HEY EXY, HOW ARE YOU TODAY!!!!
HEY EXY, HOW ARE YOU TODAY!!!!
"At Pottery Barn, if you knock over a lamp, you have to glue it back together, even if when you're done it looks terrible and it doesn't work. Oh, and you have to stay in the store forever. Oh, and it's an exploding lamp. "
-Stephen Colbert
Well, I just woke up but thankfully without a hangover. That's mostly as I chugged a bottle of one of those so-called "Vitamin" water drinks - basically sugar water with a tiny amount of vitamin additives. (Interestingly enough, the rapper 50 Cent made a fucking fortune when he invested in the stuff a few years ago.) I also drink water throughout the night when I wake up to pee (which is often after a night of heavy slurping). However, I am damn tired because I woke at 6am and I really hoped to sleep in. Ah well. At least it's Sunday.
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
Is there anything you don't masturbate to, Exy?Originally posted by Excalibur
Porn?
Wow, WhyNot, you're brilliant! Especially on Thursdays!
A picture of his dad?Originally posted by MsPurlMcKnittington
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
His anus?
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
My anus is a fucking work of art.Originally posted by leander
Well, it's certainly been studied enough.Originally posted by Excalibur
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
Surely you meant 'studded'?Originally posted by leander
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Actually leander is a great admirer or Exy's ass. He can stare for hours and wax eloquent about its magnificence. Why do you think Excalibur has such a high opinion of it?
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
Ain't that the truth. It's like the blackhole of munificence!Originally posted by Glazer
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
But you still think you're better than us.