They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
That looks like a "Before and After" picture.
This isn't quite as ridiculous as it looks, ladies. Think of all the extra bags you could carry whilst shopping.
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This is a wedding dress. Supposedly.
TOGA TOGA TOGA!
"There are no ordinary people. ... It is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit." C.S. Lewis
I have a burning hatred of too-small, tight clothes, and I am deeply in hate with the lastest trend in men's suits -
I get uncomfortable just looking at people in suits so small and tight that they couldn't raise their arms to save their lives.
I also found this trendy necklace -
Is it just me, or does that look like something you could make out of paper clips and elastic bands during a particularly boring work day?
This seems like a group of people who would enjoy www.gofugyourself.com, if you aren't already.
Sorry about the triple-post, but I just had to share this with all y'all -
REDNECK WEDDING
They actually look like fairly nice people, but there is so much wrong with this picture that I can't even list it. Plus, the kid's face.
On that note, TACKY WEDDINGS.
It seems to be a universal rule, that if you wear a white suit to your wedding, you must have a pimp cane.
Unless you're Japanese. Then it's Hello Kitty time.
"There are no ordinary people. ... It is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit." C.S. Lewis
Love that site!Originally posted by featherlou
Beat me to it!! An old favourite that fits right in with this threadOriginally posted by featherlou
"We don't need to all lose glitter privileges because one kid makes a sparkly penis on the carpeting." - Excalibur
Found this on the fabulous blog Hello Kitty Hell:
I asked my husband if he would wear them for me, and he refused. Can you believe him?! He obviously doesn't love me at all.
That's awesome!
I'm really tempted to try to find some.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Mmm, I love a man in hipster briefs.Originally posted by Sarahfeena
I'm sorry, what were you saying about kitties?
From behind, those look like he's having a bit of an accident with his maxi-pad! I don't know exactly how guys feel about stuff, but I have a feeling they try to avoid underwear that makes them look like they're having an accident with a maxi-pad.Originally posted by Sarahfeena
I don't know about normal guys but those briefs are screaming costume party to me with the red splotch.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
You'd think. But then, maybe a guy who'd go around with Hello Kitty on his shorts wouldn't care.Originally posted by featherlou
No-no doesn't even begin to cover this. I can't even imagine why these would ever have been made - to give birth in without taking your pants off?
What if turtlenecks are tight-like fitted?
"At Pottery Barn, if you knock over a lamp, you have to glue it back together, even if when you're done it looks terrible and it doesn't work. Oh, and you have to stay in the store forever. Oh, and it's an exploding lamp. "
-Stephen Colbert
Well duh, they're obviously made to cover her extremely large labia.Originally posted by featherlou
I reserve the right to be bothered by things that don't faze you,
and to cheerfully ignore things that bug the shit out of you.
I am not you.
God - they *look* like labia. Nice, jean fabric labia - what every pair of pants should have. They'd go nicely with the vulva dress Jali posted.
And I'll have "Sentences I never thought I'd type for $200, Alex."
It's like a hijab for cameltoe or something.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
Originally posted by criminey.jicket
You beat me to it--that's exactly what I thought.
There is some scary shit in here. I will add Man-pris to this list. And what is with the women I see downtown with 3 bags? They have their purse, another bag and then yet another bag. How much shit do you schlep? Why not one big bag, at most 2?
I dunno, what do you guys think? Is this a fashion no-no or a YES-YES!?? (NSFW picture)
I'd say fashion no-no AND wishful thinking on his part.
I love how the "close up" features more member.Originally posted by featherlou
Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have been one. A moment. In childhood. When it first occurred to you that you don't go on forever. Must have been shattering. Stamped into one's memory. And yet, I can't remember it.
"We don't need to all lose glitter privileges because one kid makes a sparkly penis on the carpeting." - Excalibur
My son says, "That's not a fashion no-no, that's a fashion OH-HELL-NO!!!"Originally posted by featherlou
Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have been one. A moment. In childhood. When it first occurred to you that you don't go on forever. Must have been shattering. Stamped into one's memory. And yet, I can't remember it.
I wouldn't have believed this before going out on Saturday night, where I saw MANY women wearing sizes too small for their bodies. Ewwww.Originally posted by Butterscotch
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
I like the comparison to the Christmas ham tied up with twine.
What blows my mind a little about all the girlies who have to wear their clothes too small and bulge out all over it is that they'd look so cute in clothes that actually fit. The girl in the micro-mini looks like she isn't very overweight (and from what I know of heterosexual guys, she'd be just fine by most of them); she just looks huge because of all the rolls getting pushed up.
I like everyone in the picture studiously trying to look anywhere EXCEPT at this dude's front or back. I find I'm doing it now, with this picture on my computer.
Works for me.Originally posted by featherlou
I guess this is one of the differences between men and women.
I think you would find yourself talking to law enforcement personel pretty often.Originally posted by featherlou
This is the most beautiful place on Earth; there are many such places.
How do you walk with these?...
"We don't need to all lose glitter privileges because one kid makes a sparkly penis on the carpeting." - Excalibur
How do you LIVE with those? Because that's a pitchforks and torches situation if I've ever seen one.
Yeah, I see those coming at me, and I'm remembering that I have to be somewhere else RIGHT NOW. I'm getting creeped out just thinking of how many times I catch a toe on something -eeeeeeeee.
And there are only four on each foot.
"We don't need to all lose glitter privileges because one kid makes a sparkly penis on the carpeting." - Excalibur
Hawaiian shirts should never be tight.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Possibly NSFW for some.
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They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Poor doggie.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
What's goin' on there, Jali? Are its teeth painted, or something?!
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I googled "ghetto fabulous" and this was one of the images.Originally posted by ivan astikov
I think the poor dog has gold teeth.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
That Snoop Doggy Dawg has a lot to answer for!Originally posted by jali
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[quote=ivan astikov]That Snoop Doggy Dawg has a lot to answer for! [/quote:rlxv5g8j]Originally posted by jali
That he does.
I may act whorish on occasion, but I'm not a "ho".
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
And Bo help the person that dares to suggest it!Originally posted by jali
Unless you are indulging in a bit of 'roleplay' that is? I'll be the bad-ass detective busting yo ass... figuratively speaking!
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Now you MUST come to visit.Originally posted by ivan astikov
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
I'm a rotten tease, aren't I?Originally posted by jali
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jali and ivan, you two SO need to get a room.
OH SHIT! I used to work for this guy!Originally posted by OtakuLoki
Before you fell from grace?!
"We don't need to all lose glitter privileges because one kid makes a sparkly penis on the carpeting." - Excalibur
Yes. I just fell from grace a couple weeks ago. I worked for this guy back in 2005-6.Originally posted by Butterscotch