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    Yeah, well, the subject title pretty much says it all.

    In no particular order:

    tailgaters
    fast-burning cigarettes
    faulty lighters
    tailgaters: no excuse is possible
    people who lead or participate in "group" anything: STFU

    Add to that.

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    people in customer service jobs who hate people
    people who insist they are always right, even about things they know nothing about

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    Oh, and connected to my first one: United Airlines

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    I'm on board, so to speak, with United hate. I think they're the carrier I've flown the most with, by far. Well, I mean, I guess they're OK, but that's a pretty low bar by which to excel as an airline. Both their employees and their dicking around and such, especially during foul weather, and failure to recompense extreme events, yeah, they suck dong, not that there's anything wrong with it. Eh, sure, I guess. I haven't flown in years, and I'm not likely to in the near future, so I don't care much.

    Fucking. Car. Fucking. Drivers. Fuck. You. Cunts. And or Micro-Dicks.

    Fucking insane, deranged, inexperienced, morons. How can one fail at driving a car in a relatively halcyon environment, such as this highway on my way back home, or away from (they're better going towards town, generally, but not by much)?

    Two fucking lanes westbound. Not fucking difficult. It's a forty-mile-per-hour (y'all can convert to clicks and all that, but I'm not going to grab the slide rule) road, there's traffic on rush hour. Typically, overtaking cars in the right lane shouldn't be a taxing process. Typically it's not.

    I think severe brain trauma is the only explanation. They're clearly not texting given their wonderful displays of changing-lanes. Complete imbeciles. Yeah, well, I honestly do my best to ensure that they die on the road, and it wouldn't bother me a bit if their offspring perished in the crack-up as well. Just die. That's death penalty shit.

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    People in Internet groups who don't post any relevant content, but do post about how the people who do provide content should do it better.

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    Yeah, but does anyone know of a good podcast about something good that is also free?

    Also, I really discovered after compulsively reading Encyclopedia Dramatica that not only do nerds still suck but also pretty much everything on the internet. don't give a fuck, but at least if im going to eavesdrop, it should be amusing.

    I also hate the ... I forgot what ... oh yeah the autocomplete "feature" of the so-called Hacker's Keyboard for Android is a bunch of shit.

    Also,I'm pretty sure this guy I vaguely know from the bar is in the process of cheating on his wife with some chippie. that's ok with me: i

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    Oh, that got mangled, that last. See? "Hacker's Keyboard" for Android. Fucking up my shit. I guess on a tablet or one of those giant granny-phablets it would be better. Not for a reasonably sized phone, though.

    Oh, also, this just in, fucking people driving all crazy and shit. If a fucking half-blind moron exhausted from physical pursuits can do it, I'm pretty sure anyone can. Bunch of assneck freaks.

    And also, pedestrians. I don't know, but I thought I remembered something about looking before you leap. I don't give a shit who jaywalks or whatever, but it's on you: do it or don't do it, you bunch of pot-smoking cretins. I'm the drunkest fucking pedestrian-walker-idiot there is, and yet I never been hit, and it's only very rarely attribuable to mutual awareness on the part of the automobilists. Walk like you've got a pair, you fucking Californians.

    Also, pretty much everybody makes me want to puke. Shit music, bullshit speaking voices, crap ideas. Just fuck off, people.

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    I also hate motherfuckers "presenting" fucking peanut butter about once a month on their "burger of the week." Yeah, I get it, you're having fun and possibly unloading some unneeded ingredients, while perhaps masking unpleasant core ingredients.

    It's stupid, somewhat revolting, messy, and fucking childish.

    Are you going to serve me a glass of milk, too, you fucking bar?

    Oh, but it's OK, because it also is topped with sriracha. You fucking old fuck hipster stain of a GM. I got your name, you man-cow bitch.

    Still, it's two dollars cheaper than a bacon cheeseburger, and sometimes the BOTW is really good. Anyway, I don't have to think about it upon ordering and it's easy and fast for the staff to just crap one out and let me devour it rather than going through a bunch of idiocy about kinds of breads and cheeses, about which I don't give a fuck.

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    Fucking A, I'm really getting tired of buying cigarettes and — yeah, I speak clearly, but not so quick it can't be understood.

    King size.

    "Oh, you want the shorts?"

    You mean do I want the Marlboro 72s?

    No, I do not.

    Mongo ask for 100s if mongo is a septuagenarian women or a Mexican.

    Did I say "Hundreds?" No. I said King size. As in regular fucking size.

    Bunch of faggy-ass vapers who don't know what the shit basic words mean.

    Fucking A.

    Yeah, I know languages evolve, but industry terms generally are pretty stable.

    Every interaction where I have to use two or three different terms to mean the same thing, in one or two sentences, really makes my pussy dry.

    It's not that complicated. King size does not mean "shorts," just as it doesn't mean 100s. Anyway, most Kings weren't all that tall, I don't think. Henri IV wasn't tall, I don't think, but he was a king. A damned good king.

    Bastards.

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