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    I don't get to the movie theater often, but if this ever actually gets released dammit I'm going! This has awesome written ALL over it.

    And I'm taking my wife, even if I have to bonk her over the head and carry her (she hasn't trusted me since I dragged her into Ang Lee's Hulk a couple of years ago...).
    Anything is possible if you use enough lubricant.

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    Count me out if they need a referee.

    I wonder what will happen in this movie then - will it be 80 mins of them chasing each other about in the murky depths of the ocean, and then a 10 minute scrap to the death? My money's on the octopus, if so.
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    I'd definitely rent it. A movie like that demands chemical alteration to get the maximum of enjotment.

    $5 on the shark.
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    Wow. The only way that could be cornier (i.e. more awesome) is if it featured Samuel L. Jackson, hollering about how motherfuckin' tired he is of the titular creatures.
    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

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    Quote Originally posted by OneCentStamp
    Wow. The only way that could be cornier (i.e. more awesome) is if it featured Samuel L. Jackson, hollering about how motherfuckin' tired he is of the titular creatures.
    Huh huh... you said "tit"!
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    That is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

    I mean, the shark [spoiler:15frw8zj]EATS THE GOLDEN GATE FREAKING BRIDGE!!![/spoiler:15frw8zj]
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    This is a spoof, right? Right?

    The IMDB page is just a joke. No one would make a movie with a plot based on that.

    It can't be real.


    Yes, I said the same thing about Snakes on a Plane.




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    This just keeps getting better! The blond lead is Debbie Gibson!
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    Quote Originally posted by Astroboy14
    This just keeps getting better! The blond lead is Debbie Gibson!
    Um, that's Deborah Gibson these days, thank you very much.
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    I missed the link to the trailer when I made my earlier post and all I can add right now is "WOW!".
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    Quote Originally posted by OneCentStamp
    Quote Originally posted by Astroboy14
    This just keeps getting better! The blond lead is Debbie Gibson!
    Um, that's Deborah Gibson these days, thank you very much.

    No seriously, she gets pissed if you call her Debbie. I worked with her on a play once, and she is nice enough, but get's wicked pissed if you call her Debbie.

    Better than the Shark Eating the Golden Gate Bridge is the final image where the shark is leaping up to snap an airplane out of the air...I am all over this.

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    I want to have sex with this movie, if only to find out what our kid would look like.

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    Ha. I'm so stealing that line, Harlequin.
    "It's so cold here, I miss the cactus, everyone's so tall, does nobody wear pants but me, why are they so mean to me, possum, why is there a possum, never get the sticky out of my hair, too cold, cookies are good, I like sprinkles."

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