parts I happen to carry around with me. I'd be happy to barter them off, say for a beer or three.
For the record, my drinking habits are as follows:
1 drink - happy happy joy joy, I love everybody!
2 drinks - all food is finger food, all men should brace themselves, as hurricane phouka is comin' to town!
3 drinks - I fall asleep on someone and drool on them
4 drinks - I vote Republican, yell at those whippersnappers to get off my lawn, and complain the music's too loud.
I would totally buy a beer for WhyNot, Libertarian, and Skald the Rhymer.
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If you see a panther crouch, prepare to say "ouch!".
Better yet, if called by a panther, don't anther.
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Because it seems appropriate right about now, here is Dan Jenkins' 10 Stages of Drunkenness:
1. Witty and Charming
2. Rich and Powerful
3. Benevolent
4. Clairvoyant
5. Fuck Dinner
6. Patriotic
7. Crank up the Enola Gay
8. Witty and Charming, Part II
9. Invisible
10. Bulletproof
"The Turtle Moves!"
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FTR, I don't care if you mention people you don't want to drink with. As long as the thread doesn't (further) devolve into how much certain posters suck. (IE: "I wouldn't want to drink with that pepperlandgirl. She's such a stick in the mud." "I concur. Man, she sucks." "Speaking of sucks, she should change her name to sucklandgirl." "That sounds like a porn." "It does sound like a porn. Mmmmmporn. Who would you like to watch a porn with?" "I'll tell you who I don't want to watch porn with! pepperlandgirl." Um...well, you get the point).
Also, I'm lazy folks. Don't make me have to split this thread to separate the beer-discussion from the whores!
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I'd have a beer with sucklandgirl.
I'm torn between Cluricaun, jali and OneCentStamp. peekercpa would be high on the list, but I'm worried it would be like trying to have a conversation with four demented people in six languages.
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On reflection, I have decided I would like to buy every single Domer all the beers you can drink in Bali.
However, there is one important condition: if anyone tries to lock arms, sway, and sing Kum Bah Ya, you will be asked to leave.
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How do you feel about show tunes?
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On your way back from CairoCarol's you are all welcome to join me here .Sing all you like, chances are no-one will notice!
"We don't need to all lose glitter privileges because one kid makes a sparkly penis on the carpeting." - Excalibur
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When I first read the title, I thought, "Hey, I'd have a beer with that World War I poster with Uncle Sam pointing, saying 'I want you for the U.S. Army!'"
Holy crap, do I need coffee.:
But it goes without saying that I'd buy one for Santo Rugger. I'd also buy a round for silenius, Worm the Red, MsRobyn, Anaamika, EJsGirl, Tuckerfan, Crafter_Man, Paul in Qatar, GingerOfTheNorth, Bear_Nenno, Queen Tonya, Una Persson, Hal Briston, Ronald Reagan, the 1994-1995 New Jersey Devils, and maybe a handful of others.
Tripler
No beer for me, please. I'll have a Tim Horton's double-double.
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Depends. How do you feel about my enthusiastic, off-key singing?How do you feel about show tunes?
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Sounds good! Can I crash on your sofa?
I'm not good at the advice. Can I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?
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You know they put crack in that, right?
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I too would like to join you in the hammocks, CairoCarol. It sounds lovely. Can we have cabana boys gently fanning us with palm leaves, too?
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Do some of you not always have cabana boys gently fanning you?
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Sounds like CairoCarol is gonna need a lot more hammocks...
I'm not good at the advice. Can I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?
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Now I have a mind picture of a whole bunch of hammocks with a Domer in each one, fruit drink in one hand, laptop computer in the other, getting gently fanned by cabana boys and typing away...
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*gasp*
featherlou's had a vision of Heaven, everybody!
Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have been one. A moment. In childhood. When it first occurred to you that you don't go on forever. Must have been shattering. Stamped into one's memory. And yet, I can't remember it.
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I think that is how I am ALWAYS going to picture Domebo now! Heaven indeed.
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You can, or Featherlou could bring her hammocks...Sounds good! Can I crash on your sofa?
"We don't need to all lose glitter privileges because one kid makes a sparkly penis on the carpeting." - Excalibur
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Well, if we bring the hammocks from CairoCarol's, we'll still be leaving behind the young cabana boys. I hope you have some nice Italian men to bring us drinks and fan us.
I'm not good at the advice. Can I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?
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Off the top of my head...
CRSP, Cluricaun, Santo Rugger, Excalibur, Lucifer, Myrnalene, Tuckerfan, Johnny, hatesfreedom, Cervaise. These are all people I've thought I would probably get along with in real life.
