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    Quixotic Elixir Guinastasia's avatar
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    HEY EXY, HOW ARE YOU TODAY!!!!
    "At Pottery Barn, if you knock over a lamp, you have to glue it back together, even if when you're done it looks terrible and it doesn't work. Oh, and you have to stay in the store forever. Oh, and it's an exploding lamp. "
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    Well, I just woke up but thankfully without a hangover. That's mostly as I chugged a bottle of one of those so-called "Vitamin" water drinks - basically sugar water with a tiny amount of vitamin additives. (Interestingly enough, the rapper 50 Cent made a fucking fortune when he invested in the stuff a few years ago.) I also drink water throughout the night when I wake up to pee (which is often after a night of heavy slurping). However, I am damn tired because I woke at 6am and I really hoped to sleep in. Ah well. At least it's Sunday.
    I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here

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    Quote Originally posted by Excalibur
    You know those stupid videos of random anime images set to popular songs on youtube? I masturbate to them.
    Is there anything you don't masturbate to, Exy?

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    Porn?
    Wow, WhyNot, you're brilliant! Especially on Thursdays!

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    Quote Originally posted by MsPurlMcKnittington
    Is there anything you don't masturbate to, Exy?
    A picture of his dad?
    Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius

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    His anus?
    I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here

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    Quote Originally posted by leander
    His anus?
    My anus is a fucking work of art.

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    Quote Originally posted by Excalibur
    Quote Originally posted by leander
    His anus?
    My anus is a fucking work of art.
    Well, it's certainly been studied enough.
    I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here

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    Quote Originally posted by leander
    Quote Originally posted by Excalibur
    Quote Originally posted by leander
    His anus?
    My anus is a fucking work of art.
    Well, it's certainly been studied enough.
    Surely you meant 'studded'?
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Actually leander is a great admirer or Exy's ass. He can stare for hours and wax eloquent about its magnificence. Why do you think Excalibur has such a high opinion of it?
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    Quote Originally posted by Glazer
    Actually leander is a great admirer or Exy's ass. He can stare for hours and wax eloquent about its magnificence. Why do you think Excalibur has such a high opinion of it?
    Ain't that the truth. It's like the blackhole of munificence!
    I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here

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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    My fingers have been loosened by cheap off-brand vodka and I am now quite willing to inform you guys that I am so awesome it amazes even me, despite my own jadedness.
    The more things change...

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    The more things change...
    I've barely had a drop in the last month or so.

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    But you still think you're better than us.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    But you still think you're better than us.
    This thread has been raped by the Rapist!

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