Charter members will always get a 20% discount at the Fucking Oyster*.Originally posted by RoOsh
*Alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity exclude. Offer not valid in states will more than 300,000 residence. The Fucking Oyster reserves the right to end this promotion at any time without warning. Fucking Oyster employees may not be legal residents, and may not be fully trained in food preparation or sanitation. The Fucking Oyster accepts no liability for illness or accidental death as a result of employee negligence, depression brought on by post binge-eating regret or colon-stretching flatuence. The Fucking Oyster is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Dipilatory Products division of Union Carbide LLC. All Rights reserved. Member FDIC, FSLIC, UNICEF and Student for Free Hand Guns.