I'm sure I've left quite a few out...
ETA: oh, and obviously whynot
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Enough for a couple each...
"We don't need to all lose glitter privileges because one kid makes a sparkly penis on the carpeting." - Excalibur
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I wouldn't mind sharing a beer with you. Heck, I'd kick in for the keg and have all y'all over.Glad to see I wasn't the only one to come in here just to see if anybody wants to drink with her.(Answer: evidently not. Fine. More for me.)
There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches. -- Ray Bradbury's "Coda"
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I'd love to meet with everyone in the writing threads for a beer as a priority, but you know, I'd be meeting up with the rest of you the morning after the SUV / robbery / prozzies and blow for the 'hair of the dog' and debrief (apparently there are cabana boys and hammocks?).
I'll be the one taking notes.
I got a mention in What Exit's 'phone book of members'! Whee, that's a first!
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Doctor Who
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I suspect that Excalibur is a crazy chatty talks-too-loud drunk.
If I am drunk too, that's fun.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
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Yes, there are. Please join us!
I'm not good at the advice. Can I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?
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Done!
Buck's Fizz is a rather pleasant way of clearing the head.
And a full English fry up.
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Doctor Who
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Clurican, because his posts are always smart, insightful, and humorous.
hatesfreedom, because he makes me laugh like no one else on this board.
featherlou, because she and I see eye-to-eye on almost everything and I think it would be some fantastic conversation.
Sleeps w/Butterflies, because, well, she's hella cute.
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I'd have a beer with any of you guys, or better still, a Gin and Tonic; of course then we'd have to go downstream. What goes on in the canyon, stays in the canyon. (Vegas stole our motto.)
This is the most beautiful place on Earth; there are many such places.
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Well, either that or boring as hell, with all the agreeing and everything.
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Oh, I want some Gin and Brandy,
where the glass is pretty handy.
I try to walk a straight line,
on sour mash and cheep Wine.
So drop in for a drink boys,
'cause we're gonna make a big noise.
Don't worry 'bout tomorrow, just take it today.
Forget about the chit, we've got hell to pay.
Have a drink on me !
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This thread has given me a bizarre yet wonderful fantasy, in which a Howard-Hughs-like multibillionaire dies and leaves all his cash to the domebo community, with the instructions that we must spend it selfishly (no donating it to charity or anything like that - he'll match whatever we spend on good causes himself) on meeting in various vacation paradises around the world and drinking together. All expenses paid! Domers who cannot come to at least one of our get-togethers (for practical reasons other than finances, since the money end of things is going to be totally covered) will receive cases of their favorite spirits from around the world, whether this means fresh-flown beer from micro-breweries around the world, fine Aussie wine, well-aged Irish whiskey, or whatever.
We had better start planning, that eccentric billionaire might really be out there.
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I've actually drunk beer with a couple of people in this thread (although, I recall that Sublight once implied that I'd led him down a dangerous path...).
I like the idea of the billionaire benefactor leaving us a drinking-gathering-budget. I love travel anyway, so that would suit me just fine. Perhaps I'll see if I can get one of my Saturday-night girls to marry an aging multi-bazillion-aire, and set it up.
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Well, some of those streets in Roppongi were pretty iffy...
But no, any paths I went down were traveled quite eagerly on my part. In fact, I recall going off on side trips on my own more than once.
No cage, thank you. I'm a human being.
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Well, I wasn't going to get into any details, but it was that habit that I started (re-started?) that I was hinting at.
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Likewise! Even after photographic evidence of my beer holding boobies!Glad to see I wasn't the only one to come in here just to see if anybody wants to drink with her.
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Where was this evidence?
I reserve the right to be bothered by things that don't faze you,
and to cheerfully ignore things that bug the shit out of you.
I am not you.
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[minor hijack]Your post reminded me of a dear friend who passed on some years ago at the ripe old age of 92. He was beloved by everyone at the firehouse, as he was like our own personal George Burns, complete with felt hat and stogie. When Jack died, according to his will, a buffet catered dinner with cold keg was supplied to the members, and we gathered with his family to talk about our memories of the old fellow and hoist a few cold ones.[/minor hijack]
Opportunity is missed by most people, because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Thomas Edison
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In the Drunk Pictures thread. Where else?
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Me too. That guy's awesome.Hehehe.
Dude, the only thing I distinctly remember about you, pre-DoMeBo, is the "How would you do in a bar fight?" thread you started on SDMB. Speaking of which, I wish pravnik had joined us here...
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Hahaha! What up Pravnik?
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
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Pravnik! Nice to see you here. :smile:
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Thanks, nice to see you guys too.
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