# 1. Turtleneck sweaters
Anybody wearing one of these is nowhere near as cool as they think they are.
# 1. Turtleneck sweaters
Anybody wearing one of these is nowhere near as cool as they think they are.
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They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
I know I did it on occasion in my wild and crazy youth, but I would not be seen in a coffin with sandals and socks anymore. Good choice.
Bell-bottoms.
Banned after several unfortunate accidents on escalators and with subway train doors.
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I'm not a fan of turtlenecks, but you can't unsexy the Giles.
jali, there is so much wrong in that picture it actually hurts my feelings.
Oh noes!Originally posted by Diana
I've seen this woman, many times here in Atlanta. So sad.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
But what is the fashion criticism? Is it the leg-length and fit, or the wear and tear on the rear?
Personally, I find the first forgivable, but the latter looks extremely tacky.
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The length, the (doubtless faux and purchased-that-way) wear, the denim overkill, the panty lines, the generally poor fit... there's basically nothing that's okay about that outfit.
It's the whole picture!
This is from a runway show, but men shoud NEVER tuck their pants into boots unless they're trecking through muck.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Denim overkill... how could I have missed that?
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Pretend Tupaks are always out of style.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Shell-suits
The best thing about these was they were highly flammable!
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How very Darwinian.Originally posted by ivan astikov
Would a tattooist charge by the inch for a job like that?Originally posted by jali
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Hey, Nature is a cruel and harsh mistress!Originally posted by Diana
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Fringe!!!
What a natural combination!
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If you actually own a ranch, or at least a horse, you get a pass.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Without the horse's head, I'd have guessed he was an undertaker.
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A very dangerous faux pas, she could knock something over.
I don't get this.Originally posted by Batman
Does anyone think this is a good look?
Are there magic mirrors in certain peoples homes?
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
It's stubbornness. She's going to be sexy even if it costs her her legs to interrupted blood flow.Originally posted by jali
I get the logic: discernible hips are good; double-hips = twice as good, but still!?Originally posted by jali
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But, this way she gets to say she still wears the same size as she always has!Originally posted by jali
Okay, big titty girls listen up--this is not sexy:
What this is, is terrifying. If it looks like you're one flimsy spaghetti strap away from putting someone's eye out or breaking an innocent bystanders neck with flying boobage you NEED a better bra, AND a shirt that actually, y'know, COVERS YOUR TOP.
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
I'm reminded of an old Roseanne Barr routine: "Mommy, you're breasts are so loooooooong!"
And I don't even know what to say about this:
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
Howsabout "My eyes!!! My EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS S!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yeah, that works pretty good!
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
Where would I start? Turtlenecks, animal prints and shell-suits in one pic!
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Picture says it all:
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
I think they're cute! What's wrong with rubber clogs?
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Prom Wear
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Holy DAMN.Originally posted by jali
Where did you find those? That is just amazing.
I am literally gaping.
A Jessica two-fer
Yes, that's a prom jacket made with coke cans. He looks like he was assaulted by a bolt of Macintosh tartan. Pepsi blue would have been much classier.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
It's not his fault - it's his dress uniform (minus the dixie cup hat) - but it's still a fashion disaster. Really.
And now: Prom Wear, the Revenge! (Sorry - the images I've found of these are all either too small to showcase the evil, or too large to show in the thread - please follow the links.)Originally posted by jali
2008 - 1st Place
2008 - 2nd Place
2008 - 3rd Place
Do I need to continue?
Her fecal bacteria have eaten the dye out of her pants!!! Ugh!Originally posted by Diana
Is that her pregnant belly sticking out, or is it just an opening in the middle of her dress?Originally posted by jali
Is that woodland camo?
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Yes, please!Originally posted by OtakuLoki
I'm not good at the advice. Can I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?
OMG, it's Pretty in Pink but instead of Ducky, he's Heron.Originally posted by OtakuLoki
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
Originally posted by BiblioCat
As you wish: Here's a bunch of thumbnails of the various winners for the past 7 years of the "Stuck at the Prom" contest, from Duck Tape.
Yes, that does mean that each and every garment shown on that page is made from duct tape.
I'm not going to say that all of these outfits are fashion no-no's for style - but the idea of wearing what is basically an impermeable fabric for any event has to be a major no-no.
I realise pop stars should be allowed a little leeway, but what is this about?
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No, just woodland.Originally posted by BiblioCat
No cage, thank you. I'm a human being.
You'd have to be barking mad to go out dressed like that!Originally posted by sublight
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Joe
Not one, not two, not three. FOUR popped collars, plus a T-shirt, so he won't sweat through his four layers of douche.
Why on earth isn't he as red as a cooked lobster?Originally posted by Batman
Because these douchebags used up all the self-tanner.Originally posted by OtakuLoki
Joe