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    I put the DU in DUMBO. Dangerously Unqualified's avatar
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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090428/ap_ ... ne_obama_2

    The short story, an official in the white house authorized a photo moment wherin Air Force One flys over Staten Island with a fighter jet escort. New Yorkers look up, see the 747 comin' out of the sky, start having flashbacks of Steve Miller and CCR and panic ensues.

    Ok, they had flashbacks of 9/11, but Steve Miller is almost as scary as Bin Laden.

    So, after this award winning moment for the president's staff (of whom I'm sure he's proud of right now ) what do you suppose the next big DOD Photo Op will be?

    My suggestion is take some pictures of a Ryder rental truck outside of the Oklahoma City Federal Building - you know, to show strength of community and what not.

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    I've had better days, but I don't care! hatesfreedom's avatar
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    God willing next time it will be exactly what they expect it to be.

    Allah akbar!

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    A photo op of Madonna's crotch that people mistake for a grizzly bear on the loose. The situation won't be resolved until it kills and eats a child and is then shot with 3 different tranquilzer darts.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    It's going to take more than three tranqs to take down that thing.

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    The good citizens of Tokyo will also be unable to recognize the most recognizable aircraft on the fucking planet and shoot it down fearing that, it is in fact, Rodan.
    This is the most beautiful place on Earth; there are many such places.

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    A mistake is where they end up there unintentionally - mistakes are unintentional. They did this on purpose - they planned, in advance, to blow approximately $400K on buzzing downtown NYC. They planned this in advance, warned various organizations in advance, while forbidding said orgs to tell anyone else. Yay, OMG srprz nyc buzz !!!!!

    Fuckwits...last time aircraft of that size buzzed downtown NYC, there were collisions and thousands of deaths.

    The amount of contempt that these people must feel for the little people is clearly illustrated that their assumption that said wee citizens are incapable of parsing the word "mistake."

    Frakking Fuckwits, So Say We All.

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    Quote Originally posted by cerberus
    A mistake is where they end up there unintentionally - mistakes are unintentional.


    I'm pretty sure you're wrong here. You're thinking of the word "accident." Had Obama said "It was accidental," I would join you in derision and disdain. But mistakes are errors in judgement, so I think Obama was accurate in that description.
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    mistake

    ...to blunder in the choice of...
    ...agreed...

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    Next up: just for fun, they'll mail some white powder to every member of Congress!

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    Quote Originally posted by CairoCarol
    Next up: just for fun, they'll mail some white powder to every member of Congress!

    Free samples of Gold Bond for everyone!!!

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    Quote Originally posted by Cluricaun
    A photo op of Madonna's crotch that people mistake for a grizzly bear on the loose. The situation won't be resolved until it kills and eats a child and is then shot with 3 different tranquilzer darts.
    This reminds me of the time I'd been chopping onions one afternoon and walked into the living room to see a full-blown pornographic image on my tv screen.

    When I wiped my eyes, I realised it was Grizzly Adams, eating a banana!
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